It is covered on all sides by a six foot wall. None of the neighbors have two-story homes, and I think their homes may be on slightly lower elevation. The only way anyone could see me is if they were making a conscious effort to peer over our wall.
B8, you play lawyer games. What are my rights here
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Since you're a man, you are no doubt an evil evil rapist for wanting to be in the nude in your backyard so you'll be facing a least a very heavy fine and will not be allowed to be within 500 feet of a school ever again.
I guess I could keep clothes handy. I don't really care if neighbors see (not that I'm a Brad Pitt or anything, so I dunno why they'd be staring); I just don't want to get in any legal trouble. Just want a full body tan, that's all!
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It's kinda pointless in this sun and temperature. My upper body got so much darker in a matter of days. I just want the rest of me to look the same cuz right now, the difference between my upper and lower body is pretty goofy.
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I guess people in helicopters could see. Or the satellite that takes pictures for Google Earth. Yeah, you might want to avoid this in the off chance it ends up on Google Earth.
Also, people have been charged with indecent exposure for being naked on their own property before. It feels like the penalties are so disproportionately severe compared to the act here that you might as well not do it, even if the chance of anything bad coming from it is very low.
I am not sure how you would reasonably get caught...
If a neighbor DID go out of there way to see you, it is there word against yours (and even then it is a silly thing to make a police call "but officer...he was n-n-n-naked!")
If they videotape you or take pictures for the ever important evidence, then you could probably raise an uproar and sue them >_>;;
So, what is your geographical location again? Google maps might be watching you o_o
edit: beaten to the google jokes >_<
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What the heck is wrong with this country; I wouldn't even be doing anything indecent. I just don't want the coloration of a freakin yin-yang symbol. =(
I'm kinda worried about Google Earth now, too. I know the odds of me getting captured (and found) there are infinitesimally small, but no nude man can look impressive from such a distance.
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