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Antifar
12/26/18 6:26:54 PM
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How do you respond?
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monkmith
12/26/18 6:28:31 PM
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no.
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Vicious_Dios
12/26/18 6:29:20 PM
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How old is his girlfriend, and do her parents know that she's here? <_<;
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Hummer 2
12/26/18 6:29:53 PM
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only if i can have a turn
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Lairen
12/26/18 6:29:56 PM
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No ones ever said yes to this.
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Lairen
12/26/18 6:30:18 PM
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Hummer 2 posted...
only if i can have a turn


Delete this.
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AdviceMan
12/26/18 6:31:57 PM
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Nah. Do your tomfoolery in such a way where I can pretend like I had no idea.
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Vicious_Dios
12/26/18 6:34:17 PM
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Lairen

Delete this.


And he didn't even say with who. <_<;
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Lairen
12/26/18 6:35:21 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Lairen

Delete this.


And he didn't even say with who. <_<;


I dont really care but it could be modded somewhat easily...
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The Top Crusader
12/26/18 6:35:38 PM
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AdviceMan posted...
Nah. Do your tomfoolery in such a way where I can pretend like I had no idea.


Ha, exactly. I see a lot of my generation wanting to be the "cool parent" and let their kids do whatever and watch whatever movie, etc. Half the fun of being a kid and doing those things was doing it behind your parents' back. >_>
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Musourenka
12/26/18 6:35:45 PM
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"Yes, but your girlfriend sleeps in your bed and you sleep on the couch."
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averagejoel
12/26/18 6:35:50 PM
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"if she wants to. you need a condom?"
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SterlingM
12/26/18 6:35:59 PM
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no fair, sage's get to have all the fun
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Cheater87
12/26/18 6:37:13 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew
12/26/18 6:41:18 PM
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@Cheater87 posted...
In the same room?

You tell me, you're the parent in this scenario, would you let them in the same room, different rooms? Jesus, do you need us to wipe your ass for you too.
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Lairen
12/26/18 6:42:12 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Jesus, do you need us to wipe your ass for you too.


Is that an offer?
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Killmonger
12/26/18 6:42:13 PM
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Hummer 2 posted...
only if i can have a turn

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smo86
12/26/18 6:42:34 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
@Cheater87 posted...
In the same room?

You tell me, you're the parent in this scenario, would you let them in the same room, different rooms? Jesus, do you need us to wipe your ass for you too.


are you having a melty
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Cheater87
12/26/18 6:42:42 PM
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Calm down just asking a question!
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MedeaLysistrata
12/26/18 6:43:19 PM
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call her parents and inform them their daughter is about to sleep with my son, a known tool
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Lairen
12/26/18 6:43:24 PM
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Killmonger posted...
Hummer 2 posted...
only if i can have a turn



Ive been warned for less.

Im not marking though. Id delete quoting it if he deleted.
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Sada_Pop
12/26/18 6:44:00 PM
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Behaviorism posted...
Why do you all assume sex will be involved?


I know that you're kidding but it's just a realistic way to look at it.
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DocileOrangeCup
12/26/18 6:44:55 PM
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averagejoel
12/26/18 6:46:07 PM
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Sada_Pop posted...
Behaviorism posted...
Why do you all assume sex will be involved?


I know that you're kidding but it's just a realistic way to look at it.

then why not ask your hypothetical son if he intends to have sex?
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Sada_Pop
12/26/18 6:48:37 PM
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averagejoel posted...
Sada_Pop posted...
Behaviorism posted...
Why do you all assume sex will be involved?


I know that you're kidding but it's just a realistic way to look at it.

then why not ask your hypothetical son if he intends to have sex?


That's fair but it's better to assume that he does and respond accordingly.
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apocalyptic_4
12/26/18 6:50:11 PM
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Hummer 2 posted...


r.i.p
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The Wheelman1
12/26/18 6:55:01 PM
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Only if they'll sleep in separate rooms.
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BuckVanHammer
12/26/18 6:57:38 PM
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Nope.
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EpicMickeyDrew
12/26/18 7:01:07 PM
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smo86 posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
@Cheater87 posted...
In the same room?

You tell me, you're the parent in this scenario, would you let them in the same room, different rooms? Jesus, do you need us to wipe your ass for you too.


are you having a melty

no

Cheater87 posted...
Calm down just asking a question!

dumb question no offense
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Knowledge_King
12/27/18 9:47:06 AM
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Romulox28
12/27/18 9:47:52 AM
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averagejoel posted...
"if she wants to. you need a condom?"

"no thanks dad, im going raw dog up in this bitch. see ya tomorrow morning"
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YookaLaylee
12/27/18 9:49:47 AM
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AdviceMan posted...
Nah. Do your tomfoolery in such a way where I can pretend like I had no idea.

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Chicken_Butt
12/27/18 9:51:35 AM
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"Not like your hand has anywhere else to be tonight. BAM! No, but seriously, no."
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E32005
12/27/18 9:53:13 AM
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JlM
12/27/18 9:53:23 AM
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My parents weren't cool with my girlfriend staying over until I was probably 16, maybe even 17. Her parents were even less cool about it but I think they didnt want to seem too uptight, and it was pretty obvious/known that we were having sex anyway.

Hell, we were much less likely to actually have sex at night when it was all quiet.

I still have fond memories of my Dad telling us he needed to go to the store, but he had to go to the one far away, because our local one didnt have what he needed. What a guy.
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vocedelmorte
12/27/18 9:55:52 AM
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monkmith posted...
no.
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Master Kazuya
12/27/18 9:58:30 AM
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Not until they're both legal age of consent
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EpicMickeyDrew
12/27/18 12:25:16 PM
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JlM posted...
I still have fond memories of my Dad telling us he needed to go to the store, but he had to go to the one far away, because our local one didnt have what he needed. What a guy.

my guy
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im not 13
12/29/18 2:56:01 AM
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GameboyTroy
12/29/18 4:56:07 AM
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Yes.
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