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REMercsChamp 06/27/20 10:43:50 PM #1:	I was thinking of leaving a pile of food out for them or maybe feeding them directly anyone on here got any tips --- JOBS! Come check out my community board for NEET discussions: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1467-neet-discussions <cite>REMercsChamp posted [p:941363860] in How do I a... [t:78808511]...</cite> <quote>I was thinking of leaving a pile of food out for them or maybe feeding them directly anyone on here got any tips </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/27/20 10:51:01 PM #2:	First, secure your trashcans before even considering it. Make sure they lock or have a good fitting lid. Friend or foe, a raccoon will fuck up your garbage. Leave out fragrant smelling food, sardines, peanut butter, canned cat or dog food. Leave it a safe distance from the house as you don't want to attract insects like roaches and flies that can get into your home. They are bold and will learn fast that you are a food source. You can then start leaving dry kibble at the end of your porch, or close to your walkway or driveway. They will keep coming back if you feed them. It will take a long time before they will come within a few feet of you, and even longer to potentially take food from you. Take it very slowly. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:941364115] in How do I a... [t:78808511]...</cite> <quote>First, secure your trashcans before even considering it. Make sure they lock or have a good fitting lid. Friend or foe, a raccoon will fuck up your garbage. Leave out fragrant smelling food, sardines, peanut butter, canned cat or dog food. Leave it a safe distance from the house as you don't want to attract insects like roaches and flies that can get into your home. They are bold and will learn fast that you are a food source. You can then start leaving dry kibble at the end of your porch, or close to your walkway or driveway. They will keep coming back if you feed them. It will take a long time before they will come within a few feet of you, and even longer to potentially take food from you. Take it very slowly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 06/27/20 10:53:32 PM #3:	First step is to actually get your own house. No raccoon is going to be interested in your Mom's basement. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:941364189] in How do I a... [t:78808511]...</cite> <quote>First step is to actually get your own house. No raccoon is going to be interested in your Mom's basement.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
parabola_master 06/27/20 10:59:24 PM #4:	I want to see raccoons but Ive only seen possums around my neighborhood --- i.imgur.com/mkGoWsg.jpg i.imgur.com/mkGoWsg.jpg i.imgur.com/mkGoWsg.jpg <cite>parabola_master posted [p:941364376] in How do I a... [t:78808511]...</cite> <quote>I want to see raccoons but Ive only seen possums around my neighborhood </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
troll_swag 06/27/20 11:00:12 PM #5:	dry cat food --- This post now contains 300% more swag, and a 500% increase in trolling. You're welcome. <cite>troll_swag posted [p:941364405] in How do I a... [t:78808511]...</cite> <quote>dry cat food </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 06/27/20 11:01:07 PM #6:	a-c-a-b posted... First step is to actually get your own house. No raccoon is going to be interested in your Mom's basement. His mom might be cool enough to allow him and his furry friends to have an orgy down there. --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:941364440] in How do I a... [t:78808511]...</cite> <quote>a-c-a-b posted... </cite> <quote>First step is to actually get your own house. No raccoon is going to be interested in your Mom's basement.</quote>His mom might be cool enough to allow him and his furry friends to have an orgy down there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 06/29/20 9:29:47 PM #7:	Remove all of your clothing and cover your penis in peanut butter. Be thorough, don't leave any gaps. Then go lay in your backyard and wait for night. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:941454125] in How do I a... [t:78808511]...</cite> <quote>Remove all of your clothing and cover your penis in peanut butter. Be thorough, don't leave any gaps. Then go lay in your backyard and wait for night. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 06/29/20 9:29:58 PM #8:	Trash --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:941454131] in How do I a... [t:78808511]...</cite> <quote>Trash </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 06/29/20 9:33:47 PM #9:	It will rip your penis to shreds. --- 2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:941454293] in How do I a... [t:78808511]...</cite> <quote>It will rip your penis to shreds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 06/29/20 9:36:47 PM #10:	1. Dress as a sexy raccoon lady. 2. Brink all the male raccoons to the yard. 3. ???? 4. Profit! --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:941454416] in How do I a... [t:78808511]...</cite> <quote>1. Dress as a sexy raccoon lady. 2. Brink all the male raccoons to the yard. 3. ???? 4. Profit! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 06/29/20 9:39:04 PM #11:	grease --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:941454517] in How do I a... [t:78808511]...</cite> <quote>grease </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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