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Giant_Aspirin 09/29/22 10:16:34 AM #1:	https://i.redd.it/j2wcbkkvypq91.jpg would ya look at that --- Playing: Yakuza: Like a Dragon I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:968371844] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>https://i.redd.it/j2wcbkkvypq91.jpgwould ya look at that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 09/29/22 10:17:41 AM #2:	But do they let you try before you buy? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:968371856] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>But do they let you try before you buy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giant_Aspirin 09/29/22 10:20:13 AM #4:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] the "vibrating stroker"? o_O is it basically a fleshlight? --- Playing: Yakuza: Like a Dragon I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:968371899] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> the "vibrating stroker"? o_Ois it basically a fleshlight?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 09/29/22 10:23:20 AM #6:	Giant_Aspirin posted... the "vibrating stroker"? o_O is it basically a fleshlight? The stroker and the vibrating version would both be fleshlights, yes If you're willing to stick your dick in whatever cheap thing Walmart is selling, is another matter --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:968371964] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite><quote>the "vibrating stroker"? o_Ois it basically a fleshlight?</quote>The stroker and the vibrating version would both be fleshlights, yesIf you're willing to stick your dick in whatever cheap thing Walmart is selling, is another matter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spurner 09/29/22 10:24:24 AM #7:	Stare hard into the cashiers eyes as they ring that up. <cite>Spurner posted [p:968371984] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Stare hard into the cashiers eyes as they ring that up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FaultyCircuitry 09/29/22 10:25:17 AM #8:	They have all that locked up at my local Walmart --- And I'd never do it but it's not a joke; I can't tell the difference when I'm all alone // https://www.last.fm/user/crushedaria ~[she/her\|they/them]~ <cite>FaultyCircuitry posted [p:968371999] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>They have all that locked up at my local Walmart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 09/29/22 10:27:02 AM #9:	FaultyCircuitry posted... They have all that locked up at my local Walmart They want you to flag an employee and make the exchange even more awkward --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:968372027] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>FaultyCircuitry posted... </cite><quote>They have all that locked up at my local Walmart</quote>They want you to flag an employee and make the exchange even more awkward </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 09/29/22 10:40:21 AM #10:	Vanilla chamomile lube --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:968372310] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Vanilla chamomile lube</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoundGarden 09/29/22 10:41:35 AM #11:	Anything is a buttplug if you're adventurous enough --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." <cite>PoundGarden posted [p:968372330] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Anything is a buttplug if you're adventurous enough</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 09/29/22 10:42:00 AM #12:	The cashier. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/5/AAJmR2AADNzz.jpg --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:968372339] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>The cashier.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/5/AAJmR2AADNzz.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rathinor 09/29/22 10:42:19 AM #13:	"tush cush" <cite>Rathinor posted [p:968372345] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>"tush cush" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 09/29/22 10:42:20 AM #14:	PoundGarden posted... Anything is a buttplug if you're adventurous enough pretty sure its only a buttplug when it has a flared base, otherwise its just a dildo --- Playing: Yakuza: Like a Dragon I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:968372346] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>PoundGarden posted... </cite><quote>Anything is a buttplug if you're adventurous enough</quote>pretty sure its only a buttplug when it has a flared base, otherwise its just a dildo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 09/29/22 10:42:29 AM #15:	Man I would not trust any of that. People at those kind of stores will open boxes and mess with the contents before putting them back >_> --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:968372347] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Man I would not trust any of that. People at those kind of stores will open boxes and mess with the contents before putting them back >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenstar 09/29/22 10:42:37 AM #16:	PoundGarden posted... Anything is a buttplug if you're adventurous enough what about a pi~~sto~~l <cite>frozenstar posted [p:968372351] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>PoundGarden posted... </cite><quote>Anything is a buttplug if you're adventurous enough</quote>what about a pistol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TetsuoS2 09/29/22 10:45:17 AM #17:	Giant_Aspirin posted... pretty sure its only a buttplug when it has a flared base, otherwise its just a dildo yea, you dont wanna be one of those people in the er with something up your ass. --- Lurker by trade just an idiot passing through <cite>TetsuoS2 posted [p:968372411] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite><quote>pretty sure its only a buttplug when it has a flared base, otherwise its just a dildo</quote>yea, you dont wanna be one of those people in the er with something up your ass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 09/29/22 10:45:45 AM #18:	( ) --- Fifty years from now when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to say you had the guts to get in the car? <cite>rexcrk posted [p:968372425] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>( ) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purple_Cheetah 09/29/22 10:48:24 AM #19:	So this answers why there was a trail of clear white fluid dribbled all over the floor of the pharmacy area last time I went. Could tell someone made a figure 8 before departing the scene. ~~It was actually just one of those soft nutrition drinks that was leaking.~~ <cite>Purple_Cheetah posted [p:968372483] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>So this answers why there was a trail of clear white fluid dribbled all over the floor of the pharmacy area last time I went. Could tell someone made a figure 8 before departing the scene.It was actually just one of those soft nutrition drinks that was leaking.