Board 8 > {BB} The Big Brother Season 13 Topic {13}

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Brendon is, without a doubt, the worst person in this season, but Rachel is definitely at the bottom with him.

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rachel: we need to win veto so we have a chance for one of us to stay here this week

you.........what?

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brendon: you have a big heart. it's right behind your mediastinum. i know that because i'm a phd student.

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From: Naomi_Diamond | #402
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Thanks for the heads up, this is great stuff.

If I had a dollar for every time someone this season (mostly dickf*** and s***head) used the word "myself" incorrectly, I'd probably have 80-100 dollars more than I have now...

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RACHEL FIGHTING SO HARD TO BE HERE

i love how upset she gets every time she gets nominated

"SHE THINKS SHE'S MAKING SUCH A GREAT GAME MOVE"

well if nominating you is a bad move then i guess you suck?

"THIS NOMINATION IS 100% PERSONAL"

just like every nomination rachel has ever made

and of course brendon

"MY PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY, I'M SO AWESOME AND ALSO A PHD STUDENT SLASH HIGH SCHOOL SWIMMING COACH DANIELE IS SO PISSED"

daniele: i'm so happy brendon is an idiot

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just started watching this show a few weeks ago

brendon and rachel tha best

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It's funny how Rachel loves to bash everyone's game play when she's an awful player.

Although she basically thinks anyone who comes after her has terrible game play, so whatever.

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I really liked the veto competition this week. It actually felt fresh for once. They've never had one quite like that before have they? I mean, I know they've had the estimation challenges where you have to gauge a number without being too low or going over, but I can't remember combining that with a physical challenge.


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From: lardpig | #403
rachel: we need to win veto so we have a chance for one of us to stay here this week

you.........what?

I found this quite hilarious myself. Would have been awesome if both of them went if they lost the veto though...

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Damn Brendon tore that episode up. One of his best ever.

How will voting go...
Brendon: Jeff and Kalia, probably Shelly and Lawon
Jordan: Porsche and Rachel
Who knows: Adam

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I just love how they contrasted this episode with Brendon being all I'M GOING TO WIN THE VETO AND TAKE OFF RACHEL SO YOU'RE STUCK WITH HER and Dani being all Yeah I want Brendon out oh hey he's dumb and taking Rachel off cool I still want Brendon out.

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Menji76 posted...
Damn Brendon tore that episode up. One of his best ever.

How will voting go...
Brendon: Jeff and Kalia, probably Shelly and Lawon
Jordan: Porsche and Rachel
Who knows: Adam

What are you talking about? He made a complete ass of himself yet again.

Daniele: I want Brendon out. If Rachel goes off the block, I put Jordan up. Easy decision. If dickhead uses the veto on himself, s*** gonna get complicated...
Brendon: I'm totally using it on myself.
Daniele: F***. I need to make my replacement choice carefully...
Brendon: I use the veto on... RACHEL! WHOA PLOT TWIST! SUCK IT DANIELE! I TOTALLY JUST THREW A WRENCH IN YOUR PLANS! I'M REALLY SMART AND NOW YOU HAVE TO MAKE A HASTY DECISION AND THAT MEANS I LITERALLY RUINED YOUR ENTIRE GAME!
Daniele: Oh sweet! Jordan up, Brendon home ^_^

Once he goes, I hope the rest of the house tears Rachel so many new a******s that she has to be completely censored like Muhammed on South Park.

Peace out Brendon. Don't let your knuckles get caught under the door on your way out you f***ing Australopithecus (and I don't even have a PhD!)

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I don't know why I haven't been active in this yet, but I'm a diehard BB fan. I will now join your ranks and be stupidly active.

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Rankings:

1. Daniele: Obviously. She is hot as hell and extremely charismatic. She has plenty of Dick in her (heh) and I hope its enough to work her way to the end. In my opinion, the smartest gameplayer of them all. She showed us she's not infallible, which disappointed me a bit. I've always viewed her as a BB expert. She's still great, but last week we saw that she needs some Dick to completely control the house.

