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No_U_L7 12/17/19 12:16:26 PM #1: |
The second I stepped into the office. And then got dragged into a meeting. The nerve of some people!
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Solid Sonic 12/17/19 12:17:23 PM #2: |
Why have we as a society become so averse to just telling one another "I NEED TO RELIEVE MYSELF"?
--- "It feels like I'm always wrong." "Nah, that's not true...I mean you just made that statement, didn't you?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 12/17/19 12:18:34 PM #3: |
"brb, need to take a crap!"
it doesnt take rocket science to know how to say these words... lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthDemented 12/17/19 12:18:59 PM #4: |
That's when you crack off farts till it's right there at the o-ring. With the dump in there they'll just smell ridiculously horrid.
Edit: when it gets the point of no longer holding it back, you get up and run to the bathroom yelling "Tora, Tora, Tora!" --- boobies... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KyleAllen 12/17/19 12:21:20 PM #5: |
"Man, I hate being paid to actually do work!"
--- Better than Scam ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid Sonic 12/17/19 12:22:40 PM #6: |
And if they say "I don't care, you're needed in this meeting," you can bookmark that in your mind and never forget that time they told you that being in a meeting was more important than your need to evacuate your bowels.
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darkphoenix181 12/17/19 12:23:29 PM #7: |
Find the highest authority female boss and seduce her and have her tell everyone you can poop when you want.
Should be easy for a pua like you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 12/17/19 12:24:57 PM #8: |
Just buy a box of Depends for emergency like this, you can relieve yourself at work, on the commute, while riding the elevator, I keep a box handy, I like the more expensive ones that go on like underwear, not the diapers ones, those are for people who have caretakers, lucky them.
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ChrisTaka 12/17/19 12:26:32 PM #9: |
Solid Sonic posted...
Why have we as a society become so averse to just telling one another "I NEED TO RELIEVE MYSELF"? I see that as progression --- Knowledge is having the right answer. Intelligence is asking the right question ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 12/17/19 12:27:39 PM #10: |
darkphoenix181 posted...
Find the highest authority female boss and seduce her and have her tell everyone you can poop when you want. lmao --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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