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Darmik
09/22/21 10:08:29 PM
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https://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/fantastic-beasts-3-is-titled-the-secrets-of-dumbledore/

This was posted 10 hours ago and not a single topic on here.

I don't think I've seen such little interest for a new entry in such a huge franchise lol

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HylianFox
09/22/21 10:09:15 PM
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we already know he's gay and banged Gindelwald

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__aCEr__
09/22/21 10:12:51 PM
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Well Rowling's social media presence certainly hasn't helped the brand. And I'm not sure as many people really care about this timeframe of the Harry Potter universe.

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Darmik
09/22/21 10:19:12 PM
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I have a feeling this is gonna be a major bomb and the rest of the movies will get cancelled after this one.

Then they'll scramble and try make a movie with old Daniel Radcliffe and friends in it to replace them.

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Frostshock
09/22/21 10:21:45 PM
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I don't plan on giving them any money to watch this after how they treated Depp.

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Jabodie
09/22/21 10:22:16 PM
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My Harry Potter lover girlfriend made it seem like these spin off movies suck

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DarkBuster22904
09/22/21 10:22:28 PM
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Rowling's been TERFing it up all over the internet for years, now.

Johnny Depp was fired and the industry's treatment of him vs how they've handled Amber Heard with kid gloves has been a MASSIVE sticking point for people.

Then let's not forget that Fantastic Beasts was not as widely loved as mainline Harry Potter. And Crimes of Grindelwald, by all accounts, sucked absolute ass.

And we don't even have a trailer.

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CADE FOSTER
09/22/21 10:22:33 PM
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i will watch it after they fired noted abuser johnny depp
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FortuneCookie
09/22/21 10:22:40 PM
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HylianFox posted...
we already know he's gay and banged Gindelwald

Yes, but this one is going to detail Dumbledore hitting those secret clubs back in the 1960s.
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Questionmarktarius
09/22/21 10:24:03 PM
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Darmik posted...
I have a feeling this is gonna be a major bomb and the rest of the movies will get cancelled after this one.
There's a rest of the movies?
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Darmik
09/22/21 10:24:18 PM
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DarkBuster22904 posted...
Then let's not forget that Fantastic Beasts was not as widely loved as mainline Harry Potter. And Crimes of Grindelwald, by all accounts, sucked absolute ass.

I honestly think it's the worst new entry to a blockbuster franchise in recent memory.

People shit on the Star Wars prequels and sequels but at least people actually care about them.

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GREEN00
09/22/21 10:25:43 PM
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Jabodie posted...
My Harry Potter lover girlfriend made it seem like these spin off movies suck

The first one was pretty good. The second was BAD. And due to the controversy surrounding Johnny Depp (who plays the main villain, and who was falsely accused and has since been cleared), he's being recast in the 3rd movie. All the momentum of these spin-offs is gone, what a night and day difference compared to Harry Potter.
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sabrestorm
09/22/21 10:25:47 PM
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Not interested in dull movies

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dmaster342
09/22/21 10:26:58 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
There's a rest of the movies?

They planned on five IIRC.

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sabrestorm
09/22/21 10:27:12 PM
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Since when is fantastic beasts a huge franchise?

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Questionmarktarius
09/22/21 10:27:40 PM
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Just do films about adult Dudley having to deal with magic stuff.
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HylianFox
09/22/21 10:28:09 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Yes, but this one is going to detail Dumbledore hitting those secret clubs back in the 1960s.




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FortuneCookie
09/22/21 10:30:58 PM
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*orders advance tickets*
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marthsheretoo
09/22/21 10:41:35 PM
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Yeah, between JKR's social media, the Depp stuff, and Crimes of Grindelwald being a rancid turd, I don't see anyone asking for this movie to be made.

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HylianFox
09/22/21 10:43:39 PM
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I don't remember The Crimes of Grindelwald being that bad
Then again, I don't remember The Crimes of Grindelwald, period.