2. Jordan: Oh Jordan. She is hot as hell and extremely charismatic. She provides great comedic relief for the show and I love the accent. But then again, I hear it every day so maybe its just what I'm used to. Either way, funny and beautiful, you can't beat that.

3. Jeff: I don't remember him being this funny in his previous season. He's definitely stepped it up. He's gone from being the other half of the star cutesy BB relationship to a legitimate player in my eyes. He's game savvy and knows what's going on. The only guy in the house I could see myself broing out with.

4. Kahlua: I hope we see more of her sassy black woman side during the season. She isn't that great but I see a lot of potential. Plus her being on Daniele's side makes me partial towards her. I can't believe I spelled her name right the first time. She is Kahlua and everyone I know refers to her as such.

5. Porsche: Boobs. Otherwise, nonexistent. Did we even see her in the past couple weeks?

6. Lawon: His lines are so scripted. He doesn't get a whole lot of camera time besides his ridiculous one-liners. That's a good thing, considering everyone else from here down sucks.

7. Shelly: Ultimate floater. I think she could have a little fight in her, but I've yet to see it. So far she's either boring or being the weasel running around the house. Go home.

8. Adam: He's not Brendon or Rachel, so he's #8. Otherwise, what the ****. He's so unlikable. Nothing he says adds any entertainment value to the show. For him to be such a BB expert, he doesn't know jack **** about gameplay. Plus he's disgusting to look at. Go away, go home, please.

9-10. Brenchel: Who gives a ****. Quit taking up half of the show with your petty bull****. I would rather see actual strategy and gameplay than their lovers' quarrels every other scene. Brendon needs to leave now, and Rachel next week. Quit milking yourselves for screentime.

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This is why Rachel is better than Brendon. Because she's bats*** insane, and he's an obnoxious *****.

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I'm not a bad person. I'm crazy. I'm going to play. I want to leave. Why did you want to marry me. I love you.

That hammock scene was top notch.


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Jordan not wearing a dress. She knows she's staying (not like anyone thought she was leaving anyway).


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Hey, so someone is coming back this season!


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trying to go to the BB website to vote 10 times for whoever is leading and is not Brendon but it's taking too long to load... I think there's lots of people doing the same thing O_O

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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
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Wow, Kalia actually owned at a competition. Amazing.


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Did not expect that HoH outcome but I like it. Hopefully the nominations will not make me regret saying that.

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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
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nominations will probably be something like rachel and shelly

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I expect it to be Rachel and Porche, or Rachel and Jordan.

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hmm, have to register to vote and it won't let me register. I hated all four of them anyways, so whoever comes back, it will suck ass. And cbs will rig it for brendon to win anyway.

No.

Keep the dream alive.

Rachel voted out this week.

Not Brendon wins the vote.

Not Brendon beats Rachel in whatever live competition they hold.

Neither of Brenchel on the Jury.

THE DREAM

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What a great season for womyn everywhere!

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Brendon's coming back :)

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Menji76 posted...
Brendon's coming back :)



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rankings

1) daniele - hot as hell (although i think she was better as a blonde) and pretty much the only interesting player right now.

2) jordan - i didn't see her first season but i can see why america fell in love with her. really cute and funny, and i have a feeling she's a better player than she lets on.

3) jeff - seems like a cool dude but kind of annoying with his paranoia. i guess it's justified but every time he's been on screen the last 5 episodes he's been screaming "I'M GONNA GET BACKDOORED RARGGHHHH". calm down jeff.

4) lawon - i enjoy his antics but he is completely useless as a player

5) kahlua - good god is kahlua really this high? i actually had her below rachel for a week. this season desperately needs cassi back. daniele/cassi alliance would own.

6) porsche - decent looking and showed some signs of improvement last night. hopefully she's smart enough to jump off the capsizing ss brenchel.

