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Guide
02/25/24 9:34:24 AM
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bitch, who can't fight dirty
The difference is a trained guy can lay you out.

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Dakimakura
02/25/24 9:35:23 AM
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Okay

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Smackems
02/25/24 9:37:09 AM
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Reality is a bitch

So many dudes will talk that shit about "this is what I'd do" and then only AFTER the fight realize that was bullshit and all it was was instinct and adrenaline. And yeah, training if you got it

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Glob
02/25/24 9:38:55 AM
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As somebody who is trained, I really dont believe there is such a thing as fighting dirty.
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ArsGoetia
02/25/24 9:41:10 AM
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i always like those manhwa stories where the ruff tuff #1 fighter is shit talking the protagonist til he gets sand thrown in his eyes and subsequently absolutely bodied lol
rules are for pussies
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Ratchetrockon
02/25/24 9:42:35 AM
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what if i run away

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Smackems
02/25/24 9:42:53 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
what if i run away
Then you are winner

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Ratchetrockon
02/25/24 9:46:01 AM
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Smackems posted...
Then you are winner
yay

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Guide
02/25/24 9:59:33 AM
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Glob posted...
As somebody who is trained, I really dont believe there is such a thing as fighting dirty.
There are semantics worth arguing, but I submit there is a time to hit an aggressor in the balls repeatedly, and a time when some idiot comes up at you with no idea what they're doing, and they're not enough of a danger to destroy balls over. Though, honestly, I also think that should be up to the defender to decide. But then, y'know, some people would take it too far and try to argue that someone being rude constitutes lethal defense and yadda yadda.

ArsGoetia posted...
i always like those manhwa stories where the ruff tuff #1 fighter is shit talking the protagonist til he gets sand thrown in his eyes and subsequently absolutely bodied lol
rules are for pussies

Trying to find that one anime clip now
kid fakes a punch and kicks a dude in the shin, dude falls down from that, very "everyone clapped" energy, but I can't find it

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R1masher
02/25/24 10:01:37 AM
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I always fight hard, because I fight naked

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viewmaster_pi
02/25/24 10:10:54 AM
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nah, i'd win

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Hayame_Zero
02/25/24 10:13:40 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
what if i run away
- Mayweather

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Hexenherz
02/25/24 10:14:57 AM
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I don't fight and I don't try to get into fights and I am terrified of getting my ass kicked physically when I think about fights.

so like... what am I supposed to do if I do end up in that situation lmao like I have to try something.

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LincolnDuncan
02/25/24 10:17:19 AM
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You may win the fight, but you're only gonna have one eye for the rest of your life

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Glob
02/25/24 10:19:41 AM
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Guide posted...
There are semantics worth arguing, but I submit there is a time to hit an aggressor in the balls repeatedly, and a time when some idiot comes up at you with no idea what they're doing, and they're not enough of a danger to destroy balls over. Though, honestly, I also think that should be up to the defender to decide. But then, y'know, some people would take it too far and try to argue that someone being rude constitutes lethal defense and yadda yadda.

Yeah the amount of force you use and injury you cause is up to you to decide based on the circumstances. I just hate the whole concept of clean and dirty fighting. Theres not a nice way to hurt people.

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Unknown5uspect
02/25/24 10:21:09 AM
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Guide posted...
There are semantics worth arguing, but I submit there is a time to hit an aggressor in the balls repeatedly, and a time when some idiot comes up at you with no idea what they're doing, and they're not enough of a danger to destroy balls over.
Idk about repeatedly or destroying balls but if I get into a fight my foot is going into some balls. That's my purse I don't know you

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Villain_S_Fiend
02/25/24 10:24:56 AM
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I don't know if I'd win or lose, and I don't want to fight in the first place, so I'm absolutely going to fight dirty in the hopes the conflict can end as quickly as possible.

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mach25687
02/25/24 10:26:47 AM
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This is dumb since in a street fight the best course is to get out of there and if you can't fight dirty to win.

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_Valigarmanda_
02/25/24 10:26:51 AM
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If you attack me, nothing I do in retaliation is dirty

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Irony
02/25/24 10:31:32 AM
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Nah, I'd win

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viewmaster_pi
02/25/24 10:34:55 AM
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Irony posted...
Nah, I'd win
beat you to it!

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Irony
02/25/24 10:51:10 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
beat you to it!
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Smackems
02/25/24 10:52:37 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
I don't fight and I don't try to get into fights and I am terrified of getting my ass kicked physically when I think about fights.

so like... what am I supposed to do if I do end up in that situation lmao like I have to try something.
You run

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UnfairRepresent
02/25/24 10:53:17 AM
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Gymbros think they can beat anyone

Actually trained dudes try to avoid fights with idiots because they know a lucky punch or grabbing the balls can fuck you up. Win, lose or draw.

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Smackems
02/25/24 10:54:24 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Gymbros think they can beat anyone

Actually trained dudes try to avoid fights with idiots because they know a lucky punch or grabbing the balls can fuck you up. Win, lose or draw.
Well some. Of each

Being in shape definitely gives you a leg up on the one that isn't in shape

Some trained fighters still go out looking for it. look at Sean Strickland

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mach25687
02/25/24 10:57:37 AM
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Smackems posted...
Well some. Of each

Being in shape definitely gives you a leg up on the one that isn't in shape

Some trained fighters still go out looking for it. look at Sean Strickland
But that wasn't a street fight.

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Smackems
02/25/24 11:02:07 AM
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mach25687 posted...
But that wasn't a street fight.
I'm sure he talks a lot of shit

He beat the shit out of a dude in a seated crowd too for talking shit. Little different, but the point I'm making is even aside from Sean there are dudes out there that train and then go out talking shit trying to start something. We can't pretend every fighter is out there at zen all the time like a Buddhist monk

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Robot2600
02/25/24 11:08:34 AM
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ima hit them bricks so fast

getting punched HURTS i dont want that

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mach25687
02/25/24 11:10:00 AM
#30:


Smackems posted...
I'm sure he talks a lot of shit

He beat the shit out of a dude in a seated crowd too for talking shit. Little different, but the point I'm making is even aside from Sean there are dudes out there that train and then go out talking shit trying to start something. We can't pretend every fighter is out there at zen all the time like a Buddhist monk
Course, I agree with that, just pointed out that if it was a street fight I beat ya one of them will use the show to blind them.

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codey
02/25/24 11:21:56 AM
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Smackems posted...
I'm sure he talks a lot of shit

He beat the shit out of a dude in a seated crowd too for talking shit. Little different, but the point I'm making is even aside from Sean there are dudes out there that train and then go out talking shit trying to start something. We can't pretend every fighter is out there at zen all the time like a Buddhist monk

all that aside I wanted classify the scuffle with Dricus as Strickland beating the shit out of him lol


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