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AlisLandale
03/11/21 8:08:47 PM
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One day youre going about your day as normal. Suddenly, you feel a strange force enter your body. You quickly discover that youre much stronger and faster than before.

Before you can fully enjoy your new powers, a Japanese woman comes up to you and says shes with a secret military force. They were experimenting with Birdonic Waves to create super soldiers, but their base was attacked, and the Birdonic Waves meant for the trained soldiers were instead scattered across the city, affecting random civilians.

She tells you that you need to join an elite squadron of bird-themed warriors to combat the alien race before they conquer earth.

How do you react?

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Error1355
03/11/21 8:12:56 PM
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bird

radiation

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Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones.
Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back.
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Hambo the Hog
03/11/21 8:15:40 PM
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I use my new bird powers to fly away and shit on the secret military lady for trying to tell me what to do.

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Shotgunnova
03/11/21 8:18:11 PM
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Good thing I majored in bird law.

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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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OffTempo
03/11/21 8:21:28 PM
#5:


No fucking thank you.

I use by new bird powers to do a bunch of cool shit.

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GeneralKenobi85
03/11/21 8:23:11 PM
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Wonder why we need to become bird-themed warriors when I didn't even get bird powers.

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Chewtarch
03/11/21 8:24:40 PM
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@Flockaveli who's our third for the Pigeon Boys

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Aiways / Hairistotle
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ZeroX91
03/11/21 8:27:20 PM
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Do I get wings and if I do are they shitty arm wings or growing out of my back...like not angle or devil wings but bird wings...just not the arms

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If the universe is so big why wont it fight me?
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AlisLandale
03/11/21 8:35:15 PM
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GeneralKenobi85 posted...
Wonder why we need to become bird-themed warriors when I didn't even get bird powers.

Because its bird radiation, totes obvs

ZeroX91 posted...
Do I get wings and if I do are they shitty arm wings or growing out of my back...like not angle or devil wings but bird wings...just not the arms

If you choose to join the bird squadron you will get a super-suit that has retractable wings.

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Phynaster
03/11/21 8:36:13 PM
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The Crows Have Eyes 3

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Rebel
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DrizztLink
03/11/21 8:37:00 PM
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I just yell four times before I do anything.

That way, even if I'm using my powers for personal gain I can still say it was four good caws.

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ZeroX91
03/11/21 8:39:03 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Because its bird radiation, totes obvs

If you choose to join the bird squadron you will get a super-suit that has retractable wings.
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:\ but I wanna look like this dude after the forced training not some lame robowings.
https://yugioh.fandom.com/wiki/Sky_Scout


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OffTempo
03/11/21 8:40:01 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I just yell four times before I do anything.

That way, even if I'm using my powers for personal gain I can still say it was four good caws.
God damn it

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Flockaveli
03/11/21 9:15:26 PM
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Chewtarch posted...
@Flockaveli who's our third for the Pigeon Boys
Bird Man



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