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 09/29/22 11:15:30 AM #20:	TetsuoS2 posted... yea, you dont wanna be one of those people in the er with something up your ass. But I slipped and fell on it >_> --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:968372947] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>TetsuoS2 posted... </cite><quote>yea, you dont wanna be one of those people in the er with something up your ass.</quote>But I slipped and fell on it >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purple_Cheetah 09/29/22 11:20:17 AM #21:	TetsuoS2 posted... yea, you dont wanna be one of those people in the er with something up your ass. This reminds me of that episode of "Stuck" and iirc it's about 14k without insurance to get one removed... <cite>Purple_Cheetah posted [p:968373034] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>TetsuoS2 posted... </cite><quote>yea, you dont wanna be one of those people in the er with something up your ass.</quote>This reminds me of that episode of "Stuck" and iirc it's about 14k without insurance to get one removed...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 09/29/22 11:26:25 AM #22:	The_Korey posted... But I slipped and fell on it >_> i've read so many stories online from ER nurses and this is exactly what some patients say lmao --- Playing: Yakuza: Like a Dragon I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:968373153] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted... </cite><quote>But I slipped and fell on it >_></quote>i've read so many stories online from ER nurses and this is exactly what some patients say lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 09/29/22 11:33:25 AM #23:	Purple_Cheetah posted... This reminds me of that episode of "Stuck" and iirc it's about 14k without insurance to get one removed... I mean that makes sense if you have to get it surgically removed. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:968373265] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Purple_Cheetah posted... </cite><quote>This reminds me of that episode of "Stuck" and iirc it's about 14k without insurance to get one removed...</quote>I mean that makes sense if you have to get it surgically removed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_halcyon_ 09/29/22 11:49:43 AM #24:	man im so excited i can go to walmart and buy a buttplug AND God's Not Dead 2: The Electric Boogaloo <cite>_halcyon_ posted [p:968373604] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>man im so excited i can go to walmart and buy a buttplug AND God's Not Dead 2: The Electric Boogaloo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 09/29/22 7:00:32 PM #25:	Giant_Aspirin posted... i've read so many stories online from ER nurses and this is exactly what some patients say lmao Same. I'd love to witness one of those moments in person. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:968382775] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite><quote>i've read so many stories online from ER nurses and this is exactly what some patients say lmao</quote>Same. I'd love to witness one of those moments in person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere_Man 09/29/22 7:10:30 PM #27:	Online? Not surprising. In store, uh which aisle? I have to see this to believe it. Yeah thats it. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:968383004] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Online? Not surprising. In store, uh which aisle? I have to see this to believe it. Yeah thats it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KnightofShikari 09/29/22 7:12:27 PM #29:	so i no longer have to buy cucumbers --- The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States <cite>KnightofShikari posted [p:968383053] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>so i no longer have to buy cucumbers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/29/22 7:13:14 PM #30:	Tush toy, tush cush, sex lube They really got it all! --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:968383072] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Tush toy, tush cush, sex lubeThey really got it all!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/29/22 7:13:45 PM #31:	Mistere_Man posted... Online? Not surprising. In store, uh which aisle? I have to see this to believe it. Yeah thats it. It's in full view of everyone right next to the pharmacy at my local Walmart --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:968383087] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Mistere_Man posted... </cite><quote>Online? Not surprising. In store, uh which aisle? I have to see this to believe it. Yeah thats it.</quote>It's in full view of everyone right next to the pharmacy at my local Walmart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackPink462 09/29/22 7:15:41 PM #32:	Well at least its almost all self checkout these days. <cite>BlackPink462 posted [p:968383129] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Well at least its almost all self checkout these days.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/29/22 7:26:00 PM #33:	BlackPink462 posted... Well at least its almost all self checkout these days. i faced that problem yesterday. went in the afternoon expecting to at least be one speedy checkout and at least 1 regular checker. big nope had to use a self checkout which is way longer when i really loaded up on groceries for next month. --- It happens with literally every single generation, and now it's your turn. You are the modern version of a grandfather watching old war movies: Lionhartwolf <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:968383359] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>BlackPink462 posted...</cite><quote>Well at least its almost all self checkout these days.</quote>i faced that problem yesterday. went in the afternoon expecting to at least be one speedy checkout and at least 1 regular checker. big nopehad to use a self checkout which is way longer when i really loaded up on groceries for next month.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/29/22 7:28:13 PM #34:	kingdrake2 posted... i faced that problem yesterday. went in the afternoon expecting to at least be one speedy checkout and at least 1 regular checker. big nope had to use a self checkout which is way longer when i really loaded up on groceries for next month. Shop online and then go pick it up --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:968383403] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite><quote>i faced that problem yesterday. went in the afternoon expecting to at least be one speedy checkout and at least 1 regular checker. big nopehad to use a self checkout which is way longer when i really loaded up on groceries for next month.</quote>Shop online and then go pick it up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/29/22 7:28:58 PM #35:	Smackems posted... Shop online and then go pick it up wish it was that easy. prefer to shop in-person. --- It happens with literally every single generation, and now it's your turn. You are the modern version of a grandfather watching old war movies: Lionhartwolf <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:968383418] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Smackems posted...