I know I saw it, and I know Depp played the title role... but the movie is a total blank in my mind.
I don't recall much of the first movie either. Was mostly just harmless fluff.

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Kanaya413
09/22/21 10:53:18 PM
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HylianFox posted...
we already know he's gay and banged Gindelwald
Damn hope they add that scene
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pfh1001
09/22/21 11:11:10 PM
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Jabodie posted...
My Harry Potter lover girlfriend made it seem like these spin off movies suck


They do. Well, the first was mediocre, but the second was a gigantic pile of dogshit.
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VitalGetPrank
09/22/21 11:23:46 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
i will watch it after they fired noted abuser johnny depp
He's been fired and replaced. Kind of BS since he was cleared of any wrongdoing.

Darmik posted...
I have a feeling this is gonna be a major bomb and the rest of the movies will get cancelled after this one.
Hopefully that isn't the case, I find Grindelwald to be a far more interesting villain that Voldemort ever was.

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CADE FOSTER
09/22/21 11:25:23 PM
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Johnny Depp said he was being cancelled yet they allowed him to make hundreds of millions making shitty movie after shitty movie
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UnholyMudcrab
09/22/21 11:26:56 PM
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Literally no one is asking for more of these, and as far as I know they still plan on taking the franchise to 5 movies

Also, for the love of God, if you have to keep pushing these out, let someone other than David Yates direct.

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Darmik
09/22/21 11:30:12 PM
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sabrestorm posted...
Since when is fantastic beasts a huge franchise?

It's part of Wizarding World.

Or as most people know it Harry Potter lol

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lilORANG
09/22/21 11:42:05 PM
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It's just a title reveal. Nothing to really discuss. I still really like the casting of Jude Law so I'll remain hopeful for the franchise.
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HylianFox
09/22/21 11:48:33 PM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
Hopefully that isn't the case, I find Grindelwald to be a far more interesting villain that Voldemort ever was.

Yeah, Voldemort's character was literally "I'm evil because... I'm evil"

Sure, we got his backstory but all that revealed was even as a kid he was a sadist

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Hornswoggled
09/23/21 12:09:53 AM
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You're fooling yourself if you think this movie won't make money, even if it does suck.

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Darmik
09/23/21 12:18:40 AM
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Hornswoggled posted...
You're fooling yourself if you think this movie won't make money, even if it does suck.

Crimes of Grindelwald is the lowest grossing Wizarding World movie and that's before the Rowling TERF and Depp being fired controversies. It was also following up a decent enough movie. So we'll see.

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pfh1001
09/23/21 12:19:19 AM
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Hornswoggled posted...
You're fooling yourself if you think this movie won't make money, even if it does suck.


Possibly true, but the last movie the least of any movie in the series, down 160 million from the first Fantastic Beasts, which itself was lower than the main HP series. Plus, it turned off a lot of people.
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pegusus123456
09/23/21 12:27:39 AM
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Never saw either movie, but the dumb bullshit Nagini retcon made me dislike them already.

Questionmarktarius posted...
Just do films about adult Dudley having to deal with magic stuff.

JK said Dudley's kids wouldn't be magic. Which is so fucking dumb because that'd be such a great premise.
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FortuneCookie
09/23/21 12:32:01 AM
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HylianFox posted...
Yeah, Voldemort's character was literally "I'm evil because... I'm evil"

Sure, we got his backstory but all that revealed was even as a kid he was a sadist

I can't speak for the books, but the movies handled his backstory well. He was better as a child and a teen than he was as an undead wizard.

Ralph Fiennes is great, but I think he was miscast. His best features are his face and his voice. Both of which were modified in the movies.

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HylianFox
09/23/21 12:42:37 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I can't speak for the books, but the movies handled his backstory well. He was better as a child and a teen than he was as an undead wizard.

