Current Events > Here's Joe Biden on the coronavirus

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1247333355416219649

Interesting stuff there Joe Biden. I like the second fiddle bit.

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Diamond Joe bb /s

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People will say that it's completely clear what he was trying to say and will ignore that what he is trying to say is completely repugnant in our time of crisis.
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this man is going to get demolished by donald trump

if the DNC had a brain theyd realize this and literally put any other nom out there, preferably bernie but biden might be the WOAT nominee

then again im pretty sure the establishment doesnt care if trump wins again. they dont care about the people
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Is he better than Trump fuck yes he is is he who we need no but he isnt Trump and that is all that matters

CADE FOSTER posted...

Is he better than Trump fuck yes he is is he who we need no but he isnt Trump and that is all that matters

stop being stockholm'd by the democratic elites

blue no matter who is literally how we got joe biden in the first place. yes trump is worse. but we're never going to get better with attitudes such as yours
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so we're not watching the actual clip

ah well then okay

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Doom_Art posted...

so we're not watching the actual clip

ah well then okay

did you?
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645AR posted...

stop being stockholm'd by the democratic elites

blue no matter who is literally how we got joe biden in the first place. yes trump is worse. but we're never going to get better with attitudes such as yours

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645AR posted...

did you?

yes

and just an fyi, this isn't going to make bernie president

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Doom_Art posted...

yes

and just an fyi, this isn't going to make bernie president

who said it would?

why do you hate bernie so much?

also if you watched the video you wouldnt be making sly gotcha attempts like "i guess no one wants to watch the clip lolz"
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Reminds me of Metal Gear Solid 2 when Campbell starts spazzing out near the end.

645AR posted...

who said it would?

no one, i'm just sayin, if there's any hope that this will end biden as the nominee and sweep bernie into power let's squash those delusions right now

645AR posted...

why do you hate bernie so much?

i like the guy and i love most of his politics

i find a segment of his supporters online to be completely annoying

and they've been especially intolerable ever since they realized they've lost the primary again

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Keith_Valentine posted...

Reminds me of Metal Gear Solid 2 when Campbell starts spazzing out near the end.

"Listen here Chief, turn your democracy off. Fission Mailed, fat."
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My mom said it was pro Trump propaganda when I posted it last night.

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shockthemonkey posted...

As someone who doesnt think Biden should be the Dem nominee, its pretty clear what hes communicating when you watch the clip.

It's decipherable, but only because I've had so much practice parsing Trump's geriatric word salads. I'm not sure why the Democratic base thought this was a good idea, but I guess we don't have a choice now. At least Biden seems well-intentioned.

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Reminds me of:

"Yeah, no 'cause at first I thought you were just being, ya know, just kind of, just, uh, slightly, no no, this, yeah, uhhh..." -Gabriel Morton, 2012

https://youtu.be/JGy-A9uVNsw?t=2075
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Polycosm posted...

It's decipherable, but only because I've had so much practice parsing Trump's geriatric word salads. I'm not sure why the Democratic base thought this was a good idea, but I guess we don't have a choice now. At least Biden seems well-intentioned.

guy's always been a mushmouthed moron in the same vein as Dubya

older voters don't seem to care

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I'm not sure what he's talking about by Pandemic of 16 but there's nothing wrong with the general message.

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Tyranthraxus posted...

I'm not sure what he's talking about by Pandemic of 16 but there's nothing wrong with the general message.

1918? Iunno I can't really figure that one out

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Ebola 2016 is the only one that makes any logical sense. Super easy to understand
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Godnorgosh posted...

I dunno, Joe, COVID-17 is looking pretty bad. Maybe we should let democracy sakes second fiddle and delay the convention by... I dunno, a few years or so, while we let Trump go play outside in the economy, without making him wear those icky masks he hates.

Let Trump go play in traffic.

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Lol I forgot about Ebola

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Smashingpmkns posted...

Ebola 2016 is the only one that makes any logical sense. Super easy to understand

Ebola wasn't a pandemic

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Civil War to 1918 wouldn't be a very great line, though it's still not a great line to begin with.

And yes, it wasn't a pandemic. But 100% he's talking about ebola. Dont blame me, blame his writers.
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Yeah he's essentially Dubya. I personally don't buy that he's a good person given that his career has basically been one of lying to sound better than he actually is. Let's give him that IQ test he's been wanting since the 80s.

