Current Events > New Jersey has the biggest chickens and the most potholes

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Guide
04/13/24 11:50:03 PM
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the more you know

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Kradek
04/14/24 3:12:51 AM
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The logical conclusion is that these oversized chickens are making these potholes.

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Guide
04/14/24 3:23:00 AM
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Kradek posted...
The logical conclusion is that these oversized chickens are making these potholes.

It's actually the potholes causing the chickens. See, when you hit a pothole, you get stressed. When you get stressed, you stress eat. And there's a KFC nearby, and they need more chicken to keep up with all this pothole stress.

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evilpresident
04/14/24 3:25:41 AM
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What if we stuff the overly large chickens into the overly large potholes?

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Guide
04/14/24 4:44:29 AM
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evilpresident posted...
What if we stuff the overly large chickens into the overly large potholes?

How do you think we get chicken pot pie?


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evilpresident
04/14/24 4:46:55 AM
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Guide posted...
How do you think we get chicken pot pie?
It all makes sense now.

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Kradek
04/14/24 12:43:28 PM
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Guide posted...
It's actually the potholes causing the chickens. See, when you hit a pothole, you get stressed. When you get stressed, you stress eat. And there's a KFC nearby, and they need more chicken to keep up with all this pothole stress.

This is...making a whole lotta sense.

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