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No_U_L7 11/21/19 6:12:47 PM #1:	Go on the "wrong" floor again? I've checked twice and it's been an hour since I initially had to go now... I think my union rep would have a field day if they tried to get me in trouble over that...but is it worth the risk? I've already gotten into trouble 3 times for this --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:930494995] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Go on the "wrong" floor again? I've checked twice and it's been an hour since I initially had to go now... I think my union rep would have a field day if they tried to get me in trouble over that...but is it worth the risk? I've already gotten into trouble 3 times for this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Complete_Idi0t 11/21/19 6:13:27 PM #2:	Just use the urinal <cite>Complete_Idi0t posted [p:930495027] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Just use the urinal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 11/21/19 6:32:10 PM #3:	Why can't you use the facilities designated for your use? And do you have some kind of medical condition that necessitates you going number 2 at work on a regular basis?(excuse me if this is the first time, I don't care enough about this site to remember the minutia of every thread I read). Anyways, everything I just said is academic, because they are required to provide adequate facilities for all their employees to use --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:930495953] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Why can't you use the facilities designated for your use? And do you have some kind of medical condition that necessitates you going number 2 at work on a regular basis?(excuse me if this is the first time, I don't care enough about this site to remember the minutia of every thread I read). Anyways, everything I just said is academic, because they are required to provide adequate facilities for all their employees to use</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 11/21/19 6:33:55 PM #4:	mustachedmystic posted... Why can't you use the facilities designated for your use? And do you have some kind of medical condition that necessitates you going number 2 at work on a regular basis?(excuse me if this is the first time, I don't care enough about this site to remember the minutia of every thread I read). Anyways, everything I just said is academic, because they are required to provide adequate facilities for all their employees to use Because all the stalls are taken? It says right there in the TT I have a poor diet so I have to go quite often --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:930496051] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>Why can't you use the facilities designated for your use? And do you have some kind of medical condition that necessitates you going number 2 at work on a regular basis?(excuse me if this is the first time, I don't care enough about this site to remember the minutia of every thread I read). Anyways, everything I just said is academic, because they are required to provide adequate facilities for all their employees to use</quote> Because all the stalls are taken? It says right there in the TT I have a poor diet so I have to go quite often </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 11/21/19 6:35:05 PM #5:	Just go and stomp it down the overflow drain. I'm sure you'll get a pass. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:930496103] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Just go and stomp it down the overflow drain. I'm sure you'll get a pass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 11/21/19 6:35:11 PM #6:	Humble men have used the urinal in these instances. Just go to confession. --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. <cite>brestugo posted [p:930496111] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Humble men have used the urinal in these instances. Just go to confession.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 11/21/19 6:40:24 PM #7:	No_U_L7 posted... mustachedmystic posted... Why can't you use the facilities designated for your use? And do you have some kind of medical condition that necessitates you going number 2 at work on a regular basis?(excuse me if this is the first time, I don't care enough about this site to remember the minutia of every thread I read). Anyways, everything I just said is academic, because they are required to provide adequate facilities for all their employees to use Because all the stalls are taken? It says right there in the TT I have a poor diet so I have to go quite often My bad, however if the stalls are constantly occupied, it might just be that the facilities aren't adequate to meet the needs of the employees. Edit: maybe you should think of getting more fiber in your diet. I eat cheerios, and lots of bananas. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:930496337] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>Why can't you use the facilities designated for your use? And do you have some kind of medical condition that necessitates you going number 2 at work on a regular basis?(excuse me if this is the first time, I don't care enough about this site to remember the minutia of every thread I read). Anyways, everything I just said is academic, because they are required to provide adequate facilities for all their employees to use</quote> Because all the stalls are taken? It says right there in the TT I have a poor diet so I have to go quite often </quote> My bad, however if the stalls are constantly occupied, it might just be that the facilities aren't adequate to meet the needs of the employees. Edit: maybe you should think of getting more fiber in your diet. I eat cheerios, and lots of bananas.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 11/21/19 6:42:06 PM #8:	mustachedmystic posted... My bad, however if the stalls are constantly occupied, it might just be that the facilities aren't adequate to meet the needs of the employees. It normally would be...but they didnt account for this being an engineering office. 60 enployees 48 men 12 women instead of 30/30... --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:930496417] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>My bad, however if the stalls are constantly occupied, it might just be that the facilities aren't adequate to meet the needs of the employees.</quote> It normally would be...but they didnt account for this being an engineering office. 60 enployees 48 men 12 women instead of 30/30... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 11/21/19 6:44:45 PM #9:	That sucks the big one, your only solution may be to improve your diet, so you don't have to drop so many loads at work. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:930496537] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>That sucks the big one, your only solution may be to improve your diet, so you don't have to drop so many loads at work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 11/21/19 6:45:41 PM #10:	C, final answer --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:930496585] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>C, final answer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 11/21/19 6:47:59 PM #11:	Just go to the war room toilet and tell them you were war gaming the invasion of the South Porcelain China Sea. --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving, 85 crafting <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:930496691] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Just go to the war room toilet and tell them you were war gaming the invasion of the South Porcelain China Sea. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 11/21/19 6:49:42 PM #12:	Sometimes, you have no choice but to drop the brown MOAB. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:930496764] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes, you have no choice but to drop the brown MOAB.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 11/21/19 6:50:42 PM #13:	Maybe just sit in the bathroom and wait a few minutes till someones done, instead of panicking and asking gfaqs for help. Arent engineers supposed to be smart and problem solvers? You cant even handle taking a shit dude. <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:930496804] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Maybe just sit in the bathroom and wait a few minutes till someones done, instead of panicking and asking gfaqs for help. Arent engineers supposed to be smart and problem solvers? You cant even handle taking a shit dude. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 11/21/19 6:51:19 PM #14:	Keith_Valentine posted... Maybe just sit in the bathroom and wait a few minutes till someones done, instead of panicking and asking gfaqs for help. Arent engineers supposed to be smart and problem solvers? You cant even handle taking a shit dude. But then the toilet will be warm and I have to breathe in all that poop... --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:930496833] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Keith_Valentine posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe just sit in the bathroom and wait a few minutes till someones done, instead of panicking and asking gfaqs for help. Arent engineers supposed to be smart and problem solvers? You cant even handle taking a shit dude.</quote> But then the toilet will be warm and I have to breathe in all that poop... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 11/21/19 6:52:24 PM #15:	Just shit on the guy's chair that always seems to reprimand you for using the bathroom on the wrong floor. Sometimes it takes a bold power move to make the necessary changes. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:930496870] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Just shit on the guy's chair that always seems to reprimand you for using the bathroom on the wrong floor. Sometimes it takes a bold power move to make the necessary changes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 11/21/19 6:53:06 PM #16:	Paragon21XX posted... Just shit on the guy's chair that always seems to reprimand you for using the bathroom on the wrong floor. Sometimes it takes a bold power move to make the necessary changes. It's been 3 different people luckily, none of which are in my chain of command --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:930496907] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Paragon21XX posted... </cite> <quote>Just shit on the guy's chair that always seems to reprimand you for using the bathroom on the wrong floor. Sometimes it takes a bold power move to make the necessary changes.</quote> It's been 3 different people luckily, none of which are in my chain of command </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 11/21/19 6:54:05 PM #17:	No_U_L7 posted... But then the toilet will be warm and I have to breathe in all that poop... I hate to break it to you, but you are already breathing it just by going in there. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:930496957] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>But then the toilet will be warm and I have to breathe in all that poop...</quote> I hate to break it to you, but you are already breathing it just by going in there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 11/21/19 6:54:29 PM #18:	mustachedmystic posted... I hate to break it to you, but you are already breathing it just by going in there. Doesnt mean I want to stay in there even longer... --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:930496978] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>I hate to break it to you, but you are already breathing it just by going in there.</quote> Doesnt mean I want to stay in there even longer... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 11/21/19 6:58:01 PM #19:	What happened to shiting on your desk? Tired of your boss sitting on your feces? --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:930497139] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>What happened to shiting on your desk? Tired of your boss sitting on your feces?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 11/21/19 6:59:18 PM #20:	No_U_L7 posted... mustachedmystic posted... I hate to break it to you, but you are already breathing it just by going in there. Doesnt mean I want to stay in there even longer... You have 3 options, hold it in, breathe shit air, or risk getting fired reliving yourself in the war room shitter. Assuming your immune system is healthy, your choice is clear. --- Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand. Sampson, Terrordactyl PSN: DarkHoosier <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:930497216] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>I hate to break it to you, but you are already breathing it just by going in there.</quote> Doesnt mean I want to stay in there even longer... </quote> You have 3 options, hold it in, breathe shit air, or risk getting fired reliving yourself in the war room shitter. Assuming your immune system is healthy, your choice is clear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 11/21/19 7:06:05 PM #21:	mustachedmystic posted... You have 3 options, hold it in, breathe shit air, or risk getting fired reliving yourself in the war room shitter. Assuming your immune system is healthy, your choice is clear. Nvm I don't have to go any more --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:930497571] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>You have 3 options, hold it in, breathe shit air, or risk getting fired reliving yourself in the war room shitter. Assuming your immune system is healthy, your choice is clear.</quote> Nvm I don't have to go any more </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 11/21/19 7:07:56 PM #22:	No_U_L7 posted... mustachedmystic posted... You have 3 options, hold it in, breathe shit air, or risk getting fired reliving yourself in the war room shitter. Assuming your immune system is healthy, your choice is clear. Nvm I don't have to go any more montezuma's revenge made him shit himself noo. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:930497636] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>You have 3 options, hold it in, breathe shit air, or risk getting fired reliving yourself in the war room shitter. Assuming your immune system is healthy, your choice is clear.</quote> Nvm I don't have to go any more </quote> montezuma's revenge made him shit himself noo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeToTheMAX 11/21/19 7:08:41 PM #23:	Take a shit in the sink --- "shut the f*** up. There's no such thing as a "sniper rifle"." - tamagucci <cite>AwesomeToTheMAX posted [p:930497663] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Take a shit in the sink </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 11/23/19 9:12:58 PM #24:	Good topic --- AirFresh - Voted the hottest content creator on The FAQs' #KeepItFresh <cite>AirFresh posted [p:930600834] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Good topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 11/23/19 9:22:05 PM #25:	https://images.app.goo.gl/gmj6tLkEe7qx7whv6 --- "I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:930601241] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>https://images.app.goo.gl/gmj6tLkEe7qx7whv6 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 11/23/19 9:29:27 PM #26:	Do they give you guys laxatives or something? --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:930601603] in Need to sh... [t:78184735]...</cite> <quote>Do they give you guys laxatives or something? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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