Current Events > I called out this girl that ''pranked'' me at the bar via physical assault

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No_U_L7 10/25/23 7:54:51 PM #1:	I was standing at the bar with my friend, leaning against the bar and then I feel something in the back of my bent knee. I catch myself from falling and turn around as this girl scurries away I follow her out the door (we were right next to it) and she sidles up next to the security guards. Me: What the fuck was that Her: looks at security guard (whom I also happen to know and be on a first name basis) Me: Don't look at him, he's not going to help you Her: Oh um uh...Brian...? Me: No Her: Oh...um...I thought you were my friend Me: Do you often physically assault your friends? Her: I'm sorry, sometimes when I see people with their knees bent like that, I want to push into it Me: Ok but don't do that any more, it's dangerous Her: I'll buy you a drink to make up for it Me: I was just about to buy my friend a drink, so if you want to buy us both drinks you're welcome to Then she bought us drinks, pulled out her phone and her uber had arrived, she said "shit, I can't afford to miss my uber because I can't afford another one now" and ran off back out the front door what is wrong with some people... --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:976860432] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>I was standing at the bar with my friend, leaning against the bar and then I feel something in the back of my bent knee. I catch myself from falling and turn around as this girl scurries awayI follow her out the door (we were right next to it) and she sidles up next to the security guards.Me: What the fuck was thatHer: looks at security guard (whom I also happen to know and be on a first name basis)Me: Don't look at him, he's not going to help youHer: Oh um uh...Brian...?Me: NoHer: Oh...um...I thought you were my friendMe: Do you often physically assault your friends?Her: I'm sorry, sometimes when I see people with their knees bent like that, I want to push into itMe: Ok but don't do that any more, it's dangerousHer: I'll buy you a drink to make up for itMe: I was just about to buy my friend a drink, so if you want to buy us both drinks you're welcome toThen she bought us drinks, pulled out her phone and her uber had arrived, she said "shit, I can't afford to miss my uber because I can't afford another one now" and ran off back out the front doorwhat is wrong with some people... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 10/25/23 7:55:06 PM #2:	Ok --- "Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:976860436] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/25/23 7:55:18 PM #3:	Tldr --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:976860440] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Tldr </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 10/25/23 7:57:47 PM #4:	this happened --- Sent from my AI Chatbot <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:976860477] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>this happened </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 10/25/23 7:59:29 PM #5:	A Final Answer --- "The age of men is over, the time of women have come" - God <cite>David1988 posted [p:976860498] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>A Final Answer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 10/25/23 8:01:05 PM #6:	Its so mundanely and pretentiously boring it has to be true --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:976860534] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Its so mundanely and pretentiously boring it has to be true </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/25/23 8:01:08 PM #7:	Oops I had to make an edit, I forgot she actually explained the reason she did it...it was a very stupid reason --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:976860535] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Oops I had to make an edit, I forgot she actually explained the reason she did it...it was a very stupid reason </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/25/23 8:01:57 PM #8:	Something similar happened to me yesterday. I was standing at the bar with my friend, leaning against the bar and then I feel something in the back of my bent knee. I catch myself from falling and turn around as this girl scurries away I follow her out the door (we were right next to it) and she sidles up next to the security guards. Me: What the fuck was that Her: looks at security guard (whom I also happen to know and be on a first name basis) Me: Don't look at him, he's not going to help you Her: Oh um uh...Brian...? Me: No Her: Oh...um...I thought you were my friend Me: Do you often physically assault your friends? Her: I'm sorry, sometimes when I see people with their knees bent, I like to push into it Me: Ok but don't do that any more, it's dangerous Her: I'll buy you a drink to make up for it Me: I was just about to buy my friend a drink, so if you want to buy us both drinks you're welcome to Then she bought us drinks, pulled out her phone and her uber had arrived, she said "shit, I can't afford to miss my uber because I can't afford another one now" and ran off back out the front door what is wrong with some people... --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:976860553] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Something similar happened to me yesterday. I was standing at the bar with my friend, leaning against the bar and then I feel something in the back of my bent knee. I catch