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MrMallard
08/07/22 1:49:28 AM
#1:


AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/2/AAbh80AADiYe.jpg

he looks like this but with no hair and is so f***ing CUTE. He saw me all alone at my station and ran-wobbled to me with open arms just to ask me to talk about my meth project. Then we started talking, vibing, and eventually swapped numbers. We had a lil date planned to roam Albuquerque together but I f***en SLEPT THROUGH HIS MESSAGES LIKE A FOOL, AN ABSOLUTE FOOL

anyways weve been texting and he just subtly not so subtly drops that hes bi. Hes in town tomorrow so we might meet up pls pray for me ce

no disrespect to Harpie I just thought this was a funny idea

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viewmaster_pi
08/07/22 1:55:23 AM
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is he good at cooking

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MrMallard
08/07/22 1:56:25 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
is he good at cooking
If this relationship is gonna go anywhere, he has to cook.

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Despised
08/07/22 1:56:33 AM
#4:


I think that guy teaches at my school

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viewmaster_pi
08/07/22 1:57:05 AM
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MrMallard posted...
If this relationship is gonna go anywhere, he has to cook.
you might have to cook too if things get serious

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AlCalavicci
08/07/22 1:58:06 AM
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Met a gorgeous man at a meth convention

MAGNETS BITCH

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Harpie
08/07/22 1:58:56 AM
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https://youtu.be/Z7_QQn_2McM

get laid tomorrow 4 me

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MabusIncarnate
08/07/22 2:04:56 AM
#8:


Yo, I heard he's a real dick.

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MrMallard
08/07/22 2:06:15 AM
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Harpie posted...
https://youtu.be/Z7_QQn_2McM

get laid tomorrow 4 me
no u

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AlCalavicci
08/07/22 2:07:06 AM
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Harpie posted...
https://youtu.be/Z7_QQn_2McM

get laid tomorrow 4 me

Hey you stole this sentiment from me

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PoopPotato
08/07/22 2:25:02 AM
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Expected a drug joke.

Turns out he's Bi.... Buying more supply!

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