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AlisLandale
03/12/21 5:43:22 AM
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So, you heard the story of Links tunic. You experienced the tale of Links sword. And you unravelled the yarn of Links hat. Now, LIVE the LEGEND of another piece of Links wardrobe in

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE QUEST FOR BOOTS

Long ago, everyone in Hyrule was poor, under the evil rule of Ganonmeister Meisterganon. Follow the journey of Link, a humble shoe-maker, as he travels across the same five environments youve seen in every other Zelda game to find the legendary crafting materials that he needs to construct the boots of legend and usurp the evil magistrate! Its time to put you foot down, and pull yourself up by your bootstraps, because this Link was made for walking! The Quest For Boots!

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Smackems
03/12/21 5:53:34 AM
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They would actually do it for their next half assed multiplayer game

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spikethedevil
03/12/21 6:07:26 AM
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When did we hear the story of his tunic?

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Mistere Man
03/12/21 6:11:08 AM
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Have you heard the story of tunicious the tunic? It is not a story the Nintendo devs will tell you.

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AlisLandale
03/12/21 6:15:27 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
When did we hear the story of his tunic?

Wind Waker decided to make the tunic a big deal

this is just a stupid shit post dont think too hard. I should be doing something to better my life but Im tired so Im posting on CE

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pegusus123456
03/12/21 6:17:37 AM
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I have an idea myself.

Basically there's this princess of Hyrule except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! Gerudo King hows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs.
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spikethedevil
03/12/21 6:20:12 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Wind Waker decided to make the tunic a big deal

this is just a stupid shit post dont think too hard. I should be doing something to better my life but Im tired so Im posting on CE

No it didnt lol. Its literally mentioned once as a tradition for 10 year olds on the island as what the hero of time wore at the start of the game and thats it.

Still your pitch gave me a laugh so its all good.

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Mistere Man
03/12/21 6:24:42 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I have an idea myself.

Basically there's this princess of Hyrule except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! Gerudo King hows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubUtub9NG4E

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