Current Events > My friend only goes to cons for sex....

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
Lairen
07/18/22 5:34:40 PM
#1:


Is this a good plan? I was like never single to try this.

---
When it rains, it pours.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam
07/18/22 5:35:59 PM
#2:


Con goers sleep with the nastiest dudes.


---
~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs
... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77
07/18/22 5:36:17 PM
#3:


I have heard it is quite effective. Never been to a con.

---
Currently playing: Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen
07/18/22 5:37:40 PM
#4:


bsp77 posted...
I have heard it is quite effective. Never been to a con.

I was going to go when i was single. Its been like 15 years and im married now.......

---
When it rains, it pours.
... Copied to Clipboard!
CreekCo
07/18/22 5:39:17 PM
#5:


What type of con is this? Other than adult ones I thought this was rare and just something people used to joke about.

---
It all returns to nothing
It just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down. (NGE)
... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77
07/18/22 5:39:35 PM
#6:


Lairen posted...
I was going to go when i was single. Its been like 15 years and im married now.......
Missed opportunity, my friend. I missed out too, as I will likely marry my gf.

---
Currently playing: Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
... Copied to Clipboard!
K181
07/18/22 5:40:23 PM
#7:


Oh yeah, there's a lot of very awkward fucking at anime cons from everything that I've heard.

---
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen
07/18/22 5:40:23 PM
#8:


CreekCo posted...
What type of con is this? Other than adult ones I thought this was rare and just something people used to joke about.

Literally any con. Fantasy ones are suggested. Followed by comic ones.

---
When it rains, it pours.
... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77
07/18/22 5:40:24 PM
#9:


CreekCo posted...
What type of con is this? Other than adult ones I thought this was rare and just something people used to joke about.
I hear the geeky cons still have lots of sex going on from people who have been to them

---
Currently playing: Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman
07/18/22 5:49:57 PM
#10:


Like dom con?
But if its dom con the girls wouldnt be giving it up i guess

---
Italian, French, German.
... Copied to Clipboard!
-BrokenSpiral-
07/18/22 5:51:15 PM
#11:


The parties involved usually look disgusting.

Not always. But mostly
... Copied to Clipboard!
HovaRex
07/18/22 5:52:37 PM
#12:


I imagine it's similar vibe to a music festival. So yeah probably super ez.

---
I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.
... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81
07/18/22 5:54:07 PM
#13:


imagine the smell

---
Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images
https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon
07/18/22 5:57:32 PM
#14:


Fucking furries

(literally)

---
Dolphins are people too!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove
... Copied to Clipboard!
#15
Post #15 was unavailable or deleted.
KogaSteelfang
07/18/22 6:30:43 PM
#16:


I never would've guessed this type of event would lead to that. I was informed a few years ago that it does quite often, and I was really surprised. They responded with "It's a gathering of tons of people with common interests, of course it would happen."

I wish my eyes were never opened to that fact.

---
Work in progress, please be patient.
... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77
07/18/22 6:31:50 PM
#17:


KogaSteelfang posted...
I wish my eyes were never opened to that fact.
Why? You could go.

And if you wouldn't go to one then why do you care what others do?

---
Currently playing: Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech
07/18/22 6:34:04 PM
#18:


At any decent sized cons there is always some kind of sex debauchery happening in the rooms. You could probably find any fetish you wanted.

---
That one bloke with a haggard smirk, whereabouts unknown, puttin in that cloak and dagger work.
https://i.imgur.com/c8xCRi7.png - CoolbeansAvi
... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus
07/18/22 6:36:44 PM
#19:


damn, I need to go to cons and fuck a big titty elf chick

---
http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif
http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif https://imgur.com/nQik2zW
... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang
07/18/22 6:38:49 PM
#20:


bsp77 posted...
Why? You could go.


bsp77 posted...
And if you wouldn't go to one then why do you care what others do?
I think you already know.

---
Work in progress, please be patient.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli
07/18/22 6:40:48 PM
#21:


10% of males taking their pick at 90% of the females.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Anony1125
07/18/22 6:40:52 PM
#22:


I didn't know this was a thing. Brb finding a con near me.

---
Feeling really good.
Faceless goofus in a sea of alts
... Copied to Clipboard!
#23
Post #23 was unavailable or deleted.
Sackgurl
07/18/22 6:58:13 PM
#24:


Flockaveli posted...
10% of males taking their pick at 90% of the females.
sure, because the attendance is 90% male

---
LittleBigPlanet is like merging dress-up with a real game.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22
07/18/22 7:00:35 PM
#25:


MegaTech posted...
At any decent sized cons there is always some kind of sex debauchery happening in the rooms. You could probably find any fetish you wanted.

