Poll of the Day > those thousand legger motherfuckers die with wasp/hornet spray

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argonautweakend
09/08/23 1:57:56 AM
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saw one in the garage and i had to use first thing available and i dont wanna squish it because guts are gross.

sorry dude. i know you're just chillen but you're too damn ugly. I also found 4 of his friends and got 'em too.

They run away but they get slower over time. two of them ran onto the ceiling but eventually got weak enough they just fell from 10 feet up.

again, sorry. but damn yinz ugly
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ConfusedTorchic
09/08/23 2:04:29 AM
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a pede?

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argonautweakend
09/08/23 2:06:25 AM
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these were a darker version of this

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bCFlz1FoJLI/hqdefault.jpg

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ConfusedTorchic
09/08/23 2:18:08 AM
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a house centipede so a pede

they are nightmare fuel, but if you see one it's usually because wherever you're at has an abundance of other bugs, because they only eat bugs

oh, and they are

very fast

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argonautweakend
09/08/23 2:23:49 AM
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yeah so i leave my garage door open a lot which is bad. i do live in a safe neighborhood so that isn't a worry but yeah bugz
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Yellow
09/08/23 2:24:12 AM
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One time there was a spider on my wall, so I squished it, and one of those came out at the speed of light and started eating the splat immediately. Then I squished the pede, and it was a twitching amalgam of pede and spider legs.

I'm glad I moved out of that place.
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SilentSeph
09/08/23 3:12:14 AM
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A lot of air fresheners and cleaning sprays and such are good at killing bugs, or at least stunning them long enough for you to kill them another way. I use Febreze on literally everything, especially annoying flying insects. And my house smells good after

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ConfusedTorchic
09/08/23 3:37:00 AM
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febreze contains didecyl dimethyl ammonium chloride which actually attracts bugs

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ConfusedTorchic
09/08/23 3:51:13 AM
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i made that up btw

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Far-Queue
09/08/23 9:13:24 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/8/AAZslrAAE0lg.jpg

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VampireCoyote
09/08/23 10:03:55 AM
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I never kill those they are chill and eat other pests by just pummeling them with their arms first, its funny

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MorbidEngel
09/08/23 12:53:08 PM
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Nope, don't like them

They're big, ugly, fast and they do have venom but not enough to do anything to a person. Still

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acesxhigh
09/09/23 3:12:08 AM
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argonautweakend posted...
i do live in a safe neighborhood
except for the centipedes clearly
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