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ssj3vegeta
11/17/21 9:43:37 PM
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Slayer_22
11/17/21 9:44:27 PM
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"Vegy called you fat."
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Shablagoo
11/17/21 9:44:41 PM
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Whyd you just call me an ugly fuck, miss?

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BryanRust17
11/17/21 9:44:56 PM
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Hey fatty, want to see my clap bomb
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Criminalt
11/18/21 4:08:04 PM
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"You need to put on a bit of weight."

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Giant_Aspirin
11/18/21 4:08:45 PM
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none because she's not my type.

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Jiek_Fafn
11/18/21 4:09:00 PM
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Excuse me miss, would you like to join me for some delicious cake?

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Turbam
11/18/21 4:09:12 PM
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https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e78549e3-90bd-4428-b333-7ffe80c95ac1

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Shablagoo
11/18/21 6:14:06 PM
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why u sittin on dat rock when u could be sittin o

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Lost_All_Senses
11/18/21 6:15:17 PM
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Alright, you got your picture. I know you don't wanna be outside more than you have to. So, how about coming inside my crib? You can take a picture with my dog and pretend you're an animal person next

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Mistere Man
11/18/21 6:15:38 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
why u sittin on dat rock when u could be sittin o
Because the rock is way bigger and doesnt go soft after a few seconds.

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ThanksUglyGod
11/18/21 6:16:37 PM
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"I'd very much like to court you, milady."
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Lost_All_Senses
11/18/21 6:22:18 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
Because the rock is way bigger and doesnt go soft after a few seconds.

Funny, but I don't get hard at all anymore. So, jokes on YOU.

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Mistere Man
11/18/21 6:23:51 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Funny, but I don't get hard at all anymore. So, jokes on YOU.
Arent you a table? That must be terrible.

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Shablagoo
11/18/21 6:25:09 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
Because the rock is way bigger and doesnt go soft after a few seconds.

My face does not get soft it has bones in it

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Lost_All_Senses
11/18/21 6:25:16 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
Arent you a table? That must be terrible.

Tables can be made from softwood. Me being the table has nothing to do with what I provide. You're not suppose to understand it.

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Mistere Man
11/18/21 6:26:37 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
My face does not get soft it has bones in it
Ok I thought you were going for the rhyme why sit on that rock when you can sit on my rooster.

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ssj3vegeta_
11/20/21 7:35:43 PM
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Mistere Man posted...

Arent you a table? That must be terrible.

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Waifu-man
11/23/21 3:04:04 AM
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No words



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Smashingpmkns
11/23/21 3:12:42 AM
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"I didn't know fresh water whales were a thing "
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ssj3vegeta
11/24/21 11:32:02 PM
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KobeSystem
11/24/21 11:34:44 PM
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