And Megatech is simultaneously in all of the rooms ;)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Eat_More_Beef
07/18/22 7:47:09 PM
#26:


KogaSteelfang posted...


I think you already know.

Why would people already know? Why do you care about what other people do in their spare time?

---
I wrote a horror novel, called "Spare Parts." A whole damn novel! You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com
... Copied to Clipboard!
ZangsBeard
07/18/22 7:48:58 PM
#27:


I kept hearing about one con that had a full on orgy every year. But each year it has a cosplay requirement and the only way to be invited is to be attractive and in cosplay.

---
Fear the http://img.pestilenceware.com/Zangulus/Beard.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
MTRodaba2468
07/18/22 8:54:20 PM
#28:


One of my exes runs an anime and table-top gaming convention.

Trust me, there's a metric fuck ton of sex going on there...

---
"You need a hobby. I suggest sticking forks in your eyes."-DJosef
http://www.facebook.com/mtrunplugged
... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23
07/18/22 9:23:21 PM
#29:


MTRodaba2468 posted...
Trust me, there's a metric fuck ton of sex going on there...
How could anyone trust someone making such an outlandish claim?

---
Cuteness is justice! It's the law.
... Copied to Clipboard!
josifrees
07/18/22 9:27:34 PM
#30:


Table tops are for paper and dice not for fucking

---
Quit Crying
... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang
07/18/22 9:29:29 PM
#31:


Eat_More_Beef posted...
Why would people already know? Why do you care about what other people do in their spare time?
He knows because we've talked about it before. I know it's a stereotype that convention goers are socially awkward, overweight, smelly geeks... But knowing others can find that kind of success makes me feel worse about myself. So, knowing that these stereotypically not so socially successful people can have that experience really hammers home how big of a loser I am.

---
Work in progress, please be patient.
... Copied to Clipboard!
RlP
07/18/22 9:33:02 PM
#32:


I have been going to the wrong conventions...

---
Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now!
... Copied to Clipboard!
#33
Post #33 was unavailable or deleted.
Damn_Underscore
07/18/22 9:36:03 PM
#34:


KogaSteelfang posted...
I never would've guessed this type of event would lead to that. I was informed a few years ago that it does quite often, and I was really surprised. They responded with "It's a gathering of tons of people with common interests, of course it would happen."

I wish my eyes were never opened to that fact.

Why? You should go to a con involving something you enjoy and meet other people who enjoy the same thing.

---
She left me roses by the stairs.
Surprises let me know she cares.
... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77
07/18/22 9:39:25 PM
#35:


KogaSteelfang posted...
He knows because we've talked about it before. I know it's a stereotype that convention goers are socially awkward, overweight, smelly geeks... But knowing others can find that kind of success makes me feel worse about myself. So, knowing that these stereotypically not so socially successful people can have that experience really hammers home how big of a loser I am.
That is unkind to con goers, and to yourself for that matter.

I have known some of the biggest nerds but they still can get action now and again by putting themselves out there. They might be all kind of negative things from a traditional social standpoint, but they are passionate about what they like and they find like minded individuals. That leads to friendship, companionship and sex.

---
Currently playing: Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
... Copied to Clipboard!
DipDipDiver
07/18/22 9:40:56 PM
#36:


I went to a workers' compensation con once and there was some drinking but not a lot of fucking
... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex
07/18/22 9:46:25 PM
#37:


Saint Louis has a yearly small regional Sci-Fi/Fantasy convention called Archon. It has around 1500 to 2000 people but it has a hospitality suite with free beer and a dance party with a dj in the one of the ballrooms. If you can't get laid there, you aren't meant to get laid.

I never got to partake because I was already engaged when I started going but the amount of people hooking up every year is insane.

---
Furthermore, The GOP is a Fascist Organization and must be destroyed
... Copied to Clipboard!
Eat_More_Beef
07/18/22 9:50:06 PM
#38:


KogaSteelfang posted...
He knows because we've talked about it before. I know it's a stereotype that convention goers are socially awkward, overweight, smelly geeks... But knowing others can find that kind of success makes me feel worse about myself. So, knowing that these stereotypically not so socially successful people can have that experience really hammers home how big of a loser I am.

Ahhh shit, well, cheer up homie. There's always someone out there for everyone.

