Current Events > Rose Tico should open up a food truck called Rose Taco

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Imagine its 1:30PM at an outdoor festival and youre craving some food after the long drive up there, you havent had anything to eat since that WaWa sizzler first thing in the morning.

You spot a line of food trucks, and youre chilling in line while some local band is jamming in the park filling the atmosphere with chill music. And then you finally get up to place your order and you see none other than Resistance Maintenance Specialist Rose Tico behind the window.

She smiles at you. Your heart lights up like Alderaan. Never have you seen a face so pure and wholesome.

She finishes making your food, and asks if you want to add a drink to the order. You say yeah, and ask for a Surge. She tells you they havent made that since the 90s, but you correct her and say they distributed it again in the late 2010s. She apologizes and offers a Mt Dew instead. You ask if she has Dewshine. She does.

You accept the tacos, and for a minute you feel her soft, delicate fingers brush against your hand.

She looks at you with nothing but innocent, pure hearted affection and says

Were going to win this war not by fighting what we hate, but by eating what we love.

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Sounds good, but replace Rose with her sister.

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Shotgunnova posted...

Sounds good, but replace Rose with her sister.

Fat sister would probably produce superior tacos.

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Han Solo should open up a tie store called Han's Bolos

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But then all the Karens would cry about "mah cultural appropriation"

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