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darkprince45 01/01/23 7:14:13 AM #1:	Hes definitely drunk texting me. I havent talked to him in years and he added me on Facebook out of the blue last week. He used to be in our friend group at work He messaged me happy New Years and I was like you too bro! And proceeded to ask me if my penis was actually big. Like just straight into the question https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/8/AAPtAUAAEDHG.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/9/AAPtAUAAEDHH.jpg I wanted to remain respectful but I told him he knows Im married with a baby on the way. But now he hasnt stopped messaging me without me even responding --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:970543373] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Hes definitely drunk texting me. I havent talked to him in years and he added me on Facebook out of the blue last week. He used to be in our friend group at work He messaged me happy New Years and I was like you too bro! And proceeded to ask me if my penis was actually big. Like just straight into the question https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/8/AAPtAUAAEDHG.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/9/AAPtAUAAEDHH.jpg I wanted to remain respectful but I told him he knows Im married with a baby on the way. But now he hasnt stopped messaging me without me even responding </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 01/01/23 7:16:25 AM #2:	He want the D --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:970543396] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>He want the D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 01/01/23 7:19:45 AM #3:	Post the conversation on your timeline and tag him. --- FAM FOREVER. \| https://imgur.com/cGrHeeU.jpg <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:970543418] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Post the conversation on your timeline and tag him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 01/01/23 7:22:24 AM #4:	I would never do something like that. Hes always struggled with his identity and I would not want to blast that publicly --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:970543434] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>I would never do something like that. Hes always struggled with his identity and I would not want to blast that publicly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 01/01/23 7:25:34 AM #5:	@NeonTentacles --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:970543451] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>@NeonTentacles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
party_animal07 01/01/23 7:30:29 AM #6:	Have you guys hooked up before or was this completely out of the blue? --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg <cite>party_animal07 posted [p:970543475] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Have you guys hooked up before or was this completely out of the blue?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 01/01/23 7:31:35 AM #7:	party_animal07 posted... Have you guys hooked up before or was this completely out of the blue? Out of the blue. He knows Im straight. Has never made any comment like this or indication like this before. I also only knew him for like a year, about 7 years ago --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:970543480] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>party_animal07 posted... </cite><quote>Have you guys hooked up before or was this completely out of the blue?</quote>Out of the blue. He knows Im straight. Has never made any comment like this or indication like this before. I also only knew him for like a year, about 7 years ago</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 01/01/23 7:32:20 AM #8:	party_animal07 posted... Have you guys hooked up before or was this completely out of the blue? They were probably drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade and he asked if he could put his mouth on his hard one. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:970543485] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>party_animal07 posted... </cite><quote>Have you guys hooked up before or was this completely out of the blue?</quote>They were probably drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade and he asked if he could put his mouth on his hard one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PerseusRad 01/01/23 7:33:10 AM #9:	Hopefully hell sober up and apologize. I doubt hed want to completely kill the friendship over something like this. --- http://i.imgur.com/EUkIomS.jpg <cite>PerseusRad posted [p:970543492] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Hopefully hell sober up and apologize. I doubt hed want to completely kill the friendship over something like this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 01/01/23 5:22:36 PM #10:	Well he just messaged me and I was thinking he was gonna be like sorry I was drunk and nope kept going. I might have to block him --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:970552870] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Well he just messaged me and I was thinking he was gonna be like sorry I was drunk and nope kept going. I might have to block him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anony1125 01/01/23 5:25:03 PM #11:	men were a mistake --- Feeling really good. Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Anony1125 posted [p:970552934] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>men were a mistake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 01/01/23 5:29:27 PM #12:	darkprince45 posted... Well he just messaged me and I was thinking he was gonna be like sorry I was drunk and nope kept going. I might have to block him Why haven't you done so already? Like, what the fuck compels anyone to ask that shit based on the shallow level of relationship you have with the dude? He knows your orientation and you've only known him for a year almost a decade ago... --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:970553037] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>darkprince45 posted... </cite><quote>Well he just messaged me and I was thinking he was gonna be like sorry I was drunk and nope kept going. I might have to block him</quote>Why haven't you done so already? Like, what the fuck compels anyone to ask that shit based on the shallow level of relationship you have with the dude? He knows your orientation and you've only known him for a year almost a decade ago...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 01/01/23 5:32:53 PM #13:	Well I was hoping he was just being drunk and I could just ignore him for a long time lol. But now Im gonna have to block him. I just felt bad because he was a good friend of mine for that year. It used to be like 8 of us that always hung out after work and drank. But me, him, and another one of my now married friend would all hang out together --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:970553113] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Well I was hoping he was just being drunk and I could just ignore him for a long time lol. But now Im gonna have to block him. I just felt bad because he was a good friend of mine for that year. It used to be like 8 of us that always hung out after work and drank. But me, him, and another one of my now married friend would all hang out together </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 01/01/23 5:37:50 PM #15:	Well. If you really cherish and value his friendship then just straight up talk to him about how it's making you uncomfortable and set up some boundaries in the process (which I can't believe he needs to be told about them when they should already be understood). --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:970553240] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Well. If you really cherish and value his friendship then just straight up talk to him about how it's making you uncomfortable and set up some boundaries in the process (which I can't believe he needs to be told about them when they should already be understood).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 01/01/23 5:52:22 PM #16:	Vicious_Dios posted... Why haven't you done so already? Like, what the fuck compels anyone to ask that shit based on the shallow level of relationship you have with the dude? He knows your orientation and you've only known him for a year almost a decade ago... Cause honestly it sometimes works. I've fooled around with two straight guys before. One acted straight up homophobic. Though to be fair plenty of evidence exists that suggests he's closeted. To keep going though after failing once though is not a good look. And to a married man makes it worse. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:970553554] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite><quote>Why haven't you done so already? Like, what the fuck compels anyone to ask that shit based on the shallow level of relationship you have with the dude? He knows your orientation and you've only known him for a year almost a decade ago...</quote>Cause honestly it sometimes works. I've fooled around with two straight guys before. One acted straight up homophobic. Though to be fair plenty of evidence exists that suggests he's closeted. To keep going though after failing once though is not a good look. And to a married man makes it worse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 01/01/23 5:54:43 PM #17:	Vicious_Dios posted... Well. If you really cherish and value his friendship then just straight up talk to him about how it's making you uncomfortable and set up some boundaries in the process (which I can't believe he needs to be told about them when they should already be understood). Wtf is this mature advice Sidestep the problem. Just tell him your dick was mangled in an accident and you no longer have one --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:970553606] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite><quote>Well. If you really cherish and value his friendship then just straight up talk to him about how it's making you uncomfortable and set up some boundaries in the process (which I can't believe he needs to be told about them when they should already be understood).</quote>Wtf is this mature adviceSidestep the problem. Just tell him your dick was mangled in an accident and you no longer have one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 01/01/23 5:59:37 PM #18:	Just show him ur pp, then he'll stop asking if it's big Cause he'll see it's smol --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:970553715] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Just show him ur pp, then he'll stop asking if it's bigCause he'll see it's smol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta 01/01/23 6:00:49 PM #19:	it ain't cheating if dere's no vagina --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif <cite>ssj3vegeta posted [p:970553738] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>it ain't cheating if dere's no vagina</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoneix 01/01/23 6:04:34 PM #20:	Jiek_Fafn posted... Wtf is this mature advice Sidestep the problem. Just tell him your dick was mangled in an accident and you no longer have one Might work. I had someone with a foot fetish hitting on me and they where very upfront about the foot fetish. I told them I had ingrown toenails and they never spoke to me again --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" <cite>Sufferedphoneix posted [p:970553813] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>Wtf is this mature adviceSidestep the problem. Just tell him your dick was mangled in an accident and you no longer have one</quote>Might work. I had someone with a foot fetish hitting on me and they where very upfront about the foot fetish. I told them I had ingrown toenails and they never spoke to me again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitten 01/01/23 6:05:13 PM #21:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... Post the conversation on your timeline and tag him. Please do not do this <cite>Kitten posted [p:970553825] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted... </cite><quote>Post the conversation on your timeline and tag him.</quote>Please do not do this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 01/01/23 6:06:15 PM #22:	BloodMoon7 posted... Just show him ur pp, then he'll stop asking if it's big Cause he'll see it's smol It IS big tho. It all started when that CEgal said it. Now Im just seen as a piece of meat --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:970553850] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>Just show him ur pp, then he'll stop asking if it's bigCause he'll see it's smol</quote>It IS big tho. It all started when that CEgal said it. Now Im just seen as a piece of meat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitten 01/01/23 6:13:49 PM #23:	darkprince45 posted... It IS big tho. Given your occupation, this is unlikely. <cite>Kitten posted [p:970553999] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>darkprince45 posted... </cite><quote>It IS big tho.</quote>Given your occupation, this is unlikely.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 01/01/23 6:14:54 PM #24:	Show him your micropenis and he can move on <cite>Axiom posted [p:970554018] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Show him your micropenis and he can move on</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 01/01/23 6:17:37 PM #25:	Kitten posted... Given your occupation, this is unlikely. Gotta be packing to be as good as I am at my job I got that CEgal reference tho so no cap --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:970554078] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Kitten posted... </cite><quote>Given your occupation, this is unlikely.</quote>Gotta be packing to be as good as I am at my jobI got that CEgal reference tho so no cap </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitten 01/01/23 6:27:22 PM #26:	Gotta be packing to be as good as I am at my job You would find this terrible pun funny. <cite>Kitten posted [p:970554294] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote><quote>Gotta be packing to be as good as I am at my job</quote>You would find this terrible pun funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 01/01/23 6:29:02 PM #27:	Kitten posted... You would find this terrible pun funny. You sound so flustered for no reason --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:970554334] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Kitten posted... </cite><quote>You would find this terrible pun funny.</quote>You sound so flustered for no reason </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 01/01/23 6:55:47 PM #28:	Vicious_Dios posted... Why haven't you done so already? Like, what the fuck compels anyone to ask that shit based on the shallow level of relationship you have with the dude? He knows your orientation and you've only known him for a year almost a decade ago... Vicious_Dios posted... Well. If you really cherish and value his friendship then just straight up talk to him about how it's making you uncomfortable and set up some boundaries in the process (which I can't believe he needs to be told about them when they should already be understood). why are you so deeply offended by this when TC does not even seem to be offended by it? <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:970554803] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite><quote>Why haven't you done so already?Like, what the fuck compels anyone to ask that shit based on the shallow level of relationship you have with the dude?He knows your orientation and you've only known him for a year almost a decade ago...</quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite><quote>Well. If you really cherish and value his friendship then just straight up talk to him about how it's making you uncomfortable and set up some boundaries in the process (which I can't believe he needs to be told about them when they should already be understood).</quote>why are you so deeply offended by this when TC does not even seem to be offended by it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitten 01/01/23 6:57:32 PM #29:	darkprince45 posted... You sound so flustered for no reason Ironic <cite>Kitten posted [p:970554838] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>darkprince45 posted... </cite><quote>You sound so flustered for no reason</quote>Ironic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 01/01/23 6:59:04 PM #30:	Kitten posted... Ironic Why are the same users here always so aggro and bitter in every topic lol. Like why you coming in here to derail a topic man. Take a lap outside --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:970554877] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Kitten posted... </cite><quote>Ironic</quote>Why are the same users here always so aggro and bitter in every topic lol. Like why you coming in here to derail a topic man. Take a lap outside </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitten 01/01/23 7:05:43 PM #31:	darkprince45 posted... Take a lap outside Should I keep my hands up? <cite>Kitten posted [p:970555022] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>darkprince45 posted... </cite><quote>Take a lap outside</quote>Should I keep my hands up?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 01/01/23 7:07:11 PM #32:	Is this Kitt user having another unwarranted melty? --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:970555054] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Is this Kitt user having another unwarranted melty? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 01/01/23 7:08:43 PM #33:	Kitten posted... Should I keep my hands up? You'll get shot anyway so what's the point <cite>Axiom posted [p:970555087] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Kitten posted... </cite><quote>Should I keep my hands up?</quote>You'll get shot anyway so what's the point</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitten 01/01/23 7:08:47 PM #34:	Vicious_Dios posted... Is this Kitt user having another unwarranted melty? Ironic <cite>Kitten posted [p:970555089] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted... </cite><quote>Is this Kitt user having another unwarranted melty?</quote>Ironic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 01/01/23 7:08:48 PM #35:	That's all they do, it's so bizarre --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:970555090] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>That's all they do, it's so bizarre </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitten 01/01/23 7:09:21 PM #36:	darkprince45 posted... That's all they do, it's so bizarre Projecting from CE's Finest <cite>Kitten posted [p:970555099] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>darkprince45 posted... </cite><quote>That's all they do, it's so bizarre</quote>Projecting from CE's Finest</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hoodroar 01/01/23 7:09:29 PM #37:	Godnorgosh posted... Now imagine someone being like "This is your fault for not wearing cargo pants" To be fair he could just answer da question. --- sigless user logic <cite>Hoodroar posted [p:970555104] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Godnorgosh posted...</cite><quote>Now imagine someone being like "This is your fault for not wearing cargo pants"</quote>To be fair he could just answer da question.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkprince45 01/01/23 7:11:28 PM #38:	I think it's fair to just ignore kitt from now lol --- https://s6.gifyu.com/images/FAA2F70E-9A97-44BC-A273-317FBB843AE2.gif <cite>darkprince45 posted [p:970555158] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>I think it's fair to just ignore kitt from now lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 01/01/23 7:12:58 PM #39:	Anyway... back on topic. Jiek_Fafn posted... Wtf is this mature advice Sidestep the problem. Just tell him your dick was mangled in an accident and you no longer have one Or... not. Lmao --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:970555194] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Anyway... back on topic. Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>Wtf is this mature adviceSidestep the problem. Just tell him your dick was mangled in an accident and you no longer have one</quote>Or... not. Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 01/01/23 11:35:00 PM #40:	Awkward. Some guy from a fb group added me and then asked me a bunch of questions about my dick and stuff and in the meantime this guy has pictures of his family and kids on his fb. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:970560099] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>Awkward. Some guy from a fb group added me and then asked me a bunch of questions about my dick and stuff and in the meantime this guy has pictures of his family and kids on his fb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 01/04/23 3:41:30 PM #41:	babynames.com --- https://i.imgur.com/TGkNCva.gif <cite>FL81 posted [p:970617228] in An old fri... [t:80297087]...</cite> <quote>babynames.com</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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