Just go to more cons, especially those that cater to your specific hobbies?

(I know, what I'm saying is not very helpful).

---
I wrote a horror novel, called "Spare Parts." A whole damn novel! You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com
... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang
07/18/22 9:52:36 PM
#39:


bsp77 posted...
That is unkind to con goers
That's why I said I know it's just a stereotype. They all just people, like anyone else. I didn't intend for it to be cruel, just trying to frame it better for why I regret learning what goes on.
bsp77 posted...
I have known some of the biggest nerds but they still can get action now and again by putting themselves out there. They might be all kind of negative things from a traditional social standpoint, but they are passionate about what they like and they find like minded individuals. That leads to friendship, companionship and sex.
They found success where I can't. I'm envious of those people too, but they're not a massive gathering of thousands of people where it's apparently going on constantly. So, it bothers me to a lesser degree.

Damn_Underscore posted...
Why? You should go to a con involving something you enjoy and meet other people who enjoy the same thing.
I wish.

---
Work in progress, please be patient.
... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07
07/18/22 9:57:31 PM
#40:


save our breath, Koga, no one understands our pain, they don't want to understand, they don't care to understand. Hey just want to judge and lord their superiority over us. they're just like everybody else! come back to the darkness with me

---
A worthless existence
... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore
07/18/22 9:59:19 PM
#41:


tremain07 posted...
save our breath, Koga, no one understands our pain, they don't want to understand, they don't care to understand. Hey just want to judge and lord their superiority over us. they're just like everybody else! come back to the darkness with me

bruh listen to linkin park and limp bizkit, it will make you feel better

---
She left me roses by the stairs.
Surprises let me know she cares.
... Copied to Clipboard!
#42
Post #42 was unavailable or deleted.
bsp77
07/18/22 10:03:54 PM
#43:


tremain07 posted...
save our breath, Koga, no one understands our pain, they don't want to understand, they don't care to understand. Hey just want to judge and lord their superiority over us. they're just like everybody else! come back to the darkness with me
That is not at all what I just did. You guys could go to cons, talk about your passions, and find friendship, if not sex.

Where was the superiority? When I defended con goers? When I endorsed people taking control of their lives?

---
Currently playing: Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
... Copied to Clipboard!
Incurso91
07/18/22 10:05:10 PM
#44:


ScazarMeltex posted...
Saint Louis has a yearly small regional Sci-Fi/Fantasy convention called Archon. It has around 1500 to 2000 people but it has a hospitality suite with free beer and a dance party with a dj in the one of the ballrooms. If you can't get laid there, you aren't meant to get laid.

I never got to partake because I was already engaged when I started going but the amount of people hooking up every year is insane.
Never been to one, but I might have to go just to meet people and see what it's like. Might see if some friends want to tag along or something. Collinsville is about 10 miles away from my home.
... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77
07/18/22 10:05:26 PM
#45:


KogaSteelfang posted...
They found success where I can't.
They found success because they truly put themselves out there. They didn't give a shit what others thought. And at a con, who cares?

---
Currently playing: Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07
07/18/22 10:06:18 PM
#46:


Damn_Underscore posted...
bruh listen to linkin park and limp bizkit, it will make you feel better
YOU LAIR! And I will drag you right into my private hell, you don't wanna now my pain!! I HAVE A DEMON INSIDE OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

---
A worthless existence
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAttackTitan
07/18/22 10:10:48 PM
#47:


Damn_Underscore posted...


bruh listen to linkin park and limp bizkit, it will make you feel better

It's johnny tremain. The only thing he listens to is limp bizkit.
... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie
07/18/22 10:12:05 PM
#48:


Turbam posted...
Con goers sleep with the nastiest dudes.

bsp77 posted...
I have heard it is quite effective. Never been to a con.

Do, do content creators get laid easily?

Asking for a friend who's writing a fantasy story. <_<
... Copied to Clipboard!
YellowSUV
07/18/22 10:13:47 PM
#49:


A con is a relatively easy place to get laid.

However, I think a lot of those orgy stories are a running joke. My favorite one is how there was supposed to be some orgy where everyone meet at a public spot at a certain time. No one showed up for the orgy, but a ton of people showed up to watch the spot to see if anyone did show up.

---
We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV!
... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020
07/18/22 10:26:50 PM
#50:


KogaSteelfang posted...


I think you already know.
Does this song sum it up?

https://youtu.be/ENnAa7rqtBM

---
All that I am and all I'll ever be is a brain in a body.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2