Current Events > Remember when Liam Neeson poisons his daughter's yogurt in Taken 3?

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So he can meet with her in the high school girls bathroom when she inevitably has to vomit?

That was funny.

I don't because only the first movie exists

I actually don't remember that. But I barely remember that movie

I forgot that there was even a Taken 2, much less a Taken 3.

Never seen it, but I thought the trip in the first one was a graduation present.

https://youtu.be/i9yPAIYjrl8

K181 posted...

I forgot that there was even a Taken 2, much less a Taken 3.

2 was about Neeson getting captured for revenge by the friends and family of the main villain in the first movie. His wife and daughter have to save him

I actually cannot remember wtf happens in 3

2 I didn't think was all that bad. I think 3 probably was bad though since I can't remember it

2 and 3 are similar levels of mediocre, but 3 had funnier moments for me. Like when Liam Neeson swerves a cop car into oncoming traffic causing a massive crash on a highway, likely killing and injuring dozens of innocent people.

au_gold posted...

https://youtu.be/i9yPAIYjrl8

Wtf she looks like 35

I can't believe anyone has seen any of them.

It is hilarious though that the daughter is like 30 in the first movie playing a high schooler, and is nearly 40 by the 3rd movie still playing a student collegiate

Noumas posted...

I can't believe anyone has seen any of them.

Even the first one? Its a modern classic. I've never heard of someone who didn't like the first one

Yeah, Taken fucking rules.

I can hardly remember anything from the 2nd and 3rd movie. I only remember that they were shit and a massive disappointment compared to the first.

Only think i remember is him jumping over this fence and it took like 25 cuts to show it. He seemingly lands on his feet then the next cut, hes flat on his face.

I saw the first one and it was dumb. I don't remember if I saw the second one. but if I did it was dumb and if I didn't I can only imagine it was dumb.

There is no universe in which the third one isn't dumb.

I don't even know if there's a fourth one, but if there is, it's dumb.

Something something fence jumping

I feel like the success of Taken is part of the reason we ended up getting John Wick which is better in every way.

Taken 3: Taken for a Ride
Taken 4: Take and the Fatman
Taken 5: Take Me Out to the Old Ballgame
Taken 6: Taken Care of Business
Taken 7: Take a Hike
Taken 8: 2 Take 2 Furious: Part 1: Third Blood
Taken 9: Honey, I Took the Kids
Taken X: Take a Good Look in the Mirror

Saw the first one and thought it was not great.

Cobra1010 posted...

Only think i remember is him jumping over this fence and it took like 25 cuts to show it. He seemingly lands on his feet then the next cut, hes flat on his face.

One of the greatest scenes in cinema history.

https://youtu.be/gCKhktcbfQM

Irony posted...

I don't because only the first movie exists

yes