myself from falling and turn around as this girl scurries awayI follow her out the door (we were right next to it) and she sidles up next to the security guards.Me: What the fuck was thatHer: looks at security guard (whom I also happen to know and be on a first name basis)Me: Don't look at him, he's not going to help youHer: Oh um uh...Brian...?Me: NoHer: Oh...um...I thought you were my friendMe: Do you often physically assault your friends?Her: I'm sorry, sometimes when I see people with their knees bent, I like to push into itMe: Ok but don't do that any more, it's dangerousHer: I'll buy you a drink to make up for itMe: I was just about to buy my friend a drink, so if you want to buy us both drinks you're welcome toThen she bought us drinks, pulled out her phone and her uber had arrived, she said "shit, I can't afford to miss my uber because I can't afford another one now" and ran off back out the front doorwhat is wrong with some people... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 10/25/23 8:03:05 PM #9:	You used physical assault to call out a girl for pranking you? --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love The Chiefs won the Super Bowl! <cite>Gheb posted [p:976860570] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>You used physical assault to call out a girl for pranking you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/25/23 8:04:11 PM #10:	Gheb posted... You used physical assault to call out a girl for pranking you? wat --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:976860586] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Gheb posted...</cite><quote>You used physical assault to call out a girl for pranking you?</quote>wat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
potdnewb 10/25/23 8:09:43 PM #11:	No_U_L7 posted... wat you clearly called out a girl via physical assault because she pranked you --- https://youtu.be/mSgnC5eQ5u0?si=lh_nzFRDz4j4jhc8 <cite>potdnewb posted [p:976860687] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite><quote>wat </quote>you clearly called out a girl via physical assault because she pranked you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/25/23 8:10:23 PM #12:	potdnewb posted... you clearly called out a girl via physical assault because she pranked you read the topic title more clearly, it is grammatically correct for what happened as illustrated in OP --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:976860701] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>potdnewb posted...</cite><quote>you clearly called out a girl via physical assault because she pranked you</quote>read the topic title more clearly, it is grammatically correct for what happened as illustrated in OP </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 10/25/23 8:11:29 PM #13:	Jfc you're back? --- Confirmed unbiased <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:976860714] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Jfc you're back? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/25/23 8:13:06 PM #14:	MarcoRubio posted... Jfc you're back? you're welcome --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:976860748] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>MarcoRubio posted...</cite><quote>Jfc you're back?</quote>you're welcome </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayer_22 10/25/23 8:18:09 PM #15:	Are you the guy that brags about having copious amount of sex or the guy that tells the weird stories constantly? I can't keep up with the gimmicks anymore. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE <cite>Slayer_22 posted [p:976860841] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Are you the guy that brags about having copious amount of sex or the guy that tells the weird stories constantly? I can't keep up with the gimmicks anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 10/25/23 8:39:18 PM #16:	MarcoRubio posted... Jfc you're back? No he's knee --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:976861184] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>MarcoRubio posted... </cite><quote>Jfc you're back?</quote>No he's knee </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 10/25/23 8:41:10 PM #17:	No_U_L7 posted... read the topic title more clearly, it is grammatically correct for what happened as illustrated in OP (I called out this girl) [that ''pranked'' me at the bar] (via physical assault) --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:976861214] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite><quote>read the topic title more clearly, it is grammatically correct for what happened as illustrated in OP</quote>(I called out this girl) [that ''pranked'' me at the bar] (via physical assault) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 10/25/23 8:42:03 PM #18:	Slayer_22 posted... Are you the guy that brags about having copious amount of sex or the guy that tells the weird stories constantly? I can't keep up with the gimmicks anymore. Yes. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:976861222] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Slayer_22 posted...</cite><quote>Are you the guy that brags about having copious amount of sex or the guy that tells the weird stories constantly? I can't keep up with the gimmicks anymore.</quote>Yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 10/25/23 8:43:09 PM #19:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/9/AAVhf4AAE-VH.jpg I think I'll lock in C --- https://i.imgur.com/Iv5fRLt.gif <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:976861237] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/9/AAVhf4AAE-VH.jpg I think I'll lock in C </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/25/23 8:49:00 PM #20:	Paragon21XX posted... (I called out this girl) [that ''pranked'' me at the bar] (via physical assault) that's not how the topic title is written is it... --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:976861352] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Paragon21XX posted...</cite><quote>(I called out this girl) [that ''pranked'' me at the bar] (via physical assault)</quote>that's not how the topic title is written is it... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
