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Viktor Vaughn
08/09/11 9:55:00 PM
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*** HOMESTUCK SPOILERS ***



What is Homestuck?

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Homestuck is a webcomic that incorporates music, flash animation, and gameplay created by Andrew Hussie. It blends humor, action, fantasy, science fiction, and more into great story with a large cast of characters. It began April 13th, 2009.

The main characters are four 13 year olds. John Egbert,

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Rose Lalonde,

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Dave Strider,

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and Jade Harley.

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There are a myriad of other characters in Homestuck, but they should be met later, within the context of the story.

It begins quite humbly, and escalates slowly at first. However, it gains more and more momentum as you go, and becomes immense in scale.

Give Homestuck a chance! It's got a lot to offer, and it's pretty unique experience.


Relevant links:
Homestuck Music - http://homestuck.bandcamp.com

Homestuck Fanworks Aggregator - https://www.dropbox.com/s/295evbm3cvpti2l

MSPA/Homestuck Wiki - http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Homestuck

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SemiFinal vs Belarus
08/09/11 10:02:00 PM
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so yeah, randomly had the urge to reread some early homestuck an hour ago. discovered that the ACTUAL SUICIDE ATTEMPT is a call back to rose's strife flash. didn't remember that at all, but i can't say i'm surprised.

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Viktor Vaughn
08/09/11 10:05:00 PM
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whoops

i always forget one of the "relevant links"

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Shadowwolf1015
08/09/11 10:10:00 PM
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Dis Aradia lookalike thing is rather uninteresting and boring to me.
Not sure why, I just don't find Scratch entertaining.

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Natwaf_akidna
08/09/11 10:44:00 PM
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BROOM.

Emoradia?

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HeroDelTiempo17
08/09/11 11:41:00 PM
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From: SemiFinal vs Belarus | #003
so yeah, randomly had the urge to reread some early homestuck an hour ago. discovered that the ACTUAL SUICIDE ATTEMPT is a call back to rose's strife flash. didn't remember that at all, but i can't say i'm surprised.


Yeah. I noticed that too.

Now all Scratch has to do is offer Aradia a pony and then attempt to get her drunk.

wait

this is going to go to dark, dark places

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Viktor Vaughn
08/09/11 11:48:00 PM
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that doc scratch is a smooth criminal

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SovietOmega
08/10/11 10:15:00 AM
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tag

i think scratch might have listened to that SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality song too many times >_>;;

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SemiFinal vs Belarus
08/10/11 10:45:00 AM
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still trying to figure out where this fits in aradia's timeline. the fact that she couldn't breathe in space but vriska could suggests this is before she hit god tier, but it's hard to narrow it down further then that.

of course, maybe this isn't aradia at all. maybe it's aradia's ancestor or something. all i know is i need to stop trying to figure this out because it's confusing me.

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HeroDelTiempo17
08/10/11 10:54:00 AM
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Yeah the more I think about it, the more I think it's Aradia's ancestor.

That would explain why she's fighting with needles (cues?) instead of a whip, and why there's a ship heading to the troll planet when all of the other trolls should be dead.
Her powers also seem different from Aradia's.

Whatever is going on, I want to knooooooow

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Viktor Vaughn
08/10/11 11:24:00 AM
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when all of the other trolls should be dead.

the troll empress could still be alive!

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muddersmilk
08/10/11 11:31:00 AM
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tag

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HeroDelTiempo17
08/10/11 11:33:00 AM
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From: Viktor Vaughn | #012
when all of the other trolls should be dead.

the troll empress could still be alive!


I guess I forgot about that minor technicality.

THEN AGAIN, since it's such a silly minor plot point, that probably means she is Betty Crocker and also Lord English.

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kevwaffles
08/10/11 11:40:00 AM
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tag

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Equius_Zahhak
08/10/11 8:36:00 PM
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tag

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SSBM_Guy
08/10/11 9:07:00 PM
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tag

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Altimadark
08/11/11 5:43:00 AM
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Wow.

You know, I thought the troll "ancestors" might actually be the descendants, but this?

Wow.

Keep narrating, Doc. I wanna hear this.

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Bokonon_Lives
08/11/11 6:56:00 AM
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guess i better tag

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muddersmilk
08/11/11 7:26:00 AM
#20:


Interesting.

And now we know what the scratch does as well.

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Altimadark
08/11/11 7:34:00 AM
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This was already established some time ago, before Rose went Grimdark.

Though it does make me wonder if Jade's grandkid is, in fact, the progeny of Grandpa and Nanna Harley.

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muddersmilk
08/11/11 7:39:00 AM
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But now we know specifics. Like if things reset they forget everything and Bro/Dad/Mom/Gramps take over as the heroes.

