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Guide 10/15/22 10:50:50 PM #1:	That it enjoyed being used, or hated being used? I want my toilet to enjoy being used. I want my toiled to hate being used. 3rd option (sexual) That it enjoyed being used, or hated being used? - Results (19 votes) I want my toilet to enjoy being used. 63.16% (12 votes) 12 I want my toiled to hate being used. 15.79% (3 votes) 3 3rd option (sexual) 21.05% (4 votes) 4 Just thought I'd make you all a little less comfortable. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:968743862] in If your to... [t:80199689]...</cite> <quote> That it enjoyed being used, or hated being used? I want my toilet to enjoy being used. I want my toiled to hate being used. 3rd option (sexual) Vote View Results That it enjoyed being used, or hated being used? - Results (19 votes) I want my toilet to enjoy being used. 63.16% (12 votes) 12 I want my toiled to hate being used. 15.79% (3 votes) 3 3rd option (sexual) 21.05% (4 votes) 4 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80199689', message: '0', key: 'b00d7352' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Just thought I'd make you all a little less comfortable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 10/15/22 10:55:18 PM #2:	I want it to say feed me daddy when I sit on it --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:968743929] in If your to... [t:80199689]...</cite> <quote>I want it to say feed me daddy when I sit on it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 10/15/22 10:57:15 PM #3:	"Why do you do this to me, Greg?" --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:968743966] in If your to... [t:80199689]...</cite> <quote>"Why do you do this to me, Greg?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 10/15/22 11:07:39 PM #4:	I'd rather my toilet not talk, that'd be weird as fuck. --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:968744162] in If your to... [t:80199689]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather my toilet not talk, that'd be weird as fuck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranQroppoop 10/15/22 11:09:24 PM #5:	I'd want it to mutter "ugh, this asshole again?" everytime I sat on it. --- Any last one-liners before I go ape on you? - Hoss Delgado Mmm, toast some marshmallows for me too Mailman.- Chris Paul <cite>GranQroppoop posted [p:968744204] in If your to... [t:80199689]...</cite> <quote>I'd want it to mutter "ugh, this asshole again?" everytime I sat on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samsungsalt 10/15/22 11:09:59 PM #6:	Its better to be pissed off than pissed in or shit on. --- my old computer died and i didn't feel like resetting the password to my original account, so i created this one instead. yeah, i know, what a shocker >_> <cite>samsungsalt posted [p:968744217] in If your to... [t:80199689]...</cite> <quote>Its better to be pissed off than pissed in or shit on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 10/15/22 11:11:14 PM #7:	Any toilet should be so lucky that I grace it with my presence. --- Vote for me, 2016! <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:968744245] in If your to... [t:80199689]...</cite> <quote>Any toilet should be so lucky that I grace it with my presence.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 10/15/22 11:13:09 PM #8:	lmao --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:968744287] in If your to... [t:80199689]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 10/15/22 11:15:36 PM #9:	Like this https://youtu.be/dR1m29cNVsc?t=118 --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:968744342] in If your to... [t:80199689]...</cite> <quote>Like thishttps://youtu.be/dR1m29cNVsc?t=118</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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