potdnewb 10/26/23 9:19:26 AM #21:	No_U_L7 posted... that's not how the topic title is written is it... no it is the fake topic title you should have used was ~~i called out a woman who used a prank to physically assault me~~ but then again lightly tapping the back of the knee is hardly physical assault even if you bruise easy --- https://youtu.be/mSgnC5eQ5u0?si=lh_nzFRDz4j4jhc8 <cite>potdnewb posted [p:976868640] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite><quote>that's not how the topic title is written is it...</quote>no it isthe fake topic title you should have used wasi called out a woman who used a prank to physically assault mebut then again lightly tapping the back of the knee is hardly physical assault even if you bruise easy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 10/26/23 9:22:39 AM #22:	If true, huge over reaction --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:976868677] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>If true, huge over reaction </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 10/26/23 9:23:00 AM #23:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/1/AACE4xAADu9J.jpg --- Ray has gone bye bye, Egon <cite>rexcrk posted [p:976868680] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/1/AACE4xAADu9J.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hornezz 10/26/23 9:25:24 AM #24:	Blood was everywhere --- In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spinaciae habes. <cite>Hornezz posted [p:976868712] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Blood was everywhere </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
meatlesshotdogz 10/26/23 9:38:26 AM #25:	This happened NOT <cite>meatlesshotdogz posted [p:976868883] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>This happened NOT </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thud 10/26/23 9:40:45 AM #26:	You chased down and basically threatened a girl into paying for your drinks. That's not hero shit dude. --- Happy birthday to the GROUND! <cite>Thud posted [p:976868918] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>You chased down and basically threatened a girl into paying for your drinks. That's not hero shit dude. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/26/23 12:08:03 PM #27:	potdnewb posted... no it is the fake topic title you should have used was ~~i called out a woman who used a prank to physically assault me~~ but then again lightly tapping the back of the knee is hardly physical assault even if you bruise easy Nah topic title works grammatically It is physical assault, my knee was bent and could have caused me to collapse Thud posted... You chased down and basically threatened a girl into paying for your drinks. That's not hero shit dude. Defending myself against a person who physically assaulted me should win me a medal --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:976870990] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>potdnewb posted...</cite><quote>no it isthe fake topic title you should have used wasi called out a woman who used a prank to physically assault mebut then again lightly tapping the back of the knee is hardly physical assault even if you bruise easy</quote>Nah topic title works grammaticallyIt is physical assault, my knee was bent and could have caused me to collapseThud posted...</cite><quote>You chased down and basically threatened a girl into paying for your drinks. That's not hero shit dude. </quote>Defending myself against a person who physically assaulted me should win me a medal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 10/26/23 12:13:18 PM #28:	But does she know how much of a baller you are? If she did I dont think she would mess with you. <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:976871068] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>But does she know how much of a baller you are? If she did I dont think she would mess with you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/26/23 12:14:23 PM #29:	boomgetchopped3 posted... But does she know how much of a baller you are? If she did I dont think she would mess with you. Clearly she didnt put I doubt shell mess with me again --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:976871084] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>boomgetchopped3 posted...</cite><quote>But does she know how much of a baller you are? If she did I dont think she would mess with you.</quote>Clearly she didnt put I doubt shell mess with me again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 10/26/23 12:19:24 PM #30:	Great story Milo --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:976871153] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Great story Milo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shamino 10/26/23 12:20:05 PM #31:	Shouldn't you be attending a cooking class? --- Nintendrone/PC Elitist 16 GB 6700k RTX 3080 Cards/Suns/'Yotes/Diamondbacks/ASU Fan <cite>Shamino posted [p:976871165] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Shouldn't you be attending a cooking class? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 10/26/23 12:40:38 PM #33:	Lmao that's not assault my guy. Huge overreaction. You're talking about how if the back of your knee gets pushed forward, it fucks up your balance right? https://youtube.com/shorts/77Zkb-tHtNA?si=0qo54ZpcOHuhD1dF --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:976871443] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Lmao that's not assault my guy. Huge overreaction. You're talking about how if the back of your knee gets pushed forward, it fucks up your balance right?https://youtube.com/shorts/77Zkb-tHtNA?si=0qo54ZpcOHuhD1dF </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars 10/26/23 12:45:35 PM #34:	Why do you stand with bent knees? --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. <cite>__starsnostars posted [p:976871517] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Why do you stand with bent knees? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/26/23 12:46:00 PM #35:	NoxObscuras posted... Lmao that's not assault my guy. Huge overreaction. You're talking about how if the back of your knee gets pushed forward, it fucks up your balance right? https://youtube.com/shorts/77Zkb-tHtNA?si=0qo54ZpcOHuhD1dF My knee was already bent leaning against the bar --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:976871522] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted...</cite><quote>Lmao that's not assault my guy. Huge overreaction. You're talking about how if the back of your knee gets pushed forward, it fucks up your balance right?https://youtube.com/shorts/77Zkb-tHtNA?si=0qo54ZpcOHuhD1dF</quote>My knee was already bent leaning against the bar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/26/23 12:46:15 PM #36:	__starsnostars posted... Why do you stand with bent knees? I was leaning on the bar --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:976871525] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>__starsnostars posted...</cite><quote>Why do you stand with bent knees? </quote>I was leaning on the bar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 10/26/23 12:48:01 PM #37:	Back_Stabbath posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/9/AAVhf4AAE-VH.jpg I think I'll lock in C Wow, man, this is a really nostalgic format. I have an old one about myself from back in the day. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/2/AAUCoMAAE-d6.jpg --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:976871556] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>Back_Stabbath posted... </cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/9/AAVhf4AAE-VH.jpg I think I'll lock in C</quote>Wow, man, this is a really nostalgic format. I have an old one about myself from back in the day.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/2/AAUCoMAAE-d6.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/26/23 12:55:23 PM #38:	If youre touching me and it can cause physical damage, its physical assault --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:976871670] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>If youre touching me and it can cause physical damage, its physical assault </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeadPipeCinche 10/26/23 1:09:59 PM #39:	I'm confused on why she attacked him and who she is. Is it his sister, his mother, his aunt or is it a trick question because she doesn't actually exist because this shit didn't actually happen. <cite>LeadPipeCinche posted [p:976871882] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>I'm confused on why she attacked him and who she is. Is it his sister, his mother, his aunt or is it a trick question because she doesn't actually exist because this shit didn't actually happen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 10/26/23 1:12:36 PM #40:	LeadPipeCinche posted... I'm confused on why she attacked him and who she is. Is it his sister, his mother, his aunt or is it a trick question because she doesn't actually exist because this shit didn't actually happen. Shes a random stranger whos an idiot because she gave in to her intrusive thoughts --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:976871926] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>LeadPipeCinche posted...</cite><quote>I'm confused on why she attacked him and who she is. Is it his sister, his mother, his aunt or is it a trick question because she doesn't actually exist because this shit didn't actually happen. </quote>Shes a random stranger whos an idiot because she gave in to her intrusive thoughts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 10/26/23 5:17:13 PM #41:	LeadPipeCinche posted... I'm confused on why she attacked him and who she is. Is it his sister, his mother, his aunt or is it a trick question because she doesn't actually exist because this shit didn't actually happen. Well it doesn't matter because it didn't happen. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:976875822] in I called o... [t:80603083]...</cite> <quote>LeadPipeCinche posted...</cite><quote>I'm confused on why she attacked him and who she is. Is it his sister, his mother, his aunt or is it a trick question because she doesn't actually exist because this shit didn't actually happen. </quote>Well it doesn't matter because it didn't happen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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