Board 8 > Mer Ranks 110 Pokemon With Writeups + Comics [pkmn] [mer] [yeah]

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95. Ursaring

There's probably nothing more frustrating in the pokemon universe than an awesome, adorable, buddy of a pokemon that evolves into something gross and ugly. Teddiursa might be the biggest offender in this regard. Teddiursa is so ****ing cute. Like, jesus christ. He is such a friend. Such a pal. Such a buddy. I want to play with him all day. It would never get boring. It's one thing for a cute pokemon to evolve into something badass and still remotely friend-like (see Torchic, Buizel, Zigzagoon, etc.) But when something adorable can't become strong and useful without also becoming dumb and ugly, well... it's just sad. Ursaring is a bear with a circle on his stomach. He looks permanently pissed off. That's it. There's nothing about him that says "play with me, I am a friend." He respresents shattered innocence and the decay of ones inner child. I cannot support such a creature.



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This is an amazing ranking.

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The comic was great. Haha

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<3 <3 <3 Teddiursa
</3 Ursaring

I agree with this entire topic so far. :3

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Excellent comic, as per.

Literally brought a tear to my eye.

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I agree with your placement of Ursaring but I hate Teddiurse too

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94. Golurk

I am so damn neutral about this pokemon. I cannot be inspired to feel either way about it. Ground/ghost is an awesome typing, but it doesn't really make sense for like... a possessed suit of armor. Also, it can learn Fly. That's pretty cool. But I just don't find his design that appealing. It reminds me of the movie The Iron Giant. I never liked that movie for some reason. Golurk is just so... cold. There's nothing friendly about him. Plus he might be a crossdresser, I'm not sure yet.



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XD

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I don't know if this is the intended effect but you are making Froslass seem awesome.

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A+ JC

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XFD these comics keep getting better, J_C's was great too

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The comics are amazing. I'm starting to wish you were ranking every single Pokemon in the series just for more comics.

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A+ comics both of them.

93. Genesect

I don't tend to like event legendaries. I mean, it was cool when there was one per generation. These days it's a bit ridiculous. Each gen has 13 legendaries, and 6 of them are event only, and it ultimately just makes me not give a **** about any of them. Bug/Steel is pretty cool though, I guess. And Genesect has a cool backstory. Apparently, a renegade Team Plasma scientist decided to genetically engineer a resurrected fossil in order to create the ultimate pokemon. The thing is... for the supposed Shadow the Hedgehog of the Pokemon universe, Genesect looks... a little bit derpy. He's a little too excited for me to take him seriously. I think something went wrong during the experiment.



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Genesect can also learn Fly. So whenever I think of it, I picture one flying through the prehistoric jungles blasting dinosaurs.

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92. Stunfisk

I can't hate Stunfisk. I just can't. It's too hilarious looking. There are badly designed pokemon, and there are pokemon with such bad designs that you can only conclude Nintendo is ****ing with us sometimes. Seriously, look at Stunfisk. Look at him. The derpy face. The asinine Electric/Ground typing. The awkward body shape. Nothing about it says "take me seriously". Stunfisk is just hilarious to me, to the point where I can't even make fun of it. Anything I have to say about Stunfisk is better said by the man himself. It's all out there. No point in even putting effort into this one.



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Hahaha, tag. A++ topic.

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You know, for claiming not to have any Gen I bias, there sure are very few of them showing up. *cough*

<_<

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That's cause I'm only ranking what people nominated.

Very few of Gen I's ****ty pokemon were nominated because nobody cares about them.

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i'm a bit late on this one



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From: Justin_Crossing | #175
i'm a bit late on this one

XFD oh my god

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i couldn't resist



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Brilliant topic

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Great topic.

lmfao @ JCs comics, too

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>_>



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this topic broke through the roof of lolz

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92. Stunfisk

adjklnviojlke (RAGEQUITS)

(Also, lol @ Froslass)

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Golurk's Fly-ness is awesome. he almost never leaves my endgame team because of his HM combo.

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thanks darling

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seriously though

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seriously

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From: Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer | #170
92. Stunfisk

I can't hate Stunfisk. I just can't. It's too hilarious looking. There are badly designed pokemon, and there are pokemon with such bad designs that you can only conclude Nintendo is ****ing with us sometimes. Seriously, look at Stunfisk. Look at him. The derpy face. The asinine Electric/Ground typing. The awkward body shape. Nothing about it says "take me seriously". Stunfisk is just hilarious to me, to the point where I can't even make fun of it. Anything I have to say about Stunfisk is better said by the man himself. It's all out there. No point in even putting effort into this one.

Even Stunfisk's cry in the game is like subtle nintentrolling. It literally sounds like wet flatulence.

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Stunfisk looks so bad.

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swordz9 posted...
Stunfisk looks so badass.

Fixed that for ya!

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Up

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Don't give up on this merrr

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We want moar

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We want 'mer'.

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Yeah moar now

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