Current Events > Travis Kelce is getting a pity handjob tonight

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Blue_Inigo
02/11/24 8:05:29 PM
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The Chiefs are taking an L lol

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Ratchetrockon
02/11/24 8:06:02 PM
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Damn wtf. I thought this sport was supposed to be scripted

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Ivynn
02/11/24 8:07:07 PM
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"Sex is for winners." - Taylor to Kelce if his team loses.

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NeonTentacles
02/11/24 8:08:42 PM
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Kelce only getting it from himself if he loses

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Turbam
02/11/24 8:09:23 PM
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Kelce gonna have to pull out Mr. Socko

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Corbenik
02/11/24 8:09:47 PM
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isnt this what always happens?

then the other team starts winning after halftime


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ForsakenHermit
02/11/24 8:10:07 PM
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I wonder if he'll rip the outfit she's wearing off.

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dameon_reaper
02/11/24 8:10:57 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
I wonder if he'll rip the outfit she's wearing off.


*bonks you with the horny bat* no horny
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specialkid8
02/11/24 8:12:59 PM
#9:


Same

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NeonTentacles
02/11/24 8:13:37 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
I wonder if he'll rip the outfit she's wearing off.
Hot. Thanks for that image

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Kamil
02/11/24 8:20:03 PM
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Pity!!!!! On the masses of humanity!!!! Pity on the future centuries to come. (I don't even think I got those Bad Religion lyrics right).

But just making a topic about a pity hand job deserves some sort of merit.

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archizzy
02/11/24 8:21:56 PM
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Chiefs will probably pull it out of their ass. They have been dominated at the line of scrimmage, have two red zone trips with one being a fumble and the other just a field goal and they are only down 7. I wouldn't be surprised if they tie it up after half and end up winning this game by double digits.

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lilORANG
02/11/24 8:22:49 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Damn wtf. I thought this sport was supposed to be scripted
It seems increasingly likely bc we know KC can move the ball forward yet today they have only thrown the ball sideways

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dameon_reaper
02/11/24 8:26:32 PM
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lilORANG posted...
It seems increasingly likely bc we know KC can move the ball forward yet today they have only thrown the ball sideways


They could be having stage fright or something, but they did win a few super bowls so...who knows lol
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willythemailboy
02/11/24 8:28:01 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
I wonder if he'll rip the outfit she's wearing off.
Or possibly this:
https://youtu.be/Byn1w6GmGLo?si=Fq3Xaksr-Zm94reF&t=145

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Kamil
02/11/24 8:48:11 PM
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I saw Taylor was wearing a black dress. I haven't been 100 percent glued to the game though I think I am invested now. Shit.

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BewmHedshot
02/11/24 8:51:09 PM
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Ivynn posted...
"Sex is for winners." - Taylor to Kelce if his team loses.
"Pussy is for closers" - Blake from downtown

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02/11/24 9:02:11 PM
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Kamil
02/11/24 9:37:37 PM
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Forty Whiners driving but the Chiefs winning.

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NeonTentacles
02/11/24 9:39:37 PM
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Kelce getting that intercourse tonight

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Kamil
02/11/24 9:48:09 PM
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The kicker, Moody didn't penetrate the ball enough on that xp attempt. Jay Feely's words not mine.

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Blue_Inigo
02/11/24 9:50:57 PM
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Pity Handjob def happening now

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NeonTentacles
02/11/24 9:53:27 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Pity Handjob def happening now
idk he may get it in

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XxKrazyChaosxX
02/11/24 9:53:44 PM
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She's going to break up with him during the pity handjob.

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NeonTentacles
02/11/24 9:56:48 PM
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Will she at least finish the job?

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02/11/24 10:01:58 PM
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Blue_Inigo
02/11/24 10:15:03 PM
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Oh God oh no

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Kamil
02/11/24 10:18:47 PM
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Well that pity handjob because of OT will take longer.

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Ivynn
02/11/24 10:46:34 PM
#27:


lol

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Blue_Inigo
02/11/24 10:47:52 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1915b3bf.jpg

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Tyranthraxus
02/11/24 10:48:01 PM
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Aged like milk lmao

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Pitlord_Special
02/11/24 10:48:31 PM
#30:


Haha Kelce is gonna be crushing that pussy again

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NeonTentacles
02/11/24 10:49:19 PM
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Door #2 tonight

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BewmHedshot
02/11/24 10:49:46 PM
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Travis gonna slam tonight
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Number090684
02/11/24 10:50:44 PM
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He's getting all of Tay Tay's tang tonight.
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Ivynn
02/11/24 10:50:48 PM
#34:


Victory pussy

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mystic_belmont
02/11/24 10:51:02 PM
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Are you sure about that?

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megamanfreakXD
02/11/24 10:51:17 PM
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This topic needs a sticky

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Kamil
02/11/24 10:51:25 PM
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The pity has been upgraded to super Bad Religion.

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Boombam99
02/11/24 10:51:33 PM
#38:


He's having an orgy with Taylor and all her friends
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UnholyMudcrab
02/11/24 10:52:02 PM
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A shame you can't request stickies anymore

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Tyranthraxus
02/11/24 10:52:22 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
A shame you can't request stickies anymore
You can just not on social boards

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Kamil
02/11/24 10:52:31 PM
#42:


Does Kelce play palworld?

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Ivynn
02/11/24 10:53:37 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
A shame you can't request stickies anymore

Someone's gettin stickied tonight ayyy

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Baha05
02/11/24 10:54:31 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Someone's gettin stickied tonight ayyy
Hue hue hue

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NeonTentacles
02/11/24 10:54:33 PM
#45:


Ivynn posted...
Someone's gettin stickied tonight ayyy
lmao

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Kamil
02/11/24 10:54:48 PM
#46:


Aloha!

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DragulaRULEZ
02/11/24 10:54:59 PM
#47:


Time for that Luna Lovegood roleplay, "Hide the Bludgers".

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Heineken14
02/11/24 10:55:11 PM
#48:


Is your mom giving you a pity handy tonight after this L topic?

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Zergrush80
02/11/24 10:55:50 PM
#49:


Hes getting the full bag now complete with finishing anywhere he wants.

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