Board 8 > There's not enough Lisa Simpson hating. What's wrong with you people?

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When they nearly killed Martin, Bart wanted to come clean. She stopped him. Multiple times.

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For some reason, I can't recall that, but I'm sure it happened.

And Lisa just couldn't be happy for Marge when she got a job as a police officer.
No, she had to just baaaaaaaaaaw about the justice system.

Also, that song she wrote about Snowball was awful.
Way to torture Homer.

And I think he was already dying in that episode.

She wanted Homer to rent Emma.

How is that not fail?

Lisa tried to make Maggie dumb by teaching her the wrong words to things.
Just so she wouldn't grow up to be smarter.
Even Marge was all like "That is totally ****ed up."

Too sad. For dodgeball.

Bull.

She couldn't make her own Florida costume.

The one time she genuinely does something smart - change that stupid pointy hair to an actually good-looking brown-haired do - she complains about "WAAAH YOU GUYS ARE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST MY HAAAAAIIIRRRR". Lisa, your normal hair is stupid-looking; Bart can pull off that look well, you can't. Didn't you learn anything from the time you had gum in your hair? And way to not help with the actual problem of the episode, when Bart totally owns Flanders.

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When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.

When Sideshow Bob finally did move on in Italy, she got drunk and blew his cover, causing him to return to a life of crime.

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Around the turn of the 10th season Lisa was the only character left from the family that was remotely tolerable.

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lol smurf fail

That was redundant, I know.

She was supposed to get married a few days ago, but it failed.

http://funnybin.tumblr.com/post/886399222/lisa-simpson-getting-married

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Lisa? Failing?
no wai

Then there's that time Marge was deemed a terrible mother by social services because she couldn't manage the difficult task of keeping her shoes on.
Did she say or do anything to stop that after the fact? No.

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Y'know, I've gotta say Bart's infamous Buttzilla balloon is the most brilliant thing any Simpson has ever done.

just sayin

Remember when all of Lisa's dork friends were all like "lol u" when Bart said his comet was right over there?
And they were totally owned?
Hmmm.

Lisa drinks rat milk, btw.

french club, ooh la la

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http://www.cracked.com/article_16566_5-most-underrated-simpsons-characters.html

How... how in the HELL did this happen?

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Awful people can put awful stuff on cracked?
Surely, this is a first.

Lisa would post something as awful as that.

The rest of the list isn't so bad though! They even included Officer Lou, who was #1 on my list of the exact same name!

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What happened when they went to Washington for an Essay writing contest. I know she lost that too.

I swear I already covered that, but I can't find it.
She ruined the whole thing for everyone by bawwwwwing over how her congressman was lame.
Rather than, you know, reporting him and letting our justice system wreck him.
Hilariously, it did exactly that without her help before the competition was even over, completely rendering her ragefest pointless.

Oh, and she lost, as always.

We all know that Nelson had the best essay by far, but was screwed out of his victory by Communist sympathizers.


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Lisa ruining things for Nelson?
Unheard of.

No kidding. There isn't a single good Nelson episode, because every Nelson episode is also a Lisa episode.

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Wasn't there that one where he totally pissed off Marge?
And got a gun?
And had Bart learn a valuable lesson in life?
And he proceeded to do one of the greatest deeds in the history of the town?

I don't think Lisa did anything redeeming in that episode either.

So burn the flag if you must, but before you do, you better burn a few other things! You better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to burn your TV and car! Oh yes, and don't forget to burn your house! Because none of those things could exist without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a hell of a lot of stars!

Damnit, Lisa...

This topic is still alive?

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This was a triumph!

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Lisa sold a rock to Homer, claiming it keeps tigers away.

Speaking of Bart ownage, his use of SCIENCE with those megaphones is like... Professor Frink level.
A discovery Lisa will never be able to match, that's for sure.

Didn't Lisa once spend an entire episode supposedly figuring out how to stop a girl from bullying her, and it somehow ended in said girl beating up pretty much every scientist in the world? Great going, Lisa!

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She also exposed the fact that she's a witch.

And she dissed chemicals.

Isn't she responsible for her school losing music, gym, and art? And Bart saw right through the plan, too!

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When Snake sees a "!" over someone's head, he runs and hides.
When the Pokemon Trainer sees a "!", he beats them up and takes their money.

Oh yeah, some loserface said that few schools profit off college football.
That's just wrong. Not "Oops, I like Lisa" wrong. I'm talking 100% fail.
College football is a revenue powerhouse. The overall athletic program for colleges tend to be in the red, though. But I'm sure Lisa would be all "HOW DARE YOU!" if they cut dead weight like... oh, let's see... gymnastics?

Remember that time she threw a hockey game and Bart was all like "**** this, I'm not taking that shot if you're gonna be lame like that" and stuff?
I am totally not spinning this in a way that makes Lisa look like the sole guilty party. She simply was.

Remember when she tried to break up an irish brawl by singing? She failed, which led to Homer going to jail. Hilarity ensues (but not really).

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Funny fact: Lisa was failing gym when neither Martin, Milhouse, nor Ralph were.
Sure, Ralph was failing English, but we already established that was unpossible.

Lisa made Homer put chlorine in the pool, but did nothing to help him put in the correct measurement.
What a jerk.

Remember that time Lisa compared Bart to a horse?
Christ, if it's not ponies, it's horses...

And she couldn't take a hint with the christmas lists.