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-Komaiko54-
07/24/20 12:35:46 AM
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Please, I'm so lonely. Now that my job is shutting down again because of the virus, all I do is sleep in my dorm day in and day out, watching anime playing vidya games and then doing the bare minimum of my online internship so I can pretend that my life has any meaning. I can't see my friends because my car's engine died and my family lives thousands of miles away. I'm totally alone and I can't hang on to this emptiness any longer, please help me understand how to find someone

So we have candidate A, she's an anti vaxxer conspiracy type girl. Which yeah sounds bad at first but get this-- she has some wiiide hipss a thicc thighs. It just sucks because I'm not sure if I can stay at the school I'm at. if I run out of money, I'll have to move home and it'd be difficult to see her :(

Then we of course have candidate B, who has the body of a Goddess but, unlike me, she's actually a normal human. I'm afraid that she may grow to hate me or something. who knows

How do I ask one of them out? I'm clueless, I have no idea what to do. I ask because I have fucked up so many times in the past, like SOOOO many times in the past so I gotta make sure this next move is PERFECT. If I fail here, it might be my last chacnce

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Reis
07/24/20 12:36:15 AM
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c, final answer
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Wii_Shaker
07/24/20 12:37:04 AM
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Don't punch above your weight class.

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nfearurspecimn
07/24/20 12:37:32 AM
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Reis posted...
c, final answer

omg
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-Komaiko54-
07/24/20 11:35:13 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Don't punch above your weight class.

Why not? I'm a reasonably in-shape fella but I love me some big ol' meat you know. Not like too large ya know but just a lil thicc

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Jabodie
07/24/20 11:37:31 AM
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bro just take some decent pictures and get on an app. I found it WAY easier to get dates on Bumble than IRL, personally.

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Northlane
07/24/20 11:38:17 AM
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Fuck worrying about are they too good for you or how to ask em out, just shoot your shot

The worst that can happen is they say no but who cares

The sooner you realize this in life, the more opportunities to get laid present themselves

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BroodRyu
07/24/20 11:39:09 AM
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TC werent you the one that wanted to ask your aunt out? Then you took creep pics of her butt at your Christmas get together?
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-Komaiko54-
07/24/20 11:44:22 AM
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Jabodie posted...
bro just take some decent pictures and get on an app. I found it WAY easier to get dates on Bumble than IRL, personally.

bold of you to assume that I'm not already

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Master_Bass
07/24/20 11:45:50 AM
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BroodRyu posted...
TC werent you the one that wanted to ask your aunt out? Then you took creep pics of her butt at your Christmas get together?
Lmao, wut?

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AbysmalTrinity
07/24/20 11:47:11 AM
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TC asks her if she likes daggers

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