Current Events > $1,000,000 but you look like Mitch McConnel for the rest of your life.

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Dark_SilverX 04/02/20 2:02:18 AM #1:	Do you get dat dough? Hell yeah Nope. ;( Do you get dat dough? - Results (26 votes) Hell yeah 15.38% (4 votes) 4 Nope. ;( 84.62% (22 votes) 22 You get the money, but you wake up as Mitch. You are abandoned by all family and friends, but you keep the money and become a true Elite. You can get any woman of your choice, but she will leave you the next day. Your balls are inert, so you cannot produce any offspring. Do you become Mitch McConell and inherit all his knowledge, power and secrets? --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:936633587] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote> Do you get dat dough? Hell yeah Nope. ;( Vote View Results Do you get dat dough? - Results (26 votes) Hell yeah 15.38% (4 votes) 4 Nope. ;( 84.62% (22 votes) 22 Show Voting Form You get the money, but you wake up as Mitch. You are abandoned by all family and friends, but you keep the money and become a true Elite. You can get any woman of your choice, but she will leave you the next day. Your balls are inert, so you cannot produce any offspring. Do you become Mitch McConell and inherit all his knowledge, power and secrets? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathVelvien 04/02/20 2:02:55 AM #2:	Just because I like turtles doesn't mean I want to look like one --- UNICLR: Phonon \| BBCTB: Orie/Izayoi \| Smash Ultimate: Ridley \| SamSho: Basara \| GBVS: Zeta Arizona Diamondbacks: covid-19. <cite>DeathVelvien posted [p:936633606] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>Just because I like turtles doesn't mean I want to look like one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 04/02/20 2:04:40 AM #3:	So I become a rich bachelor who can fuck any woman he wants with no strings attached and no pregnancy risk? <cite>bknight posted [p:936633666] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>So I become a rich bachelor who can fuck any woman he wants with no strings attached and no pregnancy risk? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 04/02/20 2:05:05 AM #4:	bknight posted... So I become a rich bachelor who can fuck any woman he wants with no strings attached and no pregnancy risk? Yes. --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:936633678] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>bknight posted... </cite> <quote>So I become a rich bachelor who can fuck any woman he wants with no strings attached and no pregnancy risk?</quote>Yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 04/02/20 2:19:02 AM #5:	You'd need to add a few zeros before I would consider looking like that shit stain. --- Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then." <cite>008Zulu posted [p:936634068] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>You'd need to add a few zeros before I would consider looking like that shit stain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrankGoreHOF 04/02/20 2:20:11 AM #7:	Hell no --- #FrankGoreHOF <cite>FrankGoreHOF posted [p:936634088] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>Hell no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 04/02/20 2:25:02 AM #8:	Dark_SilverX posted... Your balls are inert Is the turtle man's ball inert? --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:936634201] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>Dark_SilverX posted... </cite> <quote>Your balls are inert</quote>Is the turtle man's ball inert? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 04/02/20 2:25:38 AM #9:	obeseexplosive posted... Is the turtle man's ball inert? No power --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:936634215] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>obeseexplosive posted... </cite> <quote>Is the turtle man's ball inert?</quote>No power </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReignFury 04/02/20 2:26:24 AM #10:	Thats an easy no, I like how I look --- Kill Nazis <cite>ReignFury posted [p:936634234] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>Thats an easy no, I like how I look </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cleo_II 04/02/20 2:26:30 AM #11:	I would be terrified every Thanksgiving. <cite>Cleo_II posted [p:936634237] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>I would be terrified every Thanksgiving. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 04/02/20 2:28:00 AM #13:	What's the downside? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:936634275] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>What's the downside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 04/02/20 2:29:33 AM #14:	I could get into the Turtle Club --- https://imgur.com/QfpP05s https://imgur.com/vdnZ1o6 https://imgur.com/zTgf822 <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:936634308] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>I could get into the Turtle Club </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 04/02/20 2:29:40 AM #15:	au_gold posted... What's the downside? you won't be able to create a Mitch Jr to pass the torch to --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:936634310] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>au_gold posted... </cite> <quote>What's the downside?</quote>you won't be able to create a Mitch Jr to pass the torch to </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Centurion 04/02/20 2:37:42 AM #16:	Fuck no. --- ~Centurion~ http://tinyurl.com/nvurdtw <cite>Centurion posted [p:936634527] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>Fuck no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 04/02/20 2:39:09 AM #17:	Dark_SilverX posted... You are abandoned by all family No deal. Losing my family isn't worth that kind of money at all. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:936634563] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>Dark_SilverX posted...</cite> <quote>You are abandoned by all family</quote> No deal. Losing my family isn't worth that kind of money at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 04/02/20 2:41:39 AM #18:	He has no chin No chin means no deal --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:936634613] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>He has no chin No chin means no deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BathroomWater 04/02/20 2:41:44 AM #19:	He looks like he's wearing someone's face over his face. --- "I have a basic understanding of economics." -Broseph_Stalin <cite>BathroomWater posted [p:936634615] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>He looks like he's wearing someone's face over his face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 04/02/20 9:16:26 PM #20:	BathroomWater posted... He looks like he's wearing someone's face over his face. whispers He is. --- Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then." <cite>008Zulu posted [p:936678636] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>BathroomWater posted... </cite> <quote>He looks like he's wearing someone's face over his face.</quote>whispers He is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 04/02/20 9:18:43 PM #21:	Nope. I'd kill myself. --- Proud leader of the PeyPals "I don't take any responsibility at all."- Donald Trump <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:936678756] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>Nope. I'd kill myself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
-Unowninator- 04/02/20 9:19:33 PM #22:	https://i.imgur.com/ssebHsS.gifv --- ''25 posts in and no one has addressed the orignal question. Also, I'm continuing that streak :P'' ~ Lord_Zenki Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn <cite>-Unowninator- posted [p:936678796] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/ssebHsS.gifv </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 04/05/20 3:59:47 AM #23:	No deal. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:936810600] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>No deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 04/05/20 4:17:37 AM #24:	i guess that gorgeous face isn't worth the dough --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:936810983] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>i guess that gorgeous face isn't worth the dough </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cmiller4642 04/06/20 2:37:56 PM #25:	Mitch McConnell gets Asian women <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:936893400] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>Mitch McConnell gets Asian women </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 04/06/20 8:46:14 PM #26:	cmiller4642 posted... Mitch McConnell gets Asian women This. You still win no matter what. --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:936914248] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>cmiller4642 posted... </cite> <quote>Mitch McConnell gets Asian women </quote>This. You still win no matter what. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_SilverX 04/06/20 8:49:10 PM #28:	-l___________l- posted... So id die in like 10 years max??? Most definitely, but pornstars all day everyday. --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:936914424] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>-l___________l- posted... </cite> <quote>So id die in like 10 years max???</quote>Most definitely, but pornstars all day everyday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 04/06/20 8:52:17 PM #29:	so you could be the manchurian mcconnel and totally fix most of the government's problems sounds like a win win to me --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving/Crafting https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:936914601] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>so you could be the manchurian mcconnel and totally fix most of the government's problems sounds like a win win to me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/08/20 6:20:25 AM #30:	cmiller4642 posted... Mitch McConnell gets Asian women She's cute in an aunt sense --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:936995731] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>cmiller4642 posted...</cite> <quote>Mitch McConnell gets Asian women </quote> She's cute in an aunt sense</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
malenz 04/08/20 6:23:15 AM #31:	Gonna have to add some more zeroes there, chief. --- Then by that logic, real men are pixies. <cite>malenz posted [p:936995789] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>Gonna have to add some more zeroes there, chief. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 04/08/20 6:25:34 AM #32:	bknight posted... So I become a rich bachelor who can fuck any woman he wants with no strings attached and no pregnancy risk? 1 million is less than you think --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:936995833] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>bknight posted... </cite> <quote>So I become a rich bachelor who can fuck any woman he wants with no strings attached and no pregnancy risk?</quote>1 million is less than you think </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MT_TRAEH 04/08/20 6:27:23 AM #33:	young mitch (or my age intact at least) or no deal --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. Happiness, sadness, victory, defeat, pain or pleasure, it will pass. <cite>MT_TRAEH posted [p:936995869] in $1,000,000... [t:78532735]...</cite> <quote>young mitch (or my age intact at least) or no deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > $1,000,000 but you look like Mitch McConnel for the rest of your life.