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joe40001
05/15/21 5:35:20 PM
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I roight do 'njoy me a bit of the chirpin wit me mates when sweepin da chimnies, I do I do.

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3PiesAndAFork
05/15/21 5:37:53 PM
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u wot m8

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SothaSil
05/15/21 5:38:31 PM
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SothaSil posted...
Seeing as standard American (or British, Australian, Canadian, etc) English has not been historically subjected to prejudice and discrimination in the modern era, and isn't still subject to that, this is a really fucking stupid question.

"Would you complain if people made fun of the standard that oppressed dialects are compared to??!11?"

Derp.

You aren't proving a point with this topic, and only making yourself look more pathetic.

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nothanks1
05/15/21 5:39:51 PM
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CHUCKY ORLA

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DravenRainrix
05/15/21 5:40:58 PM
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Oo are.
I do lark a birra jabberin with my China's
Ent it gud that the old bojos lerrin us go t'pub? I mart av mesen a lager me ducks.


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Starks
05/15/21 5:45:38 PM
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Does anyone actually speak Received Pronunciation?
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joe40001
05/15/21 5:53:43 PM
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DravenRainrix posted...
Oo are.
I do lark a birra jabberin with my China's
Ent it gud that the old bojos lerrin us go t'pub? I mart av mesen a lager me ducks.

Wuz rite gud ime at t'pub til me mate took a fancy t a rite fine lass, 'er bloke werent keen on it, so a true spot of barney broke out, it did

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Kakapo
05/15/21 6:02:26 PM
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Starks posted...
Does anyone actually speak Received Pronunciation?
Yes, rich people from regional areas whose parents could afford elocution lesson.

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joe40001
05/15/21 7:02:11 PM
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I jim-jawed at the bobbies to find out who burgled da tuppence from me trousers.

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UnholyMudcrab
05/15/21 7:03:53 PM
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I imagine it's probably a smidge annoying for Brits that when most Americans think "British accent" they can't think of anything other than Dick Van Dyke

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sevihaimerej
05/15/21 7:06:09 PM
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Kakapo posted...
Yes, rich people from regional areas whose parents could afford elocution lesson.
Those lessons make everyone sound like John Cleese, as such they should be mandatory curriculum in all English speaking countries

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DravenRainrix
05/15/21 7:12:16 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I imagine it's probably a smidge annoying for Brits that when most Americans think "British accent" they can't think of anything other than Dick Van Dyke

Nah mate. It's proper funny is wot day is. I were avin a natter to me auld man t'other day lark, and 'e were seyin that his old trouble was in the larder gerrin some nutty slack art and she 'erd some geezer in her ginnel wot sahnded lark a pearly. So 'er goes for a butchers and she spies a rozzer avin a Barclays, no pearly just a plod 'avin a pull. Wot a plonker eh?

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joe40001
05/15/21 7:15:56 PM
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DravenRainrix posted...
Nah mate. It's proper funny is wot day is. I were avin a natter to me auld man t'other day lark, and 'e were seyin that his old trouble was in the larder gerrin some nutty slack art and she 'erd some geezer in her ginnel wot sahnded lark a pearly. So 'er goes for a butchers and she spies a rozzer avin a Barclays, no pearly just a plod 'avin a pull. Wot a plonker eh?

Readin' dat I creased up and right pissed my britches I did.

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Slayer_22
05/15/21 7:21:05 PM
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Not enough loves in this topic.

That being said, not gonna lie, a reasonably thick but soft British accent is one of the hottest things ever. Like...Elizabeth Hurley or something? Someone gets what I mean.
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DravenRainrix
05/15/21 7:24:40 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Not enough loves in this topic.

That being said, not gonna lie, a reasonably thick but soft British accent is one of the hottest things ever. Like...Elizabeth Hurley or something? Someone gets what I mean.

Joanna Lumley... Could listen to her read my bank statement..

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joe40001
05/15/21 9:22:17 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Not enough loves in this topic.

That being said, not gonna lie, a reasonably thick but soft British accent is one of the hottest things ever. Like...Elizabeth Hurley or something? Someone gets what I mean.

Sorry luv, all da blokes witf manners busy gnarfin fish 'n chips I wager

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