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Current Events > Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) asked if we can alter the orbit of Earth or Moon...

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Eevee-Trainer
06/09/21 5:15:03 PM
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Hexenherz
06/09/21 5:16:02 PM
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Is he going to use a negative response as justification to defund NASA? Because that seems like the next logical action.

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sauceje
06/09/21 5:16:48 PM
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I would gladly alter the orbit of the Earth or the Moon if it meant being rid of Louie Gohmert

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TheMikh
06/09/21 5:17:39 PM
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"we chose to change the moon's orbit, not because it's easy, but because it's hard..."

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Kaiganeer
06/09/21 5:18:17 PM
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let's nuke the moon

it'll be cool, i promise
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MacadamianNut3
06/09/21 5:18:24 PM
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Tyranthraxus
06/09/21 5:18:40 PM
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Tell him that yes they can and launching him to the moon on a rocket week change the moon's orbit slightly (technically the truth)

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PrettyBoyFloyd
06/09/21 5:27:47 PM
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When I think of stuff like this it's meant to take the world hostage by threatening to destroy it.

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karmageddon28
06/09/21 5:34:02 PM
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His next plan will be to drop a giant ice cube in the ocean every year.
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mustachedmystic
06/09/21 5:52:13 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
Is he going to use a negative response as justification to defund NASA? Because that seems like the next logical action.
Dat's the best part, he asked if the National Forest Service or the BLM could do the job.

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Hexenherz
06/09/21 10:54:36 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Dat's the best part, he asked if the National Forest Service or the BLM could do the job.
blm does stand for bureau of lunar management doesn't it?

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Strider102
06/09/21 10:57:04 PM
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Just wrap ropes around continents and use our most powerful rockets.

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