Board 8 > There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people?

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And let us not forget that she is a cat killer.

R.I.P. Snowball II (the REAL one), Snowball III, and Coltrane... and maybe even Snowball I's demise was caused by her.

And come to think about it... the current cat is Snowball V, right? (You're not fooling anyone, Lisa, that isn't Snowball II!) Coltrane wasn't a Snowball, so whatever happened to Snowball IV? Either Lisa fails at counting, or she caused another cat's death off-screen!

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When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.

Also, she takes random feral cats to replace the one(s) she kills.
Way to consider the safety of your family, Lisa.

Reminds me of how she has spent her whole life trying to be a Jazz musician and failed. Bart tried it for about thirty seconds and was a huge success.

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SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized
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She didn't cho-cho-choose Ralph.
But gave him a card which said she did.

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if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it do the other trees laugh?

She got mad at Rev Lovejoy for not knowing Bleeding Gums Murphy. Yeah. Way to get angry at a guy who has to bury people all the ****ing time. Way to remind him of the soul-crushingly depressing distance he has from them all, and even more depressing attachment to those who ARE close to home.

**** you, Lisa.

At least Homer was able to get a hot dog.

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SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized
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And he put a vendor's kids through college.

She kicked Saddam Hussein in the ass.

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

By the way Lisa, it's 'HOW TO COOK FOR FORTY HUMANS'. Next time, try making sure of the title before jumping to conclusions like that.

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When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.

She was totally xenophobic.

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She ruined porkchop night.

She also ate a hot dog without paying for it.

And it wasn't even a hot dog!!

Stop this topic now....

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Obey the carriers!
maplejet

And yet, she gave Marge so much crap for stealing two grapes

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SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized
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In fact, after screaming that she ate the hot dog without paying for it, getting lectured by celebrities, etc, she just walked out without Apu ever seeing a dime...
What the hell?

For a self-proclaimed environmentalist, she sure didn't seem to enjoy cleaning oil off rocks on a beach.

And she never plays with her peach tree.

Ever.

EVER!!

How long must Homer go without air conditioning thanks to Lisa?

Lisa provided Bart with false information about the coriolis effect.
Then she decided to be a smartass about it and say hamburgers also eat people.

Lisa better hope she never goes to Rand McNally after all the trash she talked about that beautiful nation!

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SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized
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And their fine cuisine.

Seriously, Maggie's smarter than her, Bart's a better jazz musician than her, and even Homer was better at activism; his hunger strike caused the Isotopes to remain in Springfield!

By contrast, what's Lisa's greatest achievement in her activism? Getting a redwood with her face on it, which proceeded to destroy half of downtown and is still at large!

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When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.

It's terrorizing the sea, now.

I bet the log wouldn't have lost the spelling bee.

First, she's disappointed that Marge won't take her to the museum because Bart has to go to the hospital.

Then, she tricks Homer into saying she can take the bus there after Marge told her she couldn't.

Then she manages to screw that up and Homer nearly drowns trying to rescue her.

Then Homer breaks several laws and nearly destroys a priceless artifact just so she can see it.

One episode.

Also, she wears pearls.
I can go in a dozen different directions with that.

Can't believe this is still here, and the 1 year anniversary is coming

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maplejet

Seriously, where's your BS animal activism with those pearls?
Hypocrisy, thy name is Lisa Simpson.

Lisa rigged a bet & forced Homer to take her to a museum, which resulted in the family going into severe debt.
Homer's very reasonable solution to the problem required the intolerable compromise of two siblings living in the same room.
Oh, how horrible of you, Homer.

Remember when she designed a really terrible doll and cost an innocent woman like a million dollars?

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SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized
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And she destroyed a doll she didn't purchase.

Seriously, there's gotta be a rule that you can't be a ***** ever again if your dad actually gets you a fricken pony.

Lisa forced the family to go into the woods without ever realizing it was surrounded by a NASCAR track.

She figured out who shot Mr. Burns.

No one in America managed to do that, except for one guy on the internet who didn't even bother to enter the contest.

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

No, a bird figured it out.

Remember when Homer had a bucket stuck on his head that not even Dr Hibbert could remove?
Sure didn't see Lisa helping.
Then, when Bart got it off, Lisa felt the need to make it out as no major achievement.

What a *****.

Lisa only has an imaginary Jewish friend. What do you have against REAL Jews, Lisa?

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SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized
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She pretended to be a descendant of native americans and even made up a non-existent tribe to brag about.

Then she tried to use the "I was brave enough to come forward so you should forgive me" defense.
Only after her cover was totally blown.

Lisa got offended by the story of Johnny Appleseed, because it had a male protagonist.
It was a perfectly acceptable story for her when he got rule 63'd, though.

Hey, so Im not going to read this whole topic, but how did Lisa ruin Homer's bbq? Pretty interested in that

I have to admit... there was one episode where I actually liked Lisa's role; namely, The Simpsons Smile-Time Variety Hour. I don't know what it was, but Lisa was a lot more tolerable in that episode compared to most of her appearances.

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When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.

Not a BBQ. A BBBQ.

Lisa didn't sue the school when she found that scorpion in her applesauce.

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Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu
That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan

If anything, the school should be suing her!

Words cannot describe how awful of a student council president she was.

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SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized
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Lisa brought up the fact that Principal Skinner was an impostor despite the penalty of torture.

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