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P4wn4g3 posted...

Yeah he's essentially Dubya. I personally don't buy that he's a good person given that his career has basically been one of lying to sound better than he actually is. Let's give him that IQ test he's been wanting since the 80s.

Dubya had a sense of humor and didn't sniff little girlz.

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Wonder if Anita Hill thinks Joe Biden is a good person
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I completely forgot about Joe Biden. How does that even happen in April of election year?

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DarkRoast posted...

I completely forgot about Joe Biden. How does that even happen in April of election year?

You get swamped with sick patients and equipment shortages.

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Tyranthraxus posted...

You get swamped with sick patients and equipment shortages.

I'd vote for a possum over Donald Trump at this point

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DarkRoast posted...

I'd vote for a possum over Donald Trump at this point

I don't really say this sort of thing often but I truly believe most random cemen would be better presidents than Trump.

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The argument for Trump over Biden at this point is to let the establishment democrats, who perpetuate these nightmare scenarios of Republicans pushing everything off the cliff, have a swift career suicide.

Not that I see myself voting for Trump but I can really understand the sentiment, seeing as we will get another Trump, if not someone a thousand times worse, after the next democratic president is gone. It's a mess what can I say.

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645AR posted...

blue no matter who is literally how we got joe biden in the first place

seems like the main way we got joe biden was black democrats not trusting white democrats to actually vote for a real progressive

which is quite similar to how we got hillary

perhaps our primary nomination process is a little busted, because our party lacks unity, and is deeply suspicious of its own fellow members

P4wn4g3 posted...

The argument for Trump over Biden at this point is to let the establishment democrats, who perpetuate these nightmare scenarios of Republicans pushing everything off the cliff, have a swift career suicide.

Not that I see myself voting for Trump but I can really understand the sentiment, seeing as we will get another Trump, if not someone a thousand times worse, after the next democratic president is gone. It's a mess what can I say.

the establishment didn't steal this primary from bernie. black democrats refused to support him. they're not the establishment, they're part of the base.

we are fundamentally fractured.

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Seems like both the DNC and RNC are irreparable. Let's get rid of both.

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The media blackout and the fake importance of the outcome of a red state that isn't even close to being representative of the democratic party are more to blame.

Manufactured consent yada yada
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P4wn4g3 posted...

Seems like both the DNC and RNC are irreparable. Let's get rid of both.

we do not have that power

what we CAN do is vote in large enough numbers for progressive candidates that when they lose, they're still able to influence the party

sanders supporters who refused to vote hillary were morons who didn't bother to read her post-july platform, which was heavily influenced by sanders'

the same will be true of biden. yeah, he seems pretty fucking spaced out. but he will put someone in charge of the EPA who does not do this

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/489753-epa-suspends-enforcement-of-environmental-laws-amid-coronavirus

so try to look past the candidate and your like/dislike of them/what they stand for and realize you're also voting for every person who would be appointed by them, most of whom will do things you like regardless of whether we elect the sharp ancient progressive or the dull ancient moderate

so long as we don't elect the dull ancient nazi we're good, just maybe not great.

the perfect is the enemy of the good, but the fucking shitty is also the enemy of the good.

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Dude is brain damaged or on some serious drugs.

I can't fucking believe i'm gonna have to vote for this shithead.

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TomNook20 posted...

Dubya had a sense of humor and didn't sniff little girlz.

Nah, he was just a war criminal.

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TomNook20 posted...

Dubya had a sense of humor and didn't sniff little girlz.

Yeah he only just caused a war off of a faulty intel. Honestly, the worst thing is that we don't know who's going to be actually behind his presidency, much like how all the shitlords that were behind Trump we couldn't fully see coming until after the presidency

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Smashingpmkns posted...

fake importance of the outcome of a red state that isn't even close to being representative of the democratic party

I mean I'm a little confused as to what you're on about here

Biden won pretty much the entire midwest and the rust belt


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pogo_rabid posted...

Dude is brain damaged or on some serious drugs.

I can't fucking believe i'm gonna have to vote for this shithead.

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This absolute senile mother fucker is a walking Trump advertisement. Makes the orange one seem like Mark Twain.

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Talk2DaHand posted...

Makes the orange one seem like Mark Twain.

Lolwat

Bidens a scatterbrained idiot when it comes to talking but you'd have to be nuts to think Trump sounds better lol

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