</cite><quote>Shop online and then go pick it up</quote>wish it was that easy. prefer to shop in-person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 09/29/22 7:34:45 PM #36:	guess who's going to Wal-Maaaart --- https://streamable.com/zrtjki <cite>g0ldie posted [p:968383540] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>guess who's going to Wal-Maaaart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/29/22 8:43:56 PM #37:	kingdrake2 posted... wish it was that easy. prefer to shop in-person. It is that easy though lol --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:968384946] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted... </cite><quote>wish it was that easy. prefer to shop in-person.</quote>It is that easy though lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/29/22 8:44:26 PM #38:	g0ldie posted... guess who's going to Wal-Maaaart I'm there like 5 times a week just at the pharmacy --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:968384960] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite><quote>guess who's going to Wal-Maaaart </quote>I'm there like 5 times a week just at the pharmacy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere_Man 09/29/22 8:45:15 PM #39:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Smackems posted... It's in full view of everyone right next to the pharmacy at my local Walmart My post was more a joke, but thank you both. I havent been to Walmart in a long time thinking on it. Maybe I need to go one day for old time sake. Yeah definitely old time sake. Sorry jk, and thank both again. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere_Man posted [p:968384972] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Smackems posted... </cite><quote>It's in full view of everyone right next to the pharmacy at my local Walmart</quote>My post was more a joke, but thank you both. I havent been to Walmart in a long time thinking on it. Maybe I need to go one day for old time sake. Yeah definitely old time sake. Sorry jk, and thank both again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 09/29/22 8:47:35 PM #40:	There are kids who shop there wtf. --- FAM FOREVER. \| https://imgur.com/cGrHeeU.jpg <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:968385020] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>There are kids who shop there wtf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 09/30/22 8:38:49 AM #41:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... There are kids who shop there wtf. Kids arent even gonna know what that stuff is tho. I hope. --- Fifty years from now when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to say you had the guts to get in the car? <cite>rexcrk posted [p:968393591] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted... </cite><quote>There are kids who shop there wtf.</quote>Kids arent even gonna know what that stuff is tho. I hope. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 10/01/22 12:19:49 AM #42:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... There are kids who shop there wtf. https://youtu.be/3jFqhjaGh30 --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:968410166] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted... </cite><quote>There are kids who shop there wtf.</quote>https://youtu.be/3jFqhjaGh30</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 10/01/22 2:47:11 AM #43:	You can buy a Big Mac, a rifle, and a buttplug all in the same building God Bless America --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg <cite>FL81 posted [p:968411685] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>You can buy a Big Mac, a rifle, and a buttplug all in the same buildingGod Bless America</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/01/22 2:48:15 AM #44:	Your walmarts are way cooler than the ones I go to. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:968411698] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Your walmarts are way cooler than the ones I go to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gremlynn 10/01/22 2:55:20 AM #45:	Pretty much every retail pharmacy (and Spencer's Gifts) has sold sex toys for fuckin ever. Usually the stuff at pharmacies isn't blatantly p/v looking though. More abstract/vaguely phallic shapes. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:968411748] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Pretty much every retail pharmacy (and Spencer's Gifts) has sold sex toys for fuckin ever. Usually the stuff at pharmacies isn't blatantly p/v looking though. More abstract/vaguely phallic shapes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spurner 10/01/22 9:17:43 AM #46:	Gremlynn posted... Pretty much every retail pharmacy (and Spencer's Gifts) has sold sex toys for fuckin ever. Usually the stuff at pharmacies isn't blatantly p/v looking though. More abstract/vaguely phallic shapes. Holy shit. I didnt realize Spencers Gifts was still around. That was definitely a place in the mall that sold risqu shit when I was a kid. I will never get the image of a pair of Fundies (underwear that both people wear simultaneously) out of my head, thanks to that shop. <cite>Spurner posted [p:968414594] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Gremlynn posted... </cite><quote>Pretty much every retail pharmacy (and Spencer's Gifts) has sold sex toys for fuckin ever. Usually the stuff at pharmacies isn't blatantly p/v looking though. More abstract/vaguely phallic shapes.</quote>Holy shit. I didnt realize Spencers Gifts was still around. That was definitely a place in the mall that sold risqu shit when I was a kid. I will never get the image of a pair of Fundies (underwear that both people wear simultaneously) out of my head, thanks to that shop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spurner 10/01/22 10:32:58 AM #48:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Some still sell ammo. The one near me does, at least. <cite>Spurner posted [p:968415509] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Some still sell ammo. The one near me does, at least.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
doesntcare 10/01/22 10:39:25 AM #49:	Target sells them as well. I believe i have seen certain ones at the traditional grocery store here as well <cite>doesntcare posted [p:968415609] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Target sells them as well. I believe i have seen certain ones at the traditional grocery store here as well </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 10/01/22 10:41:37 AM #50:	Are all you guys bullshitting? A grocery story selling sex toys is... quite unheard of to me. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:968415638] in TIL that W... [t:80181934]...</cite> <quote>Are all you guys bullshitting?A grocery story selling sex toys is... quite unheard of to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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