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AlisLandale
11/22/19 9:46:46 PM
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Whenever you decide to look for one, within one week you will meet a perfect girl.

the catch is that no relationship will last longer than a week, because it will always end with you becoming increasingly neurotic and sabotaging the relationship over some trivial detail that nobody else would care about.

also your dad and his dog live with you.

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dave_is_slick
11/22/19 9:48:09 PM
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That shit will fuck you up over time.
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PatrickMahomes
11/22/19 9:48:10 PM
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Is it by definition possible for more than one "perfect" woman to exist?
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Irony
11/22/19 9:48:34 PM
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My first and only heartbreak fucked me up, no thanks.

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AlisLandale
11/22/19 9:49:04 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Is it by definition possible for more than one "perfect" woman to exist?


Well, everytime you meet the girl, youll believe her to be perfect, often telling your brother that you finally found the one

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Abiz_
11/22/19 9:51:05 PM
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Pepe living with me? Fuck that he is a punt-able nightmare. Spazzy bastard jumps on to my shoulders every time I visit my dad.
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Gamerguymass
11/22/19 9:54:49 PM
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My dad doesn't have a dog and I don't have a brother.

That aside, doesn't this basically just equal unlimited hookups? A week isn't really a "relationship" so it pretty much sounds like you fuck them for a week and then kick them to the curb for some new hot chick.

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TheDreadedWave
11/22/19 9:59:33 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
That aside, doesn't this basically just equal unlimited hookups? A week isn't really a "relationship" so it pretty much sounds like you fuck them for a week and then kick them to the curb for some new hot chick.
Also since you took the deal you'd already know not to bother getting attached

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Vita_Aeterna
11/22/19 10:02:32 PM
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No deal. I just want a healthy relationship lasting a lifetime with a girl I like. That's it.
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FighterStreet2
11/22/19 10:04:37 PM
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So a life of STDs and loneliness.

I already got one, don't need the other lol
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