Current Events > How long into a relationship is appropriate before you can fart in front of them

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like, some real earth- shakers.
how long does it usually take before 2 people are comfortable enough to take that step in a relationship?

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Only after marriage.

2 minutes

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I was in a ten year relationship, followed by a four year stint. Never once. It's not attractive.

Immediately

Everyone is different, ask your SO not the internet.

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First date

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If you two aren't expelling gas like an open valve ten seconds into meeting each other, the relationship is guaranteed to fail.

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As soon as humanly possible.

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Around 5

As soon as you want to tf, really how are you gonna live together eventually if you cant even do simple shit like that.

never. you weren't raised in a barn and presumably have common decency. that's not something you should intentionally do in anyone's presence

if you dont fart in front of your partner, or even worse, if you CANT, i regret to inform you that your relationship is failing/will fail or is not at all serious.

Cry on and on about manners and shit, but we see through it all. Those who know, know. And take my advise - fart early and often. If it drives her away, then it was never meant to be.

Just imagine trying to raise kids and pay a mortgage and work 2 jobs and have time to cut the grass and cook and clean and.....and you aren't "allowed" to fart? Fuck that, check your priorities couz.

I try to refrain from being terribly unattractive to my wife

You are always dating you don't just become roommates

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2 minutes

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Naysaspace posted...

if you dont fart in front of your partner, or even worse, if you CANT, i regret to inform you that your relationship is failing/will fail or is not at all serious.

bullshit

different couples are different

No offense but like this is probably a reason thats not a scientific thing of why people even have anxiety
youre not just gonna lay out a fart while youre having dinner and tell her to take it or leave it.. have some grace

on the other hand like well, Im only ****ing human lol and honestly if she freaks out to the point she really, REALLY gets upset she probably isnt someone who I really want to be with. Which is exactly what happened with this girl I was dating 6 months ago - I farted in my own home like 10 ft away and she blew up. I was like dude alright I get it, Im sorry but like honestly I just was holding it in this whole time

Some girls are chill, some arent - same with dudes.. some of them freak out over whatever and some dont

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specialkid8 posted...

Only after marriage.

this, but even then its not a good idea

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'bout fifteen minutes

Once you cum in them directly.

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People who think farting is rude need to get a grip. Fart whenever you need to

6 months.

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It's like playing a Heart in the card game Hearts. You can't just lead with a Heart, until you have no choice but to play a Heart, and then Hearts are broken for both parties.

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Been with my husband for 10 years now and we still dont do that.

First date. A test to see if they are a keeper or not.

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If you're trashy, I guess after a few dates.

If you're not a manchild though, never, unless accidentally.

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. Cleo_II posted...

Been with my husband for 10 years now and we still dont do that.

That's bizarre. How stunted and repressed

it is never appropriate

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Never

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i mean, if your significant other is like, asleep and lets a big one off its not their fault, but would it still make some of you feel a little uncomfortable?

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First encounter

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nevershine posted...

i mean, if your significant other is like, asleep and lets a big one off its not their fault, but would it still make some of you feel a little uncomfortable?

No, not really but I make sure to fart on her while shes sleeping though

After you get it on for the first time, surprise her with a Dutch Oven

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I was with my ex gf for about 3 years and we never farted together. The first night I met my current bf irl, I farted.

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Before the relationship. It's only a fart dude, c'mon.

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I let a squeaker out while stretching after a hookup once. God I'll never forget it

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I don't think I've ever been in a relationship where we weren't comfortable farting around each other. I'm not sure the average time it would take us to get to that point, but I was at that point in every relationship I've been in.

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HarryCaNab posted...

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That's bizarre. How stunted and repressed

Whatever you say. Its fairly easy to withhold doing it in front of each other on purpose. And 10 years later we still have a great sex life so were doing something right imo.

Few months tbh.

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If you don't laugh after a couples' fart moment then are you truly living your life

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YourDrunkFather posted...

First encounter

I don't like the idea of farting in front of other people tbh. If it happens, it happens, but if I can avoid it, I will.

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LOL, my wife let them go before i did, I remember the first time she did it we were driving one day and out of no where no shame and they stunk too. I just laughed and joked about how nasty they were. We were only together for a couple weeks at the time. 10 years later and shes still a nasty demon and idgaf.

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