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Crimsoness
04/22/24 1:04:41 PM
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How do you react? What do you do?

I'd be devastated tbh

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Evening_Dragon
04/22/24 1:05:12 PM
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I eat some fiber and grit my teeth.

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Ratchetrockon
04/22/24 1:05:51 PM
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I'm fucked

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Evening_Dragon
04/22/24 1:06:32 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
I'm fucked
Past tense

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Mega_Mana
04/22/24 1:06:47 PM
#6:


Do I have the necessary equipment to process and deliver?

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Prototypic
04/22/24 1:07:56 PM
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Rewatch "Junior" to get an idea of what to expect.

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Psyloshsr
04/22/24 1:08:22 PM
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Men can't get pregnant though

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Dancedreamer
04/22/24 1:08:31 PM
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This was already true this morning, and has been true for a while.

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BuzzKilljoy
04/22/24 1:15:37 PM
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I guess if the baby wasn't at risk from me being a man and all I'd gut it out. My partner did it once, I can do it once. Although I really can't afford another kid.

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Miquella
04/22/24 1:16:44 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
How do you react?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f64b1114.jpg


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bigblu89
04/22/24 2:03:06 PM
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Psyloshsr posted...
Men can't get pregnant though

Amazingly, this is a very controversial statement in 2024.

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Charged151
04/22/24 2:05:00 PM
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masterpug53
04/22/24 2:05:33 PM
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I have several questions. One in particular.

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Crimsoness
04/22/24 2:09:37 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What do you think you'll be giving birth through? And you thought kidney stones were bad.

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DeathVelvien
04/22/24 2:10:41 PM
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Try and figure out where, as a male, this thing is going to actually pop out of.

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OrangeCrush980
04/22/24 2:17:00 PM
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I'd be really happy since I'd be a woman. Then I'd get an abortion.

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Psyloshsr
04/22/24 2:28:00 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I said what I said. No amendments needed.

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ProfessorKukui
04/22/24 2:30:39 PM
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damn, shouldn't had had that tacobell

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LeCh0nk
04/22/24 2:30:53 PM
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That would explain the gut

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-Unowninator-
04/22/24 2:32:31 PM
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https://youtu.be/OltuEuDJ19Y

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ANort
04/22/24 2:33:38 PM
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I can think of worse excuses to start a cult

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legendary_zell
04/22/24 2:34:56 PM
#28:


Enjoy my celebrity status as a medical miracle, publish my memoirs, blow their minds of transphobes, open a burger joint.

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BrohammedAli
04/22/24 2:36:26 PM
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well, first Id feel super affirmed in my gender and very proud that Im so good at taking estrogen that I developed a womb.

then Id probably get an abortion imo

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W_S_C_M
04/22/24 2:46:38 PM
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Cocytus
04/22/24 2:47:59 PM
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Psyloshsr
04/22/24 2:49:46 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

No

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PoopPotato
04/22/24 2:59:46 PM
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"Bill, it's your ba.." BOOM

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