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Hexenherz 11/12/21 7:20:57 PM #1: |
I've been eating a lot of salads lately and sure as shit I keep getting a piece of lettuce or something stuck in my throat and it is so annoying.
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sondast 11/12/21 7:22:30 PM #2: |
You cant just, chew your food?
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viewmaster_pi 11/12/21 7:24:02 PM #3: |
sondast posted...
You cant just, chew your food?salads are meant to be swallowed whole --- Smooth hands that I'd been stripped of, I knew the ground 'til I was flying ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 11/12/21 7:24:47 PM #4: |
Learn to swallow better. You should be able to swallow lettuce after only three chews.
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Ruvan22 11/12/21 7:31:34 PM #5: |
I'd there a pun here about eating knuckle sandwiches?
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Hexenherz 11/12/21 7:49:31 PM #6: |
I chew a lot and then I still get a flake in my throat and it suuuuucks.
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uwnim 11/12/21 7:51:17 PM #7: |
Hexenherz posted...
I chew a lot and then I still get a flake in my throat and it suuuuucks.Upgrade your throat. In the time it takes you to chew and swallow one mouthful, Ive eaten my whole salad. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 11/12/21 7:53:37 PM #8: |
Can you make one for the other end too? I keep getting whole pieces of lettuce clogging up my toilet every time I eat a salad
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