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AlisLandale
03/14/21 12:50:43 AM
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"Oh, my arch nemeses are boarding my impractically large elevator! Let me send wave after wave of my henchmen to attack them!"

Or, how about this. You have a regular fucking elevator. And when the heroes get on it, you just blow it up. Boom.

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IHeartRadiation
03/14/21 1:00:38 AM
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They tried that in MGR.

Didn't work.

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Wii_Shaker
03/14/21 2:02:07 AM
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I don't know about movies but it seems like all large elevators in games are there to hide loading times.

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AlisLandale
03/14/21 2:03:36 AM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
It has its up and downs

https://i.imgur.com/Ij1PxIj.gifv

IHeartRadiation posted...
They tried that in MGR.

Didn't work.

Ok yeah Raider is a cyborg that had all his blood replaced with cum. But whats Blaze or Leonardo or that ninja from Shinobi gonna do? >\>


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Shotgunnova
03/14/21 2:04:52 AM
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To get on their high horse! Nyuk nyuk.

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viewmaster_pi
03/14/21 2:10:38 AM
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wayyyyy more room for farting

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KILBOTz
03/14/21 2:21:07 AM
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Because if you want to sneak in somewhere you use the freight elevator and knock out anyone that gets on it. Freight elevator is usually larger but more difficult to get to.

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AdmiralStiff
03/14/21 2:57:27 AM
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How else are you going to enjoy The Ultimate Experience

https://streamable.com/tlozzl

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Scotty_Rogers
03/14/21 3:03:43 AM
#11:


Bruce Lee's Game of Death

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DrizztLink
03/14/21 3:06:20 AM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
It has its up and downs
It really brings things to the next level, though.

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AdmiralStiff
03/14/21 1:52:46 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
It really brings things to the next level, though.
It does step up your game

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