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SamusGlory
03/21/22 6:48:11 PM
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balloons?

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IfGodCouldDie
03/21/22 6:48:41 PM
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Bags of fake sand.

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LordFarquad1312
03/21/22 6:48:45 PM
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Have you ever had one of those mouse pads with wrist support?

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Lunar_Savage
03/21/22 6:55:30 PM
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Fake tiddies are only fun to look at it. Touching them ruins and destroys the illusion. Instant turn off.

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CableZL
03/21/22 6:57:58 PM
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Bags of chips

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SamusGlory
03/23/22 3:46:56 AM
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bumpp

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Strider102
03/23/22 3:47:24 AM
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Like cold apple pie

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Smackems
03/23/22 3:51:25 AM
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Remember Stretch Armstrong?

Not like that

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omega cookie
03/23/22 4:19:28 AM
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Smackems posted...
Remember Stretch Armstrong?

Not like that
Christ, now I'm imagining tits that feel like dried up corn syrup.

Thanks, you bastard.

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SweetieBeIle462
03/23/22 4:41:28 AM
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Unnatural

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Jiek_Fafn
03/23/22 6:32:59 AM
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The skin part still has proper give, but then it's too firm underneath. Not quite like an unflexed muscle but not too far off.

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Dakimakura
03/23/22 7:07:54 AM
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Smackems posted...
Remember Stretch Armstrong?

Not like that

As a kid I wanted to play with a stretch armstrong but couldn't get it. As an adult I want to play with fake tiddies but can't get it. It is the same exact feeling.

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Kloe_Rinz
03/23/22 7:25:48 AM
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Probably like a car tyre with some jelly encasing it
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haloiscoolisbak
03/23/22 8:10:07 AM
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bags of sand

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gunplagirl
03/23/22 8:16:42 AM
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I'm guessing I'm probably the only one here qualified to say you should not notice a difference after a few months unless she got some really horrible quality ones or gigantic giga ones.

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Ar0ge
03/23/22 8:21:28 AM
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They don't even look nice imo.
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gunplagirl
03/23/22 8:24:26 AM
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Ar0ge posted...
They don't even look nice imo.
The majority of implants out there are so small you wouldn't even be able to tell. Corrective ones for when someone has one that's smaller than the other by an amount that makes them insecure. Mommy makeover type ones after having kids and sagging. Ones just large enough to go up a cup size and give a less droopy appearance. Etc.

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haloiscoolisbak
03/23/22 9:01:55 AM
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Ar0ge posted...
They don't even look nice imo.

maybe in the 90s when they looked bolted on. nowadays they have some great ones

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WingsOfGood
03/23/22 9:49:08 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
I'm guessing I'm probably the only one here qualified to say you should not notice a difference after a few months unless she got some really horrible quality ones or gigantic giga ones.

But gigantic giga ones are da best...
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gunplagirl
03/23/22 9:49:31 AM
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WingsOfGood posted...
But gigantic giga ones are da best...
Amen

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Lunar_Savage
03/24/22 2:39:56 PM
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Ar0ge posted...
They don't even look nice imo.

Honestly, I agree with you. I think I've only seen one or two boob jobs that looked okay. Will never understand why women think plastic makes them look better. If it makes them feel better, whatever. But, damn. No thank you.

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FigureOfSpeech
03/24/22 3:38:45 PM
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Bags of synthetic sand-like material

I see post 2 and I don't give a fuck. I want to post this anyway.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/24/22 3:40:55 PM
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Bags of taco bell meat

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PoopPotato
03/24/22 3:44:03 PM
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All hard and oogy

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Smackems
03/24/22 3:45:55 PM
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Some women need em for whatever reason. But I wish we could make the ones that don't understand that they don't compare to natural

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Disengaged
03/24/22 3:47:27 PM
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Fake tits? Don't know don't care.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/24/22 3:50:39 PM
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Smackems posted...
Some women need em for whatever reason. But I wish we could make the ones that don't understand that they don't compare to natural

It throwsme off when they do crazy body modifications and then the type of man they say they want is the man that wouldn't want a woman to feel like she gotta do all that. It's why we now respect ones who do that and admit they just want a shallow man to match lol.

Just keep in mind the message you're sending to the world with what you do. I don't pretty myself up before leaving the house. I don't expect to attract girls that pretty themselves up when I go out. I want me a bummy scrub girl to match my lifestyle lol. Why fake my vibe and attract girls I have nothing in common with. I be seein wifey material on an episode of Cops.

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gatorsPENSbucs
03/24/22 3:56:54 PM
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Kinda depends on the quality, or I guess money spent on them. Ive felt some that arent too different than real ones and Ive felt some that are like rock solid.

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FL81
03/24/22 4:17:18 PM
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Bags of those little silica gel packets

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Smackems
03/24/22 4:19:19 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
It throwsme off when they do crazy body modifications and then the type of man they say they want is the man that wouldn't want a woman to feel like she gotta do all that. It's why we now respect ones who do that and admit they just want a shallow man to match lol.

Just keep in mind the message you're sending to the world with what you do. I don't pretty myself up before leaving the house. I don't expect to attract girls that pretty themselves up when I go out. I want me a bummy scrub girl to match my lifestyle lol. Why fake my vibe and attract girls I have nothing in common with. I be seein wifey material on an episode of Cops.
Dude you and me both on the women

Idk why I'm like that. At least the one I'm with now isn't like that

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The_Korey
03/24/22 4:21:55 PM
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Lies. They feel like lies!

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Lost_All_Senses
03/24/22 4:30:00 PM
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Smackems posted...
Dude you and me both on the women

Idk why I'm like that. At least the one I'm with now isn't like that

They still gotta be a good person. I'm just out here and I know income and how much make up you put on isn't the difference between if you're a good person or not. I never got the push to being with people who you like what they show you instead of what they are. And for photos and shit, when you cover up your blemishes, you cover up your humanity and history. You just become a no personality lookin mother fucker. You probably do got a personality under all that, but it's not gonna be your first or second foot forward.

Tbf, them girls aren't trying to attract someone like my ugly ass anyway, so they can do what they do and live in that world. I just hate how they all overshadow the ones more comfortable with not being that. I wish there was room for both, so people weren't just manipulated into thinking everyone has to rise to that standard. Then you just show dressed down people getting arrested and being hardcore drug addicts. Shit....we lightcore drug addicts too. Don't hate. There's so many genuinely good people who don't buy into all that garbage

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Smackems
03/24/22 5:16:50 PM
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Truth

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DocileOrangeCup
03/24/22 5:19:19 PM
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Bags of...... Jello

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