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Pram_the_Oracle
08/11/11 7:43:00 AM
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Signless?

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Altimadark
08/11/11 7:57:00 AM
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muddersmilk posted...
But now we know specifics. Like if things reset they forget everything and Bro/Dad/Mom/Gramps take over as the heroes.

We already established that the kids would live completely different lives at the same time the scratch itself was defined. We have not established that kids/ancestors switch places in every session that gets scratched; we only know it happened with the troll session.

That said, recall that Bro was trying to cause the scratch during Descend, before anybody else even knew what it was. What if THIS session is the result of another scratch, and Bro just happened to remember it, just like Karkancestor.

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KamikazePotato
08/11/11 8:42:00 AM
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Hivebent 2: Electric Boogaloo

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muddersmilk
08/11/11 9:00:00 AM
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Altimadark posted...
That said, recall that Bro was trying to cause the scratch during Descend, before anybody else even knew what it was. What if THIS session is the result of another scratch, and Bro just happened to remember it, just like Karkancestor.

Man that does seem likely now doesn't it.

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KamikazePotato
08/11/11 9:01:00 AM
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(11:59:53 AM) KamikazePotato8: HOW DOES BETTY CROCKER FIT INTO ALL THIS

You can't get out-of-context goodness like this with other stories!

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HeroDelTiempo17
08/11/11 10:20:00 AM
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my face reading this update:

...karkat popcorn gif was supposed to go here but it won't work for me. welp.

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HeroDelTiempo17
08/11/11 10:45:00 AM
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Oh maybe this Aradia is one of the two Aries trolls from the pre-scratch session, and Scratch has saved her to serve English when he awakens.

Or is that obvious now

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SovietOmega
08/11/11 10:52:00 AM
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HeroDelTiempo17 posted...
my face reading this update:

...karkat popcorn gif was supposed to go here but it won't work for me. welp.


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works fine for me, as does the first, though it is a slightly different gif

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SemiFinal vs Belarus
08/11/11 12:06:00 PM
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Viktor Vaughn
08/11/11 10:43:00 PM
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i wonder if equius' void powers work in the dreambubbles

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Equius_Zahhak
08/11/11 11:05:00 PM
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Maybe. Scratch hasn't shown or told anything about him, and he has shown inside of the dreambubbles so it's not like those are totally off-limits. But with this recent update does that mean Darkleer has the same power?

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Viktor Vaughn
08/11/11 11:09:00 PM
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Well Darkleer did keep the keep the magic cueball for Mindfang, so probably.

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muddersmilk
08/12/11 1:50:00 PM
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Dang it Santa, I saw this topic on the first page and got excited.

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Viktor Vaughn
08/12/11 3:38:00 PM
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ugh i'm so stupid this should have been so obvious (this is from the SA HS thread)

Feferi is basically the whole reason the previous troll society was peaceful to begin with. Her being the ancestor pre-scratch means that she was the Empress and troll society used her definition of "culling."

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Viktor Vaughn
08/12/11 4:06:00 PM
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bluuuuuuuuh goddammit hussie that's not passive at all

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Maniac64
08/12/11 4:14:00 PM
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Stay out of the story Hussie!

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Nogoodnamesnow
08/12/11 4:53:00 PM
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I think what's happening as far as Hussie is concerned is that he's going to get Disc 2 back from Scratch.

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SunnyX
08/12/11 5:22:00 PM
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husssssssssiiiiiiieeeeeeee whaaaaat are you doing?!?!

oh right paradoxes for breakfast and homestuck and whatnot. carry on then good sir.

oh, and dat heretical cult.

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KamikazePotato
08/12/11 5:29:00 PM
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ALT TEXT

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HeroDelTiempo17
08/12/11 7:52:00 PM
#44:


I am okay with Hussie breaking into the story as long as it continues to be TOTALLY AWESOME

BOOYEAH

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Viktor Vaughn
08/12/11 8:04:00 PM
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i wonder if the paradise planet from gamzee's cult is just pre-scratch alternia

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BonetaiI
08/12/11 8:06:00 PM
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SovietOmega
08/12/11 8:09:00 PM
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so basically signless is troll jesus...

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SovietOmega
08/12/11 8:29:00 PM
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troll jesus...he died for our signs

new formsprings beat me to it with the parallel >_<

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HeroDelTiempo17
08/12/11 8:34:00 PM
#50:


It should be noted that by breaking the 5th wall, I am not interfering with the story.

I am interfering with the way the story is currently being told.

If a 4th wall is broken, then I am officially influencing events in the story.

I have set up two 4th walls to face each other, exactly one yard apart. That is all you need to know for now.


oh, you

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