Current Events > The perfect girl, but she's a bagel.

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AlisLandale 05/04/21 5:35:42 AM #1:	A magical fairy gave life to a bagel and turned it into the perfect girl, except because shes a bagel she makes bread puns whenever she can. Oh, Im just loafing around. I guess its time to rise to the occasion. That idea seems half-baked. Youre toast! This is the best thing since sliced me! --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:953534885] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>A magical fairy gave life to a bagel and turned it into the perfect girl, except because shes a bagel she makes bread puns whenever she can. Oh, Im just loafing around. I guess its time to rise to the occasion. That idea seems half-baked. Youre toast! This is the best thing since sliced me! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 05/04/21 5:38:30 AM #2:	Giving new meaning to the phrase 'eating out' --- currently watching: Jujutsu Kaisen (Dub) ~ 86 EIGHTY-SIX (Sub) ~ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Dub) <cite>teep_ posted [p:953534925] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>Giving new meaning to the phrase 'eating out'</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 05/04/21 5:39:16 AM #3:	no yeast infection? --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:953534942] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>no yeast infection? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 05/04/21 5:39:50 AM #4:	If you cant handle her plain side you dont deserve her everything side --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:953534949] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>If you cant handle her plain side you dont deserve her everything side </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/04/21 5:40:10 AM #5:	What flavor? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:953534956] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>What flavor? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 05/04/21 5:40:40 AM #6:	can I eat her? --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:953534963] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>can I eat her? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 05/04/21 5:41:18 AM #7:	The perfect girl, but even better --- Meow! <cite>Panthera posted [p:953534972] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>The perfect girl, but even better </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 05/04/21 5:41:26 AM #8:	Nukazie posted... no yeast infection? no >_> Turbam posted... What flavor? shes the perfect girl, but she created from a poppy seed bagel nfearurspecimn posted... can I eat her? shes a human now. --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:953534974] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>no yeast infection?</quote> no >_> Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>What flavor?</quote> shes the perfect girl, but she created from a poppy seed bagel nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>can I eat her?</quote> shes a human now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 05/04/21 5:41:34 AM #9:	Panthera posted... The perfect girl, but even better butter --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost* Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:953534976] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>Panthera posted... </cite> <quote>The perfect girl, but even better</quote>*butter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 05/04/21 5:42:53 AM #10:	Hole ready to go --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:953534990] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>Hole ready to go </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 05/04/21 5:45:53 AM #11:	AlisLandale posted... shes a human now. wait is she physically a human who was formerly a bagel? or is she still physically a bagel? --- currently watching: Jujutsu Kaisen (Dub) ~ 86 EIGHTY-SIX (Sub) ~ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Dub) <cite>teep_ posted [p:953535012] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted...</cite> <quote>shes a human now. </quote> wait is she physically a human who was formerly a bagel? or is she still physically a bagel?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 05/04/21 5:46:52 AM #12:	She may be a human but I know what she is on the inside. Pure yummy bready goodness! --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:953535024] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>She may be a human but I know what she is on the inside. Pure yummy bready goodness! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 05/04/21 5:47:45 AM #13:	teep_ posted... wait is she physically a human who was formerly a bagel? or is she still physically a bagel? the first one. --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:953535039] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>teep_ posted... </cite> <quote>wait is she physically a human who was formerly a bagel? or is she still physically a bagel?</quote> the first one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 05/04/21 5:50:27 AM #14:	oh I see then yeah, that's not even a question. obviously yes --- currently watching: Jujutsu Kaisen (Dub) ~ 86 EIGHTY-SIX (Sub) ~ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Dub) <cite>teep_ posted [p:953535072] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>oh I see then yeah, that's not even a question. obviously yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 05/04/21 5:52:09 AM #15:	teep_ posted... oh I see then yeah, that's not even a question. obviously yes yeah but the bread puns never stop during sex shell be like I knead your dick! --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:953535093] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>teep_ posted... </cite> <quote>oh I see then yeah, that's not even a question. obviously yes</quote> yeah but the bread puns never stop during sex shell be like I knead your dick! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 05/04/21 5:52:47 AM #16:	that just makes her hotter tbqh fr fr --- currently watching: Jujutsu Kaisen (Dub) ~ 86 EIGHTY-SIX (Sub) ~ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Dub) <cite>teep_ posted [p:953535097] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>that just makes her hotter tbqh fr fr</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 05/04/21 5:56:23 AM #17:	does she eat bread? --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:953535138] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>does she eat bread? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 05/04/21 5:59:29 AM #18:	Is there a laugh track involved? <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:953535181] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>Is there a laugh track involved? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 05/04/21 6:00:07 AM #19:	Is she a hope bagel? --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:953535186] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>Is she a hope bagel? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Catgirl Fondler 05/04/21 6:19:44 AM #20:	AlisLandale posted... yeah but the bread puns never stop during sex shell be like I knead your dick! And when you bring the cream cheese or butter she's all like "oh fuck yeah spread it". --- IDD <cite>The Catgirl Fondler posted [p:953535422] in The perfec... [t:79440302]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted...</cite> <quote> yeah but the bread puns never stop during sex shell be like I knead your dick! </quote> And when you bring the cream cheese or butter she's all like "oh fuck yeah spread it".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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