Current Events > someone plz post the clam thing and my mom made me get weighed copypastas

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Ryuko_Chan 04/22/20 12:18:39 AM #1:	Ty <3 --- https://i.imgtc.com/LCLKlZX.gif Life Fiber Kamui SENKETSU! <cite>Ryuko_Chan posted [p:937854632] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>Ty <3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
malenz 04/22/20 12:21:05 AM #2:	tag --- Then by that logic, real men are pixies. <cite>malenz posted [p:937854722] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>tag </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Politics 04/22/20 12:21:38 AM #3:	tag --- (= <cite>Politics posted [p:937854745] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>tag </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 04/22/20 12:22:37 AM #4:	tagarino --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:937854784] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>tagarino </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 04/22/20 12:26:21 AM #5:	Politics posted... tag --- https://imgur.com/NlyIzM6 ~ Lara Croft and I, as drawn by Harpie! <cite>teepan95 posted [p:937854954] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>Politics posted...</cite> <quote>tag </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 04/22/20 12:26:53 AM #6:	the what? tag --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:937854983] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>the what? tag</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 04/22/20 12:27:24 AM #7:	tag <cite>Reis posted [p:937855002] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>tag </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 04/22/20 12:31:25 AM #8:	My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:937855172] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryuko_Chan 04/22/20 12:33:12 AM #9:	UnholyMudcrab posted... My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. Love you. Gets better everytime I read this. --- https://i.imgtc.com/LCLKlZX.gif Life Fiber Kamui SENKETSU! <cite>Ryuko_Chan posted [p:937855240] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote>My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.</quote>Love you. Gets better everytime I read this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 04/22/20 12:33:20 AM #10:	Clam thing? --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:937855245] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>Clam thing? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 04/22/20 12:34:21 AM #11:	I dont get it --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:937855284] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>I dont get it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryuko_Chan 04/22/20 12:36:48 AM #12:	sktgamer_13dude posted... Clam thing? my dad did the most clam thing --- https://i.imgtc.com/LCLKlZX.gif Life Fiber Kamui SENKETSU! <cite>Ryuko_Chan posted [p:937855367] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>sktgamer_13dude posted... </cite> <quote>Clam thing?</quote>my dad did the most clam thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
malenz 04/22/20 12:38:05 AM #13:	UnholyMudcrab posted... My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. oh lol this. I thought it was "my mom made me get weighed copypastas" as a picture --- Then by that logic, real men are pixies. <cite>malenz posted [p:937855424] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote>My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.</quote>oh lol this. I thought it was "my mom made me get weighed copypastas" as a picture </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 04/22/20 12:39:12 AM #14:	My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do? my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its **ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull* --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:937855461] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do? my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its **ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull*</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
malenz 04/22/20 12:41:06 AM #15:	wtf lol --- Then by that logic, real men are pixies. <cite>malenz posted [p:937855544] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>wtf lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 04/22/20 12:57:03 AM #17:	BlueMage279 posted... UnholyMudcrab posted... My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. This sounds like something Duncanwii would post and be totally serious about it Rent ~~free~~ --- https://imgur.com/NlyIzM6 ~ Lara Croft and I, as drawn by Harpie! <cite>teepan95 posted [p:937856161] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>BlueMage279 posted...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote> My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.</quote> This sounds like something Duncanwii would post and be totally serious about it </quote> Rent free</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryuko_Chan 04/22/20 1:07:38 AM #18:	UnholyMudcrab posted... My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do? my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its **ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull* ty --- https://i.imgtc.com/LCLKlZX.gif Life Fiber Kamui SENKETSU! <cite>Ryuko_Chan posted [p:937856538] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote>My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was making seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do? my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its **ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull*</quote>ty </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
muchdran 04/22/20 1:09:21 AM #19:	Plz. <cite>muchdran posted [p:937856595] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>Plz. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 04/22/20 3:20:57 AM #20:	Classics --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:937860298] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>Classics </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aki_Sora 04/22/20 3:46:56 AM #21:	Lol --- This is GameFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! Best User https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/user?board=1947548 <cite>Aki_Sora posted [p:937860887] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoundNetwork 04/22/20 4:08:39 AM #22:	what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you found out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad has been sneaking into your room while you sleep and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reasons, just so you would fit in --- https://imgur.com/HcKBWZ6 <cite>SoundNetwork posted [p:937861431] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you found out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad has been sneaking into your room while you sleep and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reasons, just so you would fit in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 04/22/20 4:10:03 AM #23:	SoundNetwork posted... what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you found out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad has been sneaking into your room while you sleep and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reasons, just so you would fit in Jesus motherfucking christ i forgot about this absolute BANGER --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:937861468] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>SoundNetwork posted... </cite> <quote>what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you found out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad has been sneaking into your room while you sleep and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reasons, just so you would fit in</quote>Jesus motherfucking christ i forgot about this absolute BANGER </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 04/22/20 4:11:13 AM #24:	God that one's awful but it made me laugh out loud --- This signature won't be changed until at least one out of Astrograph Sorcerer, Double-Iris Magician, Performapal Monkeyboard or Electrumite is unbanned. 2/15/20 <cite>Doe posted [p:937861489] in someone pl... [t:78611552]...</cite> <quote>God that one's awful but it made me laugh out loud </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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