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AlisLandale
05/30/21 5:34:26 AM
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Jordan Peterson is rich and famous for saying dumb shit like clean your room and pet cats.

I feel like we can do better. So lets put together some CE Rules For Life. Some things that will really help improve the lives of people who follow them.

Rule 1: Drink Choco Milk

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nfearurspecimn
05/30/21 5:35:38 AM
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That's what videogames are there for. To guide us to deeper truths and teach us where to go when we are lost

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AlisLandale
05/30/21 5:36:12 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
That's what videogames are there for. To guide us to deeper truths and teach us where to go when we are lost

Rule 2: Play Video Games

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Smashingpmkns
05/30/21 5:36:13 AM
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Rule 3: make sure that ass clean
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indica
05/30/21 5:39:49 AM
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I hate milk >_>

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nfearurspecimn
05/30/21 5:40:28 AM
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indica posted...
I hate milk >_>
you might have a mild intolerance. milk is ambrosia drink. it's the drink of life.

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AirFresh
05/30/21 5:41:01 AM
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Rule 3: Pontificate on Donkey Kong's ambitions.

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indica
05/30/21 5:42:05 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
you might have a mild intolerance. milk is ambrosia drink. it's the drink of life.
No, not an intolerance, just a vehement dislike, which is even more strange because I LOVE cheese

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indica
05/30/21 5:43:02 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Rule 3: make sure that ass clean

AirFresh posted...
Rule 3: Pontificate on Donkey Kong's ambitions.
We now have two rule 3s >_>

The system is already breaking down pretty bad

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nfearurspecimn
05/30/21 5:44:44 AM
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Rule 4: Stop blocking people on gamefaqs.gamespot.com

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BloodMoon7
05/30/21 5:49:08 AM
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Rule 5: Protect her smile. Unless she is a thot. But if she breathes, she is a thot. Thus only protect the smile if she does not breathe. But if she does not breathe, you have already failed to protect her smile. You disgust me.

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BloodMoon7
05/30/21 5:58:16 AM
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Mommy milkers breed her. She was bred by mommy milkers.

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OwlRammer
05/30/21 6:00:59 AM
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DravenRainrix
05/30/21 6:48:44 AM
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Don't do shit you'd judge others as dickheads for doing.


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Nukazie
05/30/21 6:53:51 AM
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to understand all is to forgive all

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Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium.
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awesome999
05/30/21 6:54:40 AM
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Always have a condom handy
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Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist.
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