Not really? The books made it clear that as a kid he stole from the other orphans and abused them

His goody-two shoes act as a teenager may have worked on the teachers(other than Dumbledore, of course) but he and his gang of proto-Death Eaters were up to nasty shit behind the scenes. Not mention, you know, opening the Chamber of Secrets and killing a student

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Kim_Seong-a
09/23/21 12:42:52 AM
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I still can't believe that

A) this was announced as a 5 or 6 movie serial before the first one even came out

and

B) they decided to use the kaiju-chasing guy as a framing device for the Diet Voldemort war.

Fantastic Beasts should've just been a fun one-off adventure flick and this Grindelwald tripe should've been its own thing

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HylianFox
09/23/21 12:46:34 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
I still can't believe that

A) this was announced as a 5 or 6 movie serial before the first one even came out

That's the way modern Hollywood works >_>

Remember when Avatar was a box office smash and they were all "There'll be at least 9 movies" or some shit?

Well, that was over twelve years ago and there still hasn't been ONE sequel, not to mention nobody really cared about Avatar in the long run and Sam Worthington's career has pretty much died

Then there's Disney with their "One Star Wars movie per year"... that is, before the Sequel Trilogy/Solo was a massive failure....

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Kanaya413
09/23/21 1:15:57 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Never saw either movie, but the dumb bullshit Nagini retcon made me dislike them already.

JK said Dudley's kids wouldn't be magic. Which is so fucking dumb because that'd be such a great premise.
What happened with nagini
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Payzmaykr
09/23/21 1:16:42 AM
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Im not watching that crap. I loved the movies until they pressured Depp to quit. No support for them now.

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pegusus123456
09/23/21 2:13:38 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
What happened with nagini
She's a human with a blood curse that eventually permanently transforms her into an animal. In her case, of course, she becomes a snake.

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DavidZ2844
09/23/21 2:24:12 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
She's a human with a blood curse that eventually permanently transforms her into an animal. In her case, of course, she becomes a snake.
Is that really a retcon though? Isn't that just an explanation of why she's a snake in the original series?

Or was the origin different in the original series? I honestly don't remember if she had one or not
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Kanaya413
09/23/21 2:26:11 AM
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DavidZ2844 posted...
Is that really a retcon though? Isn't that just an explanation of why she's a snake in the original series?

Or was the origin different in the original series? I honestly don't remember if she had one or not
Idr either other than voldy having her
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ShyOx
09/23/21 2:28:59 AM
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The first one was fun. The second wasn't and had some forgettable plot points that didn't really need to be there. It's like giving us ReMake Nemesis then expecting us to be scared of OG RE Tyrant in his pixelly glory

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pegusus123456
09/23/21 2:39:04 AM
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DavidZ2844 posted...
Is that really a retcon though? Isn't that just an explanation of why she's a snake in the original series?

Or was the origin different in the original series? I honestly don't remember if she had one or not
She didn't have an origin in the original series and Rowling claims it was a secret she'd been sitting on for 25 years, but I just don't buy it. Even if we charitably assume it's not a retcon, it's still just really dumb. Voldemort managed to find a snake-person in the middle of the Albanian forest when he was a mostly-ghost?

Also I read up on what happens in the movie. It says Nagini is a gentle, kind-hearted person who refuses to join Grindelwald. I know characters develop and all that, but that seems a pretty far cry from "murderous snake lovingly follows and accepts the soul of wizard Hitler."

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MrMallard
09/23/21 2:48:56 AM
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Because Fantastic Beasts is lame shit. The first movie was pretty good, it had Harry Potter world building but the movie was about Newt and the love he has for his animals interspersed with a grander plot of intrigue that his knowledge of magical creatures plays into.

The second movie was a grand clusterfuck where Newt's storyline was an afterthought at best. It retconned a bunch of stupid stuff and ruined one of the core characters, and the main character of the movie had no reason to be the main character any more.

