Current Events > I remember holding my SHIT in over the weekend when staying over a GIRLS HOUSE

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like went over Friday night to her place and came back home on Sunday night

took the biggest shit Ive ever done - clean as well

Anyone else done stupid shit like that on a date?

I wouldn't say I held my shit, but for some reason I just didn't poop for at least five days over a Thanksgiving trip where I was with my gf and staying at her aunt and uncle's house.

My back started hurting toward the end of the trip and after the 10 hour car ride back home I ran into the bathroom and clogged up the toilet.

My gf was pissed because she really had to pee bad and we had to leave and get a plunger from the dickey bub before she could.

got my first head after I had to take a massive shit once at a girls house. worst part was I couldnt find any toilet paper. idk if she was too drunk or smelled something was off but she didnt finish topping me off lol

lol

turns out now weve been together for 2 years and I still wait for her to leave the vicinity of the bathroom so she doesnt hear me take a massive shit

So Im still holding my shit

I farted so hard down my wife's leg the first time I met her, and sat in her lap, that she felt it on her feet. This was in front of her mother and grand mother. I was asserting stinky dominance.

Just wake up in the middle of the night and poop. I hate pooping in public too lol I used to hold it in at work and leave early if I really had to go but now I just find a nice secluded bathroom and walk around a bit afterwards to I guess get the smell off of me

In general I don't like to shit with others around. Heck, I prefer not to even piss with others around.

Farts, though, are 100% fair game.

ZangsBeard posted...

I farted so hard down my wife's leg the first time I met her, and sat in her lap, that she felt it on her feet. This was in front of her mother and grand mother. I was asserting stinky dominance.

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Holding it in seems like the wrong move. You keep letting out little smells over the weekend when you could have just gotten it out and done with. Also incredibly not healthy and possibly damaging to your body

I could understand holding it in if you were not spending even 1 night. But 2 full days? Just shit while she is sleeping

And for post 2, did that house only have 1 toilet? Maybe I'm privileged cause I never lived in a house with only 1 toilet. I have 1 in my apt but every HOUSE my parents ever owned during my life, had at least 2, some had 3

Been married for 18 years and still don't use the bathroom when the other is in there, that's a comfort zone neither of us really wanted lol. When we were dating, yeah I'd hold it too until I got somewhere more private.

Some people hold bathroom time as sacred, and peaceful. People barging in ruins that.

you must have been letting loose a constant stream of low pressure farts and you probably grossed out the girl lol

can't risk ruining the illusion that boys don't poop.

You ever make out with your significant other while either you or they were on the toilet? It's so hot.

1337toothbrush posted...

You ever make out with your significant other while either you or they were on the toilet? It's so hot.

And then they reach down... and crank the bidet to max pressure and scream "Blaaaaastoooiiiiise!" as the ice cold hydro pump fucking launches you across the room.

This is bad for your colon, if you keep doing this you will have a serious medical problem and one that could have been avoided.

Saving it all for her TC? Thats the class move right there.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

This is bad for your colon, if you keep doing this you will have a serious medical problem and one that could have been avoided.

And TC might have gotten laid if he hadn't farted all weekend. His plan probably is why the girl wasn't interested in him

For future reference, it's better to just get that shit out when you can. I guarantee the girl knew that TC was holding in his shit

frozenstar posted...

you must have been letting loose a constant stream of low pressure farts and you probably grossed out the girl lol

Zikten posted...

And TC might have gotten laid if he hadn't farted all weekend. His plan probably is why the girl wasn't interested in him

For future reference, it's better to just get that shit out when you can. I guarantee the girl knew that TC was holding in his shit

its funny! Been together since haha

still hold my shit in it shes around the bathroom

the fuck is wrong with me man

you are going to die from that someday, its not healthy

Zikten posted...

And for post 2, did that house only have 1 toilet? Maybe I'm privileged cause I never lived in a house with only 1 toilet. I have 1 in my apt but every HOUSE my parents ever owned during my life, had at least 2, some had 3

It was a small apartment with one toilet