Current Events > What did we get stuck in our rectums last year?

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Antifar 12/25/22 3:16:37 PM #1:	If youve ever put anything inside yourself and gotten it out again without needing medical attention: Congratulations! Things went way better for you than they did for so many other poor souls. This is a tribute to American ingenuity, American perseverance, and above all else, American recklessness. All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commissions database of emergency room visits, all descriptions are verbatim, and always remember that a flared base is your best friend. ... Rectum PLASTIC TOY FISH SMALL BIRD TOY SILVER MAGNET SENT IN BY WIFE FOR POSSIBLE 16OZ GLASS BOTTLE IN RECTUM SKIN CARE BOTTLE HAIR MOUSSE CAN PIECE OF A LAMP HANDMADE TOY MADE OUT OF METAL CUBE-SHAPED TOY CRAYON RATCHET WRENCH T-HANDLE WRENCH SAYS WAS IN THE SHOWER AND FELL AND THE SHOWER STOPPER STUCK UP RECTUM ACTION FIGURE HEAD ACTION FIGURE TOILET BRUSH PATIENT COMPLAINING OF RECTAL PAIN. PATIENT ADMITS TO INSERTING SEX TOYS 6 MONTHS PRIOR SPOON VIBRATOR EGG, PATIENT NOT SURE IF PASSED IN STOOL DEFLATED BALLOON FIST-SIZED WATER BALLOON VEGETABLE PEELER CROCHET NEEDLE FISHING POLE PATIENT STATES HE HAS A BIG TOY STUCK IN RECTUM. PATIENT STATES HE FELL ON TOP OF IT. COMB FRAGRANCE BEADS REUSABLE ICE PACK GLASS BEER BOTTLE HAD A FEW BEERS AND THEN PLACED A LONG WAX CANDLE INTO HIS RECTUM, LOST BALANCE AND FELL ONTO A COUCH AND LOST HOLD OF THE CANDLE PILL CONTAINER COLOGNE BOTTLE PERFUME BOTTLE SAYS GIRLFRIEND PUT VIBRATOR IN RECTUM WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP BILLIARD BALL PATIENT SAYS HE WAS PLAYING WITH A CONTAINER OF ATHLETES FOOT SPRAY AND ACCIDENTALLY IT ENDED UP IN HIS RECTUM PLASTIC CANDY HOLDER PIECE OF BROOM HANDLE PUT IN BUTT PLUG THEN FELL ASLEEP, NOW CANT FIND BUTT PLUG STAINLESS STEEL ROD ICE CREAM CONE MONOPOLY PIECE TWO POKER CHIPS BECAUSE OF A BET https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-3/ Apologies for the site's formatting featuring so much caps --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:970401479] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote><quote>If youve ever put anything inside yourself and gotten it out again without needing medical attention: Congratulations! Things went way better for you than they did for so many other poor souls. This is a tribute to American ingenuity, American perseverance, and above all else, American recklessness.All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commissions database of emergency room visits, all descriptions are verbatim, and always remember that a flared base is your best friend....RectumPLASTIC TOY FISHSMALL BIRD TOYSILVER MAGNETSENT IN BY WIFE FOR POSSIBLE 16OZ GLASS BOTTLE IN RECTUMSKIN CARE BOTTLEHAIR MOUSSE CANPIECE OF A LAMPHANDMADE TOY MADE OUT OF METALCUBE-SHAPED TOYCRAYONRATCHET WRENCHT-HANDLE WRENCHSAYS WAS IN THE SHOWER AND FELL AND THE SHOWER STOPPER STUCK UP RECTUMACTION FIGURE HEADACTION FIGURETOILET BRUSHPATIENT COMPLAINING OF RECTAL PAIN. PATIENT ADMITS TO INSERTING SEX TOYS 6 MONTHS PRIORSPOONVIBRATOR EGG, PATIENT NOT SURE IF PASSED IN STOOLDEFLATED BALLOONFIST-SIZED WATER BALLOONVEGETABLE PEELERCROCHET NEEDLEFISHING POLEPATIENT STATES HE HAS A BIG TOY STUCK IN RECTUM. PATIENT STATES HE FELL ON TOP OF IT.COMBFRAGRANCE BEADSREUSABLE ICE PACKGLASS BEER BOTTLEHAD A FEW BEERS AND THEN PLACED A LONG WAX CANDLE INTO HIS RECTUM, LOST BALANCE AND FELL ONTO A COUCH AND LOST HOLD OF THE CANDLEPILL CONTAINERCOLOGNE BOTTLEPERFUME BOTTLESAYS GIRLFRIEND PUT VIBRATOR IN RECTUM WHILE HE WAS ASLEEPBILLIARD BALLPATIENT SAYS HE WAS PLAYING WITH A CONTAINER OF ATHLETES FOOT SPRAY AND ACCIDENTALLY IT ENDED UP IN HIS RECTUMPLASTIC CANDY HOLDERPIECE OF BROOM HANDLEPUT IN BUTT PLUG THEN FELL ASLEEP, NOW CANT FIND BUTT PLUGSTAINLESS STEEL RODICE CREAM CONEMONOPOLY PIECETWO POKER CHIPS BECAUSE OF A BET</quote>https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-3/Apologies for the site's formatting featuring so much caps</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 12/25/22 3:18:31 PM #2:	FIVE GOLDEN RINGS Antifar posted... T-HANDLE WRENCH THREE FRENCH HENS --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:970401513] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>FIVE GOLDEN RINGSAntifar posted... </cite><quote>T-HANDLE WRENCH</quote>THREE FRENCH HENS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 12/25/22 3:18:32 PM #3:	Antifar posted... FISHING POLE Rednecks got way too drunk <cite>Axiom posted [p:970401514] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>Antifar posted... </cite><quote>FISHING POLE</quote>Rednecks got way too drunk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 12/25/22 3:42:38 PM #4:	Thought this would be more up CE's alley so to speak --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:970401958] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>Thought this would be more up CE's alleyso to speak</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ezekiel2320 12/25/22 3:44:46 PM #5:	And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeee....... --- There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. <cite>Ezekiel2320 posted [p:970402005] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeee.......