It makes sense for Newt Scamander to be the protagonist of a movie called Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. It makes no sense at all for him to be a character in a movie called Grindelwald and Dumbledore: The Grindeldore Chronicles. The Fantastic Beasts franchise is just a straight Harry Potter prequel detailing Proto-Voldemort and Young Dumbledore's conflict, and the only reason the Fantastic Beasts name and Newt Scamander has been retained is because they used the first movie to springboard into this extended prequel series.

It's just absolutely stupid. Fantastic Beasts leading into Crimes of Grindelwald? Fine. You've written an extended movie detailing the life of a famous in-universe author and his field of study, and the movie's about a situation in which he had to find a bunch of cool potterverse creatures set decades before the original series. And because it's a prominent detail of the wizarding world, you've tied Grindelwald into it - that's all fine and dandy.

Leave Newt Scamander and Fantastic Beasts at that, and title the next movie The Crimes of Grindelwald without the Fantastic Beasts label. Make Jude Law's Dumbledore the lead character, or anyone who makes more sense than the core cast of the first movie. Continue on with The Secrets of Dumbledore and all that, because names like Dumbledore and Grindelwald have permeated pop culture to such a degree that no-one who liked Harry Potter is going to miss these releases without the Fantastic Beasts label.

Making this the Fantastic Beasts series is abhorrently fucking stupid, because Newt Scamander and his friends don't work as a part of this broader plot of intrigue. Newt is a comedic side-character in the second movie, and the real plot is interrupted with whatever unimportant bullshit they wrote in for him. The other two characters only exist in that movie because of a blatant retcon, and the circumstances leading up to their re-emergence is told to the audience with none of the charm that made them likeable in the first place. Queenie's only role in this movie is to side with the magic Nazis. It sucks.

Just... they could have done this prequel series by making Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them a standalone movie that ties into the next four plot-heavy Grindelwald movies, like a backdoor into a broader Harry Potter prequel. By writing the Fantastic Beasts characters deeper into the canon of this series, it cheapens the characters by cramming them where they don't fit and it weakens the story because the plot happens around them, which means that they only serve to interrupt the plot and make the movies a lot less cohesive after the first one. It's trash.

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ShyOx
09/23/21 3:25:24 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
She didn't have an origin in the original series and Rowling claims it was a secret she'd been sitting on for 25 years, but I just don't buy it. Even if we charitably assume it's not a retcon, it's still just really dumb. Voldemort managed to find a snake-person in the middle of the Albanian forest when he was a mostly-ghost?

Also I read up on what happens in the movie. It says Nagini is a gentle, kind-hearted person who refuses to join Grindelwald. I know characters develop and all that, but that seems a pretty far cry from "murderous snake lovingly follows and accepts the soul of wizard Hitler."

Not to mention Nagini was supposedly bred in captivity and was from Brazil anyways, not Asia. The snake says 'Brazil, here I come!'

MrMallard posted...

Big post


Valid points

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pegusus123456
09/23/21 3:29:26 AM
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ShyOx posted...
Not to mention Nagini was supposedly bred in captivity and was from Brazil anyways, not Asia. The snake says 'Brazil, here I come!'
Nagini is in no way the snake that Harry let out in the first book. Aside from it being male, it's also a boa constrictor which isn't venomous.

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evilpresident
09/23/21 4:14:41 AM
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Second one was pretty bad. Plus Queenie went from a quirky and fun character to someone who drugged her fiance and joined the bad guys for some reason.

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HylianFox
09/23/21 4:30:09 PM
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DavidZ2844 posted...
Or was the origin different in the original series? I honestly don't remember if she had one or not

She didn't. Nagini was basically Voldemort's familiar

Also, who tf is Queenie? Was she a new character, I barely recall anything about the FB movies...
>_>

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Darmik
09/23/21 4:45:20 PM
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HylianFox posted...
She didn't. Nagini was basically Voldemort's familiar

Also, who tf is Queenie? Was she a new character, I barely recall anything about the FB movies...
>_>

She was that posh blonde lady IIRC? Yeah she was new.

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