Current Events > The Santa Clause is pretty macabre for a children's film >_>

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AlisLandale
04/08/21 7:29:28 AM
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How many kids flicks have their protagonist be responsible for the death of an innocent person?

I mean sure he didnt mean to kill Santa...but he killed Santa. >_>

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Tom Clark
04/08/21 7:35:16 AM
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The cheerful nonchalance of the elves in response to Santa dying is chilling - for all their camaraderie, Bernard clearly won't give a fuck if Scott bites it. Then there's the fact there apparently has to be a Mrs. Claus according to the sequel. Where did she go when Scott killed Santa? Did the elves evict her before the night was over? Did she automatically die as soon as her husband did?

And don't even get me started on the film literally ending with Charlie happily planning on killing his dad some day.

Merry Christmas, guys.

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pogo_rabid
04/08/21 7:37:00 AM
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Tim Allen is a hack fraud comic, a shitty actor, and an all-around bad person.

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AlisLandale
04/08/21 7:38:47 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Tim Allen is a hack fraud comic, a shitty actor, and an all-around bad person.

shut the AEUUHH?! up

Tom Clark posted...
The cheerful nonchalance of the elves in response to Santa dying is chilling - for all their camaraderie, Bernard clearly won't give a fuck if Scott bites it. Then there's the fact there apparently has to be a Mrs. Claus according to the sequel. Where did she go when Scott killed Santa? Did the elves evict her before the night was over? Did she automatically die as soon as her husband did?

And don't even get me started on the film literally ending with Charlie happily planning on killing his dad some day.

Merry Christmas, guys.

holy shit lmao


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Mareen
04/08/21 7:39:03 AM
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Tom Clark posted...
The cheerful nonchalance of the elves in response to Santa dying is chilling - for all their camaraderie, Bernard clearly won't give a fuck if Scott bites it. Then there's the fact there apparently has to be a Mrs. Claus according to the sequel. Where did she go when Scott killed Santa? Did the elves evict her before the night was over? Did she automatically die as soon as her husband did?

And don't even get me started on the film literally ending with Charlie happily planning on killing his dad some day.

Merry Christmas, guys.

The elves are apparently hundreds of years old, they probably went through tons of different Santas

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treewojima
04/08/21 7:56:03 AM
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Tom Clark posted...
And don't even get me started on the film literally ending with Charlie happily planning on killing his dad some day.

I don't think you had to KILL Santa, just put on his suit. I like your interpretation better though.
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ghettoraider81
04/08/21 7:59:43 AM
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Tom Clark posted...
The cheerful nonchalance of the elves in response to Santa dying is chilling - for all their camaraderie, Bernard clearly won't give a fuck if Scott bites it. Then there's the fact there apparently has to be a Mrs. Claus according to the sequel. Where did she go when Scott killed Santa? Did the elves evict her before the night was over? Did she automatically die as soon as her husband did?

And don't even get me started on the film literally ending with Charlie happily planning on killing his dad some day.

Merry Christmas, guys.


Santa faked it. He disappeared, there is no body. He poofed away into retirement with his Mrs Claus. Scott Calvin was chosen.

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pikachupwnage
04/08/21 8:01:19 AM
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ghettoraider81 posted...
Santa faked it. He disappeared, there is no body. He poofed away into retirement with his Mrs Claus. Scott Calvin was chosen.

He is chilling at beach resort clapping Mrs Clause Cheeks.

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Alucard188
04/08/21 8:02:47 AM
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Mareen posted...
The elves are apparently hundreds of years old, they probably went through tons of different Santas

I mean, shit. You're a fat man on a slippery roof in the middle of winter. Accidents happen.

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