Current Events > Samus is a villain. She committed genocide.

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AlisLandale
06/19/21 6:46:24 PM
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Metroids did nothing wrong.

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Dakimakura
06/19/21 6:47:08 PM
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Those people probably deserved it

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Old_Monkey
06/19/21 6:47:40 PM
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Metroid

Meteoroid

hmm

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Arcanine2009
06/19/21 6:48:30 PM
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are you comparing her to Chris Colombus?

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AlisLandale
06/19/21 6:49:49 PM
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If a terrorist cell were breeding Shiba Inus as a weapon, would we kill all Shibas? Or all the terrorists?

Why is Samus protecting Space Pirates?

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uwnim
06/19/21 6:52:17 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
If a terrorist cell were breeding Shiba Inus as a weapon, would we kill all Shibas? Or all the terrorists?
We'd probably kill both, tbh.

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BeyondWalls
06/19/21 6:54:01 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
are you comparing her to Chris Colombus?
Those Harry Potter films were brutal.

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GreatGoomba
06/19/21 6:54:16 PM
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A sexy villain

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AlisLandale
06/19/21 6:55:20 PM
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GreatGoomba posted...
A sexy villain

Samus is a mutant freak with green hair. Dont be fooled by GF propaganda!

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Elmer_Glue
06/19/21 6:56:43 PM
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Old_Monkey
06/19/21 6:56:45 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Samus is a mutant freak with green hair. Dont be fooled by GF propaganda!
And color-changing skin
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CyricZ
06/19/21 6:57:44 PM
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Bit more complicated than that.

Metroids are a bio-engineered non-sapient species created by the Chozo to cause the extinction, or at least severe population control, of a species that was a threat to galactic civilization. That said, it is most certainly driving a species to extinction, on both the Chozo and Samus' counts.

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AlisLandale
06/19/21 6:59:14 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Bit more complicated than that.

Metroids are a bio-engineered non-sapient species created by the Chozo to cause the extinction, or at least severe population control, of a species that was a threat to galactic civilization. That said, it is most certainly driving a species to extinction, on both the Chozo and Samus' counts.

Metroids are capable of love! Which is more than can be said about Ice Bitch Aran

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CyricZ
06/19/21 7:00:31 PM
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Like most sentient (but not sapient) species, Metroids are capable of imprinting on a parent figure.

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Jiek_Fafn
06/19/21 7:00:38 PM
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"No! I must kill the Metroids" she shouted
The radio said "No, Samus. You are the Metroids"
And then Samus was a X parasite.

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Old_Monkey
06/19/21 7:02:15 PM
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Space Pirates be like
https://youtu.be/eZxmUThoYUw
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AlisLandale
06/19/21 7:02:22 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Like most sentient (but not sapient) species, Metroids are capable of imprinting on a parent figure.

What about Samus? Does she know about life?!

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Old_Monkey
06/19/21 7:05:07 PM
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Inb4 Baby Metroid
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