</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 12/25/22 3:46:40 PM #6:	Fork handles. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:970402043] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>Fork handles. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 12/25/22 3:47:21 PM #7:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/6/AAA_aCAAEBrq.jpg --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:970402058] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/6/AAA_aCAAEBrq.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ezekiel2320 12/25/22 4:11:47 PM #9:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] "I was vacuuming the stairs in a loose-fitting bathrobe..." --- There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. <cite>Ezekiel2320 posted [p:970402532] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> "I was vacuuming the stairs in a loose-fitting bathrobe..."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 12/25/22 4:16:33 PM #10:	Nothing. But Bloom was a bit challenging to extract. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:970402622] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>Nothing. But Bloom was a bit challenging to extract. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sharashaska 12/25/22 4:24:22 PM #11:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/7/AAc4wZAAEBsd.jpg --- It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon. <cite>Sharashaska posted [p:970402751] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/7/AAc4wZAAEBsd.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/25/22 4:29:44 PM #12:	Slipped and fell uh huh suuuuure --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:970402831] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>Slipped and fell uh huh suuuuure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthAragorn 12/25/22 4:29:55 PM #13:	Man I hate it when I'm playing with a can of foot spray and it somehow accidentally ends up in my butthole --- MSI MEG X570 Unify \| Ryzen 7 5800X \| 32GB DDR4-3600 \| RTX 3080 Samsung Odyssey G7 32" - 1440p, 240hz, GSync <cite>DarthAragorn posted [p:970402833] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>Man I hate it when I'm playing with a can of foot spray and it somehow accidentally ends up in my butthole</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/25/22 4:32:06 PM #14:	Hey, Monopoly gets crazy sometimes. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:970402875] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>Hey, Monopoly gets crazy sometimes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/25/22 4:32:35 PM #15:	I fell --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:970402879] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>I fell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ezekiel2320 12/25/22 4:34:15 PM #16:	Also, What's this "WE" shit? Nothing got stuck up my rectum this year, and I'm very OK with that. Not kink shaming, you do you boo. --- There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. <cite>Ezekiel2320 posted [p:970402905] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>Also, What's this "WE" shit?Nothing got stuck up my rectum this year, and I'm very OK with that.Not kink shaming, you do you boo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 12/25/22 4:35:10 PM #17:	How do you decide which Monopoly piece goes in your ass? --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:970402918] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>How do you decide which Monopoly piece goes in your ass?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
l0bcity 12/25/22 5:14:15 PM #18:	Most fishing poles are like six foot tall wtf --- Seattle Seahawks ``~`` LA Clippers #clipperstodabowl <cite>l0bcity posted [p:970403565] in What did w... [t:80289559]...</cite> <quote>Most fishing poles are like six foot tall wtf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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