Current Events > if you could ask three questions of a pet, what would you ask?

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assume that through a science miracle, we can communicate with animals but the device only has enough magic power dust to ask three questions. which pet(s) do you ask your questions and what are they?

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Why are you asking for food again. Bitch.
Why'd you piss/poo/puke there. Bitch.
Bitch. That's not a question. Bitch.

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My dog. I ask him:

1) Who's a good boy?
2) Is it you?
3) Yes it is, isn't it?

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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

I would ask my hamster, who was the class hamster btw(we took turns taking him home) why he ran away. Didnt i treat you right?

ungrateful little bugger! was that traumatic? how did the rest of the class respond?

BloodMoon7 posted...

Why are you asking for food again. Bitch.
Why'd you piss/poo/puke there. Bitch.
Bitch. That's not a question. Bitch.

do you not like your pet or something? :(

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1) How's Heaven treating the best dog ever?

I don't need 2 more questions

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Giant_Aspirin posted...

ungrateful little bugger! was that traumatic? how did the rest of the class respond?

do you not like your pet or something? :(

I like them well enough as animals. I don't understand pet obsession. Those are just the only real questions I'd have and they're rhetorical. It's cause they're animals. That's why. If a human shat on my floor, usually it's very deliberate and malicious and I'd beat the shit out of them. If an animal does it, it's fine I guess.

I don't have any questions because they're animals. I wouldn't expect much of an answer to anything, nor do I care to hear it. I guess "what's wrong" would be useful but only in certain situations like if they're sick.

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Whats your fave food besides rabbit?

what do you want for toys and cat trees beyond what you have?

how can I make you happier and more entertained when Im gone?

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What's it like being a cat

Do you know that your ancestors are big cats (like lions etc)

Why are you such an asshole

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1. When you watch me masturbate, what are you thinking?
2. When you watch me eat a booger, what are you thinking?
3. When you watch me scratch my ass, then smell my fingers, what are you thinking?

The answer is always food.

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Could you stay out of the road please

Could you not be friendly with unknown dogs please

Could you not piss on the floor please

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here are mine:

• when you do that thing where you jump on the bed then roll around on your back while making those weird noises, WTF are you doing?
• why are you such an insecure bully?
• which chew toys are your favorite?

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