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MrMallard
04/18/20 3:51:05 PM
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- Americans, probably

well, Republicans, but y'know

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Jabodie
04/18/20 3:51:58 PM
#2:


On other planets, however...

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Turbam
04/18/20 3:52:03 PM
#3:


It's illegal on other planets

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R1masher
04/18/20 3:53:24 PM
#4:


*unzips*
lick this knob

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MrMallard
04/18/20 3:53:34 PM
#5:


Jabodie posted...
On other planets, however...

Turbam posted...
It's illegal on other planets
"They can, should and will respect my human rights! I have a God-given right to lick this doorknob, and any law saying I can't is tyranny!"

- Americans, visiting other planets

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Altacct
04/18/20 3:55:27 PM
#6:


MrMallard posted...
"They can, should and will respect my human rights! I have a God-given right to lick this doorknob, and any law saying I can't is tyranny!"

- Americans, visiting other planets

We aren't wrong

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