Current Events > I saw a morbidly obese man have a cardiac episode today at the grocery store

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50Blessings
05/26/19 2:55:06 AM
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Dude was huge. Possibly Boogie pre operation size.

We were in the soda section and hes pushing an empty cart up to the Mtn Dew. He was breathing really hard and was dripping with sweat. He picks up three 24 packs and puts them in the cart. He picks up a fourth and drops it. He falls to his knees and just starts making this horrible sound that's like a scream, squeal and wheeze all at once.

Another person ran off to call 911 but apparently there were some paramedics already there who said he was having a cardiac episode and started helping him.

The whole thing has honestly turned me off Mtn Dew.
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Irony
05/26/19 2:56:50 AM
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And that man was TC
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50Blessings
05/26/19 2:59:02 AM
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???
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MabusIncarnate
05/26/19 3:01:32 AM
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I hope you have a speedy recovery TC
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50Blessings
05/26/19 3:04:03 AM
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Everyone was actually in shock. It was pretty scary. I'm glad those EMTs were there. Nobody clapped for them but they probably should have.
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Thompson
05/26/19 3:06:44 AM
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It astonishes me how some people can become so grotesquely obese. Alarm bells should be ringing in their heads when they've become too fat to wipe their own arse.
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ZeroKelvin
05/26/19 3:07:24 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I hope you have a speedy recovery TC
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50Blessings
05/26/19 3:13:15 AM
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What's with the low quality shitposts? A man could have died and your using it as some lame attempt to troll?
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MabusIncarnate
05/26/19 3:14:30 AM
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The first step to understanding that you have a problem is admitting you have a problem.
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50Blessings
05/26/19 3:18:04 AM
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Thompson posted...
It astonishes me how some people can become so grotesquely obese. Alarm bells should be ringing in their heads when they've become too fat to wipe their own arse.


I'm hoping this will be a wake up call for him. He looked to be in agony just walking with the cart.
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Current_Events
05/26/19 3:18:14 AM
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ZeroKelvin posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I hope you have a speedy recovery TC
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ZeroKelvin
05/26/19 3:18:34 AM
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50Blessings posted...
What's with the low quality shitposts?

Irony
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LightningAce11
05/26/19 3:19:52 AM
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50Blessings posted...
Boogie

This is low
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Current_Events
05/26/19 3:34:05 AM
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ZeroKelvin posted...
50Blessings posted...
What's with the low quality shitposts?

Irony

Irony posted...
And that man was TC
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Trelve
05/26/19 3:37:04 AM
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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday while some fat guy had a heart attack in the freezer section. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, Oh, like youre doing now?

I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Scotty_Rogers
05/26/19 3:37:51 AM
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i love CE lmao

btw hope the guy recovers
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Machete
05/26/19 10:19:24 AM
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Mtn Dew is good.
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TheDrivingForce
05/26/19 10:21:30 AM
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Get well soon tc.
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50Blessings
05/26/19 10:22:32 AM
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Oh, it's Irony and his shit/alt brigade? That explains a lot.
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chrono625
05/26/19 10:24:39 AM
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Fat is sexy and healthy, TC.

Tumblr and resetera have said as much.

Stop being a fkn hater and go date a fatty against your will like a good cis boy.
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The Popo
05/26/19 10:25:04 AM
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Hopefully this will teach him to use a motorized cart in the future. No need to be a daredevil and walk.
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Youngster_Joey_
05/26/19 10:27:19 AM
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I can't feel bad for fat fucks. The warning signs were probably there 150+ pounds ago.

Hopefully he does have a wake up call and get the help he needs after this, but I'm sure he'll just argue with the doctors who tell him to lose weight like most fat people do.
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DirkDiggles
05/26/19 10:32:38 AM
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I know your pain, tc. I was severely overweight myself. I found that if you cut the soda out of your life, you can lose weight faster with plenty of exercise. I believe in you, tc.

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Youngster_Joey_
05/27/19 7:08:14 PM
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How did I get modded for my post but all these guys harassing TC aren't getting anything? lmfao
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MabusIncarnate
05/27/19 8:48:58 PM
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@Youngster_Joey_ posted...
How did I get modded for my post but all these guys harassing TC aren't getting anything? lmfao

TC went on a crybaby reporting rampage, I got modded also but idk why they didn't delete the post.
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Youngster_Joey_
05/27/19 9:36:31 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
@Youngster_Joey_ posted...
How did I get modded for my post but all these guys harassing TC aren't getting anything? lmfao

TC went on a crybaby reporting rampage, I got modded also but idk why they didn't delete the post.


That actually doesn't explain my mod at all since I didn't say anything to him. But it's nice to see the mods actually mod equally now.
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50Blessings
05/27/19 9:42:54 PM
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lol I don't mark anymore I just ignore you guys. Serves you right.
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