Current Events > You guys got some advice for food poisoning?

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Lets just say I had some tainted meat cooked for me today and now, Im feeling it. Knew I shouldnt have ate meat that looked so dark but I lapped it up like a good boy.

Fuck. Ive never had food poisoning before. This feels like hell.

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It's been a while but I remember Gatorade to keep hydrated after all the barfing and..... butt barfing

When pooping have a bucket too.

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follow the brat diet if you need to eat and stay hydrated

Buy saltines and Gatorade. Enough for about three days worth of meals.

Don't wear any underwear or pants you don't want covered in diarrhea.

Sleep with a towel under you in case you shart in your sleep.

Enjoy the weight loss when it's all over.

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Pedialyte to compensate for hydration lost due to diarrhea.

Also a bucket if your toilet isn't in puking distance to your tub.

Maybe lay a sleeping bag down in your bathroom to prevent getting up out of bed frequently.

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Am I really going to be shitting my brains out for the next few days? I just spent time at the toilet and now I have to go again. It hasnt even been 5 minutes. At least its not vomit.

I dont have Gatorade but I have a lot of water. Maybe thatll be just as good

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It's the electrolytes in pedialyte or Gatorade that helps you stay hydrated when your body is flushing, faster than water

My experience with food poisoning was one really terrible night where I felt like I might have to go to the hospital, but it was just one night.

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I've never had food poisoning last more that a day and I've had shit and vomit coming out of both ends.

Just try not to eat any more tainted meat while recovering and it should be over in a few hours.

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Take some laxatives, the more you shit it out, the more you are getting it out of your body. Not trying to be gross, but it's the truth. Drink a ton of water, like a gallon every 3-4 hours. You need to flush it all out.

It sucks, but it will speed up the process.

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No real advice, you have to power through it until it's all out of your system. That's it.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Take some laxatives, the more you shit it out, the more you are getting it out of your body. Not trying to be gross, but it's the truth. Drink a ton of water, like a gallon every 3-4 hours. You need to flush it all out.

It sucks, but it will speed up the process.

Don't take laxatives. You'll dehydrate yourself.

Pedialyte but if thats not available then some gatorade or powerade. Water. If you can eat then stick to Chicken Noodle soup but i like to do top ramen if im out of it. You need some sodium to help retain water.

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The_Scarecrow posted...

At least its not vomit.

Yet

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Stay hydrated and near a toilet

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No joke. Regular Pringles and Coca Cola. Thought my grandma was crazy when she gave me this remedy for when I felt like I was gonna puke. But it's legit.

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Alright, I have some Powerade so thatll help. Ill keep a bucket extremely close in case I just happen to vomit as well.

The other individual who has the same meat just got done vomiting so I wouldnt be surprised if it happened to me. I did have Apple Cider Vinegar earlier which helped somewhat with the symptoms.

This is going to be a bad night.

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Irony posted...

When pooping have a bucket too.

yep last time this happened to me i had to just puke all over the floor and clean it up

Awful night but I should be fine. Just some mild cramping and weakness but the diarrhea and vomiting has ended.

Thanks, gents. I need to be more careful next time.

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activated charcoal.

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The_Scarecrow posted...

Awful night but I should be fine. Just some mild cramping and weakness but the diarrhea and vomiting has ended.

Thanks, gents. I need to be more careful next time.

That's good to hear. Glad it wasn't an extended bout