Current Events > Embarrassment at Police Halloween Party as Everyone Shows Up as the Punisher

(+) Yeah! (+)

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/embarrassment-ensues-at-police-halloween-party-where-everyone-showed-up-as-the-punisher/

A social faux pas was committed at the annual Blount County Police Halloween Ball after every single officer and deputy dressed as Marvel Comics vigilante the Punisher, according to those in attendence.

I really thought it wouldnt happen again this year, said Oneonta officer Darrel Hainsworth, playing with the fabric of the giant skull symbol on the front of his bulletproof vest. We all agreed that only a quarter of us could do it to avoid looking stupid and I should have been in that quarter! Its just such a cool costume. Everyone I know thinks so.

Granted, everyone I know is a police officer, he added.

Deputy Hal Johnson, from the town of Warrior, was reportedly embarrassed to have worn the exact same costume as Hainsworth for the third year in a row, especially considering he just got a full-back tattoo of Frank Castle wrapping a mans intestines around a tree from The Slavers.

Thats the one where he beats a woman to death against a window, Johnson said to Hainsworth. I forget what the context was, but who cares? Its freakin nasty!

According to those at the party, the police officers tried to wrap their heads around why they feel such a connection with the character.

I think we all just need a day to unwind and feel free and thats Halloween, said Allgood officer Martin Smith, fiddling with a gun he was 75% was a prop but couldnt remember. Being a police officer is hard work and we all look up to this guy, the Punisher, because hes a fantasy character who has unchecked power to do whatever he wants to stop crime as well as settle personal beefs with violence. Obviously, that doesnt exist in the real world, not even a little bit. But sometimes just sometimes we all wish it did.

As of press time, a man was carried to the entrance of the Blount County Police Halloween Ball and physically thrown out for mentioning the story where the Punisher is black.

Lol, that's a good one
---

p good
---

I really thought it wouldnt happen again this year,

Lol
---

I can't believe that cops are stupid.

Just boggles the mind.

I know its a satire, btw. But only after I looked into it. The story itself is almost banal in its believability.
---

Malfunction posted...

I really thought it wouldnt happen again this year,

wtf lmao
---

Hairistotle posted...

It's a little distressing how much the police idolize the punisher

Judging by the quotes they even read the stories. How can it not dawn on them...

because its satire

---

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6zJ0GkQQp0" data-time="
---

lmao
---

Real or not cops still love punisher yet none of them actually read the comics. If they did they would know in the comics, punisher is hunted by the cops

Thats the one where he beats a woman to death against a window, Johnson said to Hainsworth. I forget what the context was, but who cares? Its freakin nasty!

This is honestly a good critique of American preference as a whole, not just police.
---

GiftedACIII posted...

Thats the one where he beats a woman to death against a window, Johnson said to Hainsworth. I forget what the context was, but who cares? Its freakin nasty!

This is honestly a good critique of American preference as a whole, not just police.

Nah, we don't want to hear that maybe society is f***ed up because we're f***ed up. Blame the vidya games instead
---