7) adam - really annoying and doesn't have porsche's looks to make him watchable

8) shelly - really annoying and doesn't have adam's looks to make her watchable

9) rachel - lol

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new ranking time? All right.


1- Jeff (funniest person in the house. I even laugh when he's talking serious. I dunno)
2 - Adam (RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Such an awesome person.
3. Lawon - More funny = good
4- Kalia- Moved up so hard in the last couple weeks. She's hilarious especially when she's ripping on Brenda. Her goodbye message was gold
5- Daniele - I hated the **** out of her in season 8, she's doing good here.
6- Shelly - Hardest game player this season so far. I remember when sucks was saying she'd be another Kathy from bb12... lol?
7 - Lambourghini - Hot as ****, and looking to be on the rise (like my wang when I see her)
8- Jordan - Still love her, but she's useless and the worst winner in bb history (besides bb1)
9001- Rachel. The most annoying bb contestant ever. I cant stand her botox li

This season is going good. Everyone i hate has been voted out. only one more left.I love jordan and she placed eighth. Good cast this season.

Here's what I hope happens this week...

Rachel has breakdown, either quits or goes ballistic and is expelled from the game. This results in no dual, America's vote gets back in by default and is either Cassi or Dominic. Brendon and Rachel's placements are 11 and 10 officially, both fail to make jury. Menji gets a catscan, tumor is found. It is benign but is causing pressure to his brain. Surgery is successful and menji makes a full and quick recovery, after which he apologizes to everyone in this topic for having liked Brendon and Rachel and explains that it was only because the tumor was making his brain not work right >_>

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Menji gets a catscan, tumor is found. It is benign but is causing pressure to his brain. Surgery is successful and menji makes a full and quick recovery, after which he apologizes to everyone in this topic for having liked Brendon and Rachel and explains that it was only because the tumor was making his brain not work right >_>


I rarely do, but I ****ing XD'd.

That was pretty funny. I like Brendon and Rachel only for the entertainment factor, and put them above Jeff and Jordan only for that reason. I make it no secret that I despise Jeff and Jordan and think that their season was a complete joke set up for them to win.


My current rankings:
Danielle - Hoping she can recover from the last couple weeks. A new alliance helps her position tremendously.
Lawon - I think this guy is pretty funny to watch. I hope we see more than just a floater out of him in the coming weeks.
Kahlia - She has done a lot in these last couple weeks to go from near last to here. Can't believe she actually is fun to watch now.
Jeff - Putting him this high just shows how little I care for the rest of the house.
Adam - Is actually getting kind of annoying now. Just less so than the people below him.
Rachel - Still annoying, but funny to watch.
Porche - At least she shows who's side she is on.
Jordan - F***ing useless player, and dumber than Odie.
Shelly - sucks.

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shelly is the best player this year so far. wtf are you guys talking about?

YEAH KAHLUA! Daniele safe for another week awwwwwwww yeah.

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As hard as Caelus's Menji comment made me laugh, this made me laugh even harder.

From: rammtay | #436
shelly is the best player this year so far. wtf are you guys talking about?

XMFD. You can't be serious.

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Vote cassi

Because Cassi winning the vote would hurt rachel the most

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i'm voting cassi (well, i would if cbs.com would let me register) because she's my favorite player this season of everybody, let alone the four evicted housemates

her return accelerating rachel's mental breakdown is icing on the cake

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never mind cbs.com registration appears to be working now

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just voted for cassi like 30 times

it says you can only vote 10 times but it said thanks for voting after each one soooooo

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never mind cbs.com registration appears to be working now

It's the Canada factour.




We can only watch 4 hours later.

I voted for Dominic.


Also, you should too:

http://www.realitynewsonline.com/cgi-bin/ae.pl?mode=1&article=article12801.art&page=1

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Cassi forever

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you just want a hardon :[

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I didn't care much for Dominic to begin with anyway.

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That's a shame.

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