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Antifar
12/27/22 7:20:51 PM
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He brought it to the park, and after getting his hand bit while trying to keep it from attacking another dog, realized this was a bad idea.

I know this sounds like some bullshit made up for CE, but it really did happen

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Realforce
12/27/22 7:21:33 PM
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Bruh, I pet every single pitbull I come across, even the ones that bite!

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Dakimakura
12/27/22 7:21:46 PM
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that's enough proof for me. We need to ban all pitbulls!

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ReadySetGoats
12/27/22 7:21:50 PM
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*breathes heavily*

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EndOfDiscOne
12/27/22 7:22:43 PM
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If he just raises it ok youll have nothing to worry about at

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Spiritlittle
12/27/22 7:23:00 PM
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This is 100% a troll topic.

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Kloe_Rinz
12/27/22 7:23:02 PM
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Yeah some people can be trashy and put their dogs into environments that they aren't safe to be in and refuse to train them right. Hopefully nothing major ends up happening. Also yeah this totally happened 100%
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Antifar
12/27/22 7:23:04 PM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
If he just raises it ok youll have nothing to worry about at
Oh he took it to a police station

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Dakimakura
12/27/22 7:23:53 PM
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Spiritlittle posted...
This is 100% a troll topic.

no it isn't

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MJOLNRVII
12/27/22 7:24:00 PM
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What kinda dude buys a pet off craigslist?

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Lost_All_Senses
12/27/22 7:25:19 PM
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Your friend sounds like an idiot.

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Dakimakura
12/27/22 7:25:30 PM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
What kinda dude buys a pet off craigslist?

Do you have something against deal shopping?

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Antifar
12/27/22 7:26:15 PM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
What kinda dude buys a pet off craigslist?
My roommate means well, but we have specifically had conversations about him getting a dog (regardless of breed) and concluding it's a bad idea given our apartment and his lack of money.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/27/22 7:26:45 PM
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Antifar posted...
My roommate means well, but we have specifically had conversations about him getting a dog and concluding it's a bad idea given our apartment and his lack of money.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Your friend sounds like an idiot.


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David1988
12/27/22 7:30:06 PM
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Antifar posted...
Oh he took it to a police station

woudnt you take it to an animal shelter? what are the police gonna do with a pitbull?


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NeonTentacles
12/27/22 7:30:31 PM
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lmao

But seriously that sucks >_>

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Dakimakura
12/27/22 7:30:52 PM
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David1988 posted...
woudnt you take it to an animal shelter? what are the police gonna do with a pitbull?

Obviously shoot it

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DarthAragorn
12/27/22 7:31:30 PM
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David1988 posted...
woudnt you take it to an animal shelter? what are the police gonna do with a pitbull?
Either shoot it or train it to maul people, most likely

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Antifar
12/27/22 7:32:22 PM
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David1988 posted...
woudnt you take it to an animal shelter? what are the police gonna do with a pitbull?
Animal shelter didn't want it, he said. Nor did the first police station he took it to

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David1988
12/27/22 7:33:19 PM
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Antifar posted...
Animal shelter didn't want it, he said. Nor did the first police station he took it to

so hes stuck with it now? lol be careful sleeping at night tc

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Antifar
12/27/22 7:33:46 PM
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David1988 posted...
so hes stuck with it now? lol be careful sleeping at night tc
No, he brought it to a second police station.

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PoundGarden
12/27/22 7:39:03 PM
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According to the PDF, your roommate is a bad person and so are all the people that dog bit.
Oh and it was scared so that makes it OK and gives the shitbull a pass on biting.

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Antifar
12/27/22 8:02:41 PM
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"Let me tell you, police officers get mad as fuck when you bleed all over their lobby."

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__aCEr__
12/27/22 8:05:51 PM
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That's a whole lot of stupid right there.

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Pitlord_Special
12/27/22 9:16:30 PM
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Just remember, pitbulls are pure and innocent of any wrongdoing and its behavior is purely your roommates fault for being a terrible dog owner. He should never be allowed to have another pet, and neither should you for as long as you live with him.

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HairyQueen
12/27/22 9:17:10 PM
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RIP

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MetroidGamer666
12/27/22 9:17:46 PM
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Hope he didnt keep the dog
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littlebro07
12/27/22 9:20:49 PM
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My brother in law did that but it was 8 weeks old when he got it. Super sweet dog but he spent so much time and money training it, and most pit owners arent going to devote that kind of time or energy to it.

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Spiritlittle
12/27/22 9:23:36 PM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
Just remember, pitbulls are pure and innocent of any wrongdoing and its behavior is purely your roommates fault for being a terrible dog owner. He should never be allowed to have another pet, and neither should you for as long as you live with him.
This is actually accurate, tbh

Pit bulls are not dangerous in the slightest if raised properly (unless they have a mental disorder, which would then expand to include every fucking animal on the planet).

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/27/22 9:31:06 PM
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How much did he pay for it?

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ReadySetGoats
12/27/22 9:31:30 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
How much did he pay for it?

his life and soul prolly

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Kloe_Rinz
12/27/22 9:41:26 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

sorry, you're right, animals cannot be trained ever and especially can't be taught tricks or to cohabitate with humans. all current pets and birds are robots. this is not a conspiracy theory. this is my unironic belief as a pitbull hater
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Lost_All_Senses
12/27/22 9:42:36 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/1/AAVNlKAAECI9.jpg

How they put an ad mocking your post lol. Spot on.

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Kloe_Rinz
12/27/22 9:47:04 PM
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I mean thats two L's for you. That ad is based on your search history, and you dont even have an adblocker. You just burned yourself
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viewmaster_pi
12/27/22 10:08:45 PM
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Spiritlittle posted...
(unless they have a mental disorder, which would then expand to include every fucking animal on the planet)
are you really gonna sit there and tell me you don't think the breed that's been inbred for a century for the sole purpose of killing each other doesn't have even a slight increased risk of mental problems?

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Lost_All_Senses
12/27/22 10:18:10 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
I mean thats two L's for you. That ad is based on your search history, and you dont even have an adblocker. You just burned yourself

This search history?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/3/AAVNlKAAECJd.jpg

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Mearcstapa
12/27/22 10:23:01 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
This search history?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/3/AAVNlKAAECJd.jpg

To be fair, eating rocks is probably pretty bad for your colon

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viewmaster_pi
12/27/22 10:24:20 PM
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ah, the american bullfrog, also known as